A Killers Christmas

The Killers song "Human" has been running through my head, and as with most pop - I only can remember the chorus. In severe cases like these, a spoof is required. I present to you:

The Christmas NSFW version of  the chorus of "Human"

Are we Rudolf
Or are we Dancer
My hooves are freezing
My ass is cold
And I'm on my knees
blowing Santa
Are we Rudolf
Or are we Dancer
He won't let me go.