It's My Destiny

oik @ 2016-08-04T21:32:00

2016-08-05T01:32:18Z

wow

teeth

2015-06-26T02:37:34Z

im gonna get tooth implants finally!!! wheeeee

whoa thats two posts in a row (over a year apart) about teeth. huh.

oik @ 2014-05-11T15:27:00

2014-05-11T19:27:49Z

Last night I had a dream that my canine and premolar teeth were pulled by a coworker of mine pretending to be a dentist.

oik @ 2014-04-27T18:19:00

2014-04-27T22:19:20Z

i miss winter

oik @ 2011-06-29T09:24:00

2011-06-29T13:24:05Z

A to do list! I feel like Yen.

~~Pack~~

~~Clean Floors~~

~~Rite-Aid~~

~~Indian Food (@ 1200)~~

~~Move Car ? Or should I drive into Manhattan tomorrow?~~ *

Hookah

~~Mail Letters~~

~~PS3~~

*Decided to take my chances and move my car; got a spot right across from my building! I can see it from my window! YAY

oik @ 2011-02-22T19:44:00

2011-02-23T00:44:39Z

The 2007 television series The Big Bang Theory has Howard Wolowitz, played by Simon Helberg, uttering "Oy vey" in exasperation, due to Howard being Jewish and therefore able to speak Yiddish.

an innate jewbility

HARRY DOT PEA

2010-12-10T03:37:48Z

01. Top 3 favorite characters & why

1. i guess i like snap although i used to not because of the end of the last book but whatever since it isn't a movie yet ill pretend it never happened
2. weasleys cause theyre silly gingers
3. gilderoy lockhart because hellooo awesome

02. Did it take a while before you got into the series, or did you immediately fall in love
i started reading it after i was forced to watch the first two movies and it took me a while to think it didn't suck

03. Favorite villain & why
voldemort cause he killed people it was cool and he likes snakes. also i think he'd be a good sailor scout

04. I know you love them all, but list all of the books in order from favorite to least favorite
1. half blood prince
2. whatever
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.

05. Which one of the deaths did you have the hardest time with
snap cause he became lame like what anakin did to darth vader

06. One of your favorite quotes
that would require the ability to remember things people say

07. Favorite movie
CHAMBER OF SECRETS HELLO GIANT SNANKE

08. Anything you’d change in the epilogue
yeah get rid of all that everyone marrying everyone bullshit

09. What would be your favorite class at Hogwarts
transfiguration

10. The cloak, the wand, or the stone
the cloak i guess

11. Is there a character you didn’t like in the books, but loved in the movies or vice-versa
well i didn't give a shit about luscious malfoy in the books but in the movies i was like HAH this dude is a bad ass mother fucker but wtf movies, where were his bad ass white peacocks

12. Least favorite character
harry.p

13. Favorite location from the movies
i like the castle bro

14. If you could work at any place in Hogsmeade which would it be
i dont remember stuff there

15. Top 3 favorite scenes from the series
1. when harry fucks draco up in the bathroom right after draco had a good cry
2. when draco stomps on harry's face while he's under the invisible cloak
3. when snap gets tortured by some losers in the 70s

16. If you could ask your favorite character one thing what would it be
i forgot who my favorite character was....

17. What would your Patronus be
probably a kitty

18. What book have you read the most
ive read them all once with the exception of order of the phoenix which i actually never read the last few chapters.

19. If you had to date a character who would it be
mcgonagall, shes a bad bitch

20. What would a boggart turn into in front of you
the moon. im pathetic

21. Favorite magical creature
cats. they are indeed magical

22. Have you ever been to a midnight showing of a movie
no way

23. Favorite Dursley
uh dudley? he's short fat and his name is dumb

24. Who is your favorite professor at Hogwarts
remus lupin cause he gave out chocolate and that would be awesome if i had a teacher like that except i wouldn't want chocolate i would want brownies, which i guess is a kind of chocolate so whatever, but i wouldn't want non-brownie chocolate. wait, what?

25. Which character do you think they did the best job casting for the movies
mr snaps, every weasley to ever exist

26. Does it bother you that the movies differ from the books
no i dont give shits about nuthin

27. What movie have you watched the most
probably chamber of secrets or something

28. Have you ever been to the WWoHP, if not do you plan on it
what.

29. What would be the first thing you’d buy at the Twins’ joke shop
i dunno something i could give to my classmates or the idiots at the fire dept and laugh my ass off at them

30. 5 parts of the Deathly Hallows movies (1&2) that you’re looking forward to the most

everyone dying

oik @ 2010-11-14T01:29:00

2010-11-14T06:28:51Z

Stole this from mandarinita

shit i keep in my bag meme

1: tissues
2: dirty tumi wallet
3: keys
4: hand sanitizer
5: excedrin
6: staples planner
7: ipod touch
8: monthly metro card
9: hospital ID
10: pantech phone
11: spyderco knife

hurr durr

2010-07-14T17:27:50Z

holy shit my head is killing me

last night i dragged a 120lb mannequin around the truck bay in full gear with scott pack on and i was sweating my ass off until doug and this guy showed up and i got all pissy and matt got pissed at me

anyway so because of that and because i don't enjoy being drunk anymore, i decided wine would be a good way to end my day IM SO FUCKING SMART

tonight I will be working with the deuce and half so ill probably be drinking again tonight teehee but hopefully i wont have one too many glasses if anyone wants to join me wink wink

why am i posting this i dunno

im pissy cause i think my captain doesn't have any faith in me so fuck him\

lately i dont feel like using grammar at all

graham chapman

CAPSLOCK YAAAAAAAAY

2010-05-10T04:00:12Z

GOOD BYE POST OFFICE

I'M NEVER DELIVERING ANOTHER PACKAGE OR LETTER AGAIN after ~~May 31st.~~ TODAY

HELLO SLOAN KETTERING

oik @ 2010-04-04T20:52:00

2010-04-05T00:52:51Z

ejecthefloppy!!!!!!!!! wana fite

oik @ 2010-03-11T10:29:00

2010-03-11T15:29:21Z

hey dudes i got a tumblr account so i can finally post all those retarded pictures ive been wanting to post. the title is called "shit from my cell phone" and the url is http://cloudyay.tumblr.com

yap

oik @ 2010-03-08T17:18:00

2010-03-08T22:18:31Z

ive been eating too much polish food

HOLY SHIT IT MADE MY ICON FATASS EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T SELECT IT I TOTLALY SEELECTED FATASS AS MY MOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oik @ 2010-01-01T09:40:00

2010-01-01T14:40:21Z

Happy birthday Gregorian calendar!!!!!!! You're another year older!!!!!

I made a cloud drawing community but I haven't set it up yet

WHO WANTS TO HALP!?!~

oik @ 2009-12-23T12:03:00

2009-12-23T17:03:35Z

There's this community called cloud_drawings. It's been dead for years, which is sad because it was an awesome idea for a community. Someone would post a picture they've taken of clouds and people would draw what they see on the clouds and post the image as a comment. I've been looking to see if there were any active communities like this, but it seems the only ones around are just for sharing cloud pictures. Clouds are pretty and all, but that's not really the part that was great about cloud_drawings.

I think I want to create a revival community. Would anyone on my friends list be interested in that? Or know someone who would? If the previous community died because there's no demand then there's no point in making another.

derp

2009-12-03T08:03:34Z

These questions are das shit. If you want sum just say so, I'm not gonna do any of that lame ass gimmick nonsense. Anyway dese are from my bro, ejector head.

1. Do you prefer MGS2 or MGS4 Raiden? Any particular reason why?
2, because he took himself too seriously in 4. Although that whole I HAVE NO FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!! IT RAINED ON THE DAY I WAS BORN!!! was pretty amusing, his constant bitching and moaning in mgs2 was more.. I dunno, human? Whatever. And his relationship with Rose is more lols than the one in 4, which is like, ugh gimme a breaky poo.

2. Your favorite Phoenix Wright character is trapped in a room full of tomatoes and romano. What do they do--be it, freak out, attempt to find a way out of the room, sniff them, etc. etc. whatever.
Wah wah wah!! I have to think first who my favorite Phoenix Wright character is. I think it's Matt Engarde? But I'm not sure because it's been so long since I've played any of those games. What would he do, anyway? Maybe he'd eat them.

3. Would you hug Wesker?
No, ew. He's all old and creepy and no. Plus, he'd probably kill me. Oldschool RE1 Wesker is like badass and all, but no thanks.

4. Your favorite Silent Hill character and why and whether or not they have a tattoo on their arm that says "I ♥ Mom".
Uhhhhhhhh I kinda like Travis cause he's so derp (and he likes animals) but I guess you're right; I do like James the best. I mean he has that tattoo and everything oh geez and he's also a derp and killed his wife lolololol spoilers grammar what

5. Which Doctor do you think is the best?
I think I like the fourth best. I like his humour and his weirdness and his facial expressions omg jelly babies alskdjfalskdjf!!!! I've only seen one episode of the 10th doctor (that one with the scary angel statues omg) so I'm not sure if I like him or not. I doubt he's cooler than the fourth anyway.

Writer's Block: My Daily Internet Routing

2009-11-20T18:00:17Z

Open browser

Forget why browser was openened

Close browser

Open browser again

Check email

Close browser out of habit

Open browser again

Play country story on facebook

Read LJ

Watch youtubs

Close browser

the end i hope you liked my story

oik @ 2009-09-04T12:58:00

2009-09-04T17:00:21Z

ok dudes i just have to record this

so i was drawing pictures on sketchswap whatever, and i was drawing everyone's favorites like rollerblade mouse and happy pancake and kitty head, but then i was like hey im gonna draw a huge flag of canadia, and i did and in return i got a house with a flag and it said "THIS MY HOSUE IN FINLAND"

i was like so cool

ich bin gute fahrer!!!!!!

2009-08-22T18:10:16Z

I got an award today at work for being a safe driver. It highlights the fact that this is an elite group for people who have avoided accidents. This is funny for two reasons.

1. How sad is it that a group of people who haven't been in an accident is elite?

2. Why am I in this group when I vividly recall crashing into a dumpster, breaking the door handle off the truck, and locking myself outside of it with everything (including my phone) still inside?

Getting a copy of 1933 King Kong, since Mike has NEVER SEEN IT?!??!! and likes the remake. Oh, and instead of going to Ireland, Mike and I are going to drive into Canadia. It's still going out of the country.. sort of. Now we just have to figure out what to do once we get there. Oh, Canadia. I guess I will eat all your maple syrup.

Fun

2009-07-26T14:57:48Z

DON'T READ THIS IF NAIL INJURIES MAKE YOU SICK

Yesterday my cat was playing with nintendo controller wires, pulled the wii down and ran off scared. Unfortunately, the cat was still stuck in the wires and managed to drag the wii straight into my foot, bending the top half the nail of my big toe back onto itself. I was able to put the nail back onto the nail bed and wrap it up. Thank goodness I had my nails painted bright purple a few days ago; I can't imagine how nasty it would be looking if I could see through the nail right now. All I can see is that the tip of my toe is black and the bottom, by the cuticle, is purple-red. Now I'm just wondering how long it will be until I can wear sneakers again and go back to work.

hay look

2009-06-19T13:01:15Z

The schedule said to come in at 7am today, so I did. Turns out OOPS THEY DIDNT MEAN THAT FOR ME THEY FORGOT TO ERASE IT TEE HEE so now I'm back at home chillin until 1030. Then after work I gotta shove some bikes into some cars and bring them to my mother's friend to fix.

This is from pant1es. I'm supposed to write about what these words mean to me.

- metal gearrrrrr
It's a video game. I played it. I riked it.
- what do you live in new york or something
what the fuck does this even mean?!? R U MAKIN FUN OF ME
- kitties
Cutiest animals ever!!!!! Wanna squish em all!
- futorama
Holy shit, I've liked this show since it came out in like.. 98 or 99! Dem times was good times.
- icons that go around and around

It's hot

2009-06-03T00:38:48Z

Hello, and welcum 2 my jerrnal. This is vidya gaems I have yet to finish.

SNES

Lion King

GB

Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

Pokemon: Silver

PSX/PS2

Devil May Cry 3

~~Final Fantasy XII~~ OOPS I SOLD THIS BEFORE I COULD FINISH LOLOLOLOL

Indigo Prophecy

Okami

Resident Evil 2

Vagrant Story

PSP

Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Final Fantasy VII-2*

DS

~~Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin~~

~~Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass~~

~~Professor Layton and the Curious Village~~

GC/Wii

Eternal Darkness

Killer7

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

~~No More Heroes~~

* "actively" workin on it

I shouldn't be allowed to buy more games until I finish these. Although there are quite a few in there that I will never finish because I have no interest in playing them no mo.

In other news, I am so exhausted. My joints ache, my head hurts, I feel like I'm moving so slowly, I'm tired regardless of how long I've slept.. Maybe it is the weather? Or maybe it's that I've been working six day weeks for the past month; many of those days being 10hr work days. Fucking constantly being scheduled to deliver two routes of mail, wtf. The worst part is, I don't get overtime for it. In fact, I only get paid for 8hrs of work. Fucking post office I haet u.

I am so going to end up passing out at like 10:00 tonight. Have to wake up at 5:30AM tomorrow for another FUCKING TEN HOUR DAY UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND ITS GOING TO THUNDERSTORM ALL DAY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE LIGHTNING HITS MY TRUCK AND BURNS ALL THE LETTERS AND PACKAGES UP

Writer's Block: Looking Back

2009-04-14T16:33:21Z

OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO FLAUNT MY FIRST ENTRY

IT HAS SINCE BEEN CHANGED BUT MY FIRST ENTRY WAS ON 11 SEPTEMBER 2001 AND IT SAID

"HEY WAT UP SOME SHIT HAPPENED HERE TODAY COOL" NOW IT SAYS THIS http://oik.livejournal.com/20984.html

I AM SUCH A CALLOUS ASSHOLE

:D

SUP

2009-04-10T17:52:52Z

SUP G'S???

CAPSLOCK YAY

2007-11-12T20:44:44Z

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL MY JURY SUMMONS IS NOW A BOOKMARK FOR MY CRIME AND PUNISHMENT BOOK.

TAKE THAT, JUDICIAL SYSTEM. AND STOP SENDING ME SUMMONSES.