valley of democracy no. 28

rawclyde

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Welllllll, let’s race on out for a little more

kick up some dust & even ye olde score

Yeeeeeeeah, everything & buddy has cracks n’ faults

so let’s leave the blues in the dust of Deep Desert Waltz

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I grab a bottle, say “adios” to my Indian pal

scoot on out without much money or a big plump gal

too many memories of Ms. Beauty ends that before it starts

come on, lad, let’s flee the scams of them plump broken-hearts

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They’re warm & kind but the lean are laying around inside my mind

of course, thorny sagory cacti is the only lean I find

when I low-tail it behind the mountain and around the bend

cheers!  welcome to quaint solitude, my weary friend

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I turn off the engine, hop out, crunch alone and along

make so much noise I hear no desert song

I pull out a paper to roll a flabbergasted smoke

it crinkles so loud I cringe at Christ’s happy go lucky joke

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My only security is the Big Dipper in the sky

which is all I want spittin’ in my eye

as it grows dark Christ knows what I mean

so does Holy Mary, a kind n’ gentle human being

(Copyright Clyde Collins 1999)

valley of democracy no. 27

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Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee

here I am in my Mecca parked beside a Palo Verde tree

ambushed by the Indians & bushwacked by the greedy

keep smiling down on me n’ I promise not to feel needy

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Our Father, who art in Heaven, hollowed be Thy Name

You have set-up here one hell of an ironic chess game

two queens for a pawn & three horses for a rook

sorry, amigos, you must stay stupid or spend a buck on a book

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Jesus, my savior, why not crack for me a joke

something that will make me laugh instead of croak

the Bible had no humor at all until you come along

it’s too bad Your crucifixion had to be part of the song

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You gave us one hell of an example of how to gracefully die

I hope when I take my last breath I can be one-tenth as sly

as You were when You forgave those who pounded the nails

You’re the greatest of pals when all else utterly fails

rawclyde

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valley of democracy no. 25

rawclyde

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Take a 2-day weekend, whad-a-ya got?

Nothin’ but a slave’s life & a soul full o’ rot

Now take 4 days, that’s what the Hopi used to sing

they always waited 4 days before they’d do anything

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Now! go ahead, take a 4-day weekend

Whad-a-ya got? Whad-a-ya got, my gay meek friend?

Now you can sit in the desert for 4 peaceful days

that’s how long it takes for the critters to get used to your ways

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You can commune & grow with nature & rub up to God again

read a little bit, stand up and streeeeeeeatch your grin

but don’t go out there twirling around on your funny toys

you’ll just wreck the land & make too much God-less noise

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So, a 4-day weekend is what I brilliantly propose

instead of a 2-day weekend that just stuffs-up your nose

yes, right away, let’s send this proposal to Washington D.C.

& everything will be right again in this, our Valley of Democracy

(copyright clyde collins 2025)