offprint @ 2009-02-23T03:31:00

2009-02-23T08:32:40Z

I'm going to be really upset if I die from incorrect cold medicine administration.

I just want that to be on record in case it happens.

offprint @ 2008-12-10T22:19:00

2008-12-11T03:20:09Z

I JUST WON TICKETS TO SEE RUFUS FUCKING WAINWRIGHT.

IN MANHATTAN.

TOMORROW.

ONE OF FIVE PEOPLE.

OMG OMG OMG.

WE JUST BOUGHT THE BUS TICKETS.

Considering the human body is largely made up of water, I find this fascinating...

2008-10-19T06:28:44Z

"Mr. Emoto [a Japanese researcher]...decided to see how thoughts and words affected the formation of untreated, distilled, water crystals, using words typed onto paper by a word processor and taped on glass bottles overnight."

Untreated Distilled Water

Love and Appreciation

You make me sick, I will kill you

(More Here)

Question Game

2008-03-26T22:31:06Z

This is all over my friends-page. So, why not.

Ask me anything. 5 questions or 3, or 2. Anonymously or not.

Then repost this on your own LJ.

offprint offprint offprint

2008-03-11T00:30:09Z

Alright darlings, the deed has been done.

so_scream_you is now offprint.

Ah! I'm finally one word! xD

The Biggest New Years Resolution Ever.

2008-01-01T23:35:36Z

101 Things to Do in 1001 Days. Yes? Yes.

The Mission:
Complete 101 preset tasks in a period of 1001 days.

The Criteria:
Tasks must be specific (ie. no ambiguity in the wording) with a result that is either measurable or clearly defined. Tasks must also be realistic and stretching (ie. represent some amount of work on my part).

Start Date: Monday, January 1, 2008
End Date: Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Number of Items Completed: 28/101

Key:
Items that have been started
~~Items that have been completed~~

Personal
~~01. Move out.~~ Living on campus...I say that counts!
02. 20 acts of random kindness. (0/20)
~~03. Establish a steady morning routine.~~
04. Respond to comments and messages regularly.
05. Finish all of my incomplete projects.
06. Read 50 new books. (34/50)
- Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen (1/21/2008)
- The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman (2/11/2008)
- The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman (2/14/2008)
- The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman (2/18/2008)
- Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (3/13/2008)
- Twisted by Laurie Halse Anderson (3/14/2008)
- Emma by Jane Austen (3/27/2008)
- A Man Without a Country by Kurt Vonnegut (4/12/2008)
- Home by Julie Andrews (5/1/2008)
- Mansfield Park by Jane Austen (5/14/2008)
- The Host by Stephenie Meyer (5/18/2008)
- Kiss Me Like a Stranger by Gene Wilder (6/27/2008)
- Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen (7/7/2008)
- Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut (7/15/2008)
- Persuasion by Jane Austen (7/26/2008)
- Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer (8/2/2008)
- The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff (10/1/2008)
- Great Expectations by Charles Dickens (11/11/2008)
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte (11/26/2008)
- The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde (12/20/2008)
- My Booky Wook by Russell Brand (4/??/2009)
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner (4/??/2009)
- My Antonia by Willa Cather (4/??/2009)
- Bridget Jones' Diary by Helen Fielding
- Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
- Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
- Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris
- Living Dead in Dallas by Charlaine Harris
- Club Dead by Charlaine Harris
- Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris
- Dead as a Doornail by Charlaine Harris
- Definitely Dead by Charlaine Harris
- Altogether Dead by Charlaine Harris
- From Dead to Worse by Charlaine Harris
- Dead and Gone by Charlaine Harris

07. Increase singing range.
08. Find confidence.
09. Learn how to say 'No'.
~~10. Visit Kori Chaney~~ 5/3 - 5/4/08!
11. See Jen regularly
~~12. Get a second ear piercing~~
13. Remember birthdays.
~~14. Thoroughly clean my car~~
15. Become more comfortable with touch
~~16. Buy three pieces of clothing that are suitable for College.~~
~~17. Buy a non-digital watch~~
18. Call my Dad.
19. Update my resume
20. Go to the Library at least once a month
21. Pack lunch regularly
~~22. Clean out my email.~~
23. Become completely independent.

Experience
24. See RENT in NY
~~25. Meet Rufus Wainwright and walk away with photographic evidence of said meeting.~~
26. Go to the Opera, twice. (0/2)
27. See three Broadway shows. (0/3)
28. Make a list of all the classic movies I haven't seen and watch them.
29. Go to 3 museums. (1/3)
- Air & Space (2/16/2008)
~~30. Take a hike.~~
~~31. Sit on a jury.~~ (I didn't technically sit on it - I wasn't called, but I've technically done my service!)
~~32. Vote.~~
- Rcvd Registration on 3/17/2008
~~33. Try 3 new dishes. (3/3)~~
34. Recycle regularly.
35. Spend 2 weeks without Internet (Work & School are exceptions).
36. Plant something and make sure it survives for the remainder of the project.
37. If possible, see Muse in concert
~~38. Go clubbing at least once.~~
39. Have a food fight
40. Get a massage
~~41. Attend 3 local theatre events. (3/3)~~
- Animal Recital (2/12/2008)
- The Importance of Being Earnest (2/29/2008)
- The Tempest (5/30/2008)
~~42. Go to Tea~~

Creative
43. Write/Create something once a week.
~~44. Install/Create a new mood theme for LJ.~~
45. Organize LJ tags.
~~46. Make a userinfo layout I'm actually pleased with.~~
47. Cook/Bake once a month.
- Pasta with beef and spaghetti sauce (1/3/08)
- Pancakes (1/27/08)
- Pasta with turkey and vodka sauce (2/15/08)
48. Do an entry for adayinmylife
~~49. Find a new LJ username~~
50. Become ambidextrous!
51. Install more RAM in the computer.
52. Write 5 actual letters. (0/5)
53. Make an honest attempt to participate in NaNoWriMo
54. Pick up and play my clarinet again
~~55. Make homemade bread~~
56. Mail a secret to PostSecret

Travel
57. Get my passport
58. Take an extended trip to Europe
59. Visit California
60. Visit Canada.
61. Take a trip to Greece
62. Visit New York for longer than a day.

Education
63. Maintain a 3.5 or higher.
- Fall 2007 Semester - 3.5!
64. Achieve a 4.0 for at least a semester
65. Learn a second language - Latin
~~66. Decide on a major.~~
67. Learn Tai Chi
68. Learn to play piano.
69. Take Dance Lessons.
70. Learn to play guitar
71. Learn how to tap dance.
~~72. Take a class at Tai Sophia~~
73. Completely understand all the parts in my car.
74. Learn how to change oil in car.
~~75. Learn how to properly walk in high heels.~~
~~76. Crochet a scarf~~
~~77. Devote more time to school (full-time?)~~ Full-time @ UMBC!
78. Learn to drive a stickshift.
79. Become well-versed in Geography

Finance
~~80. Save $2000~~
81. Make donations to 5 charities. (0/5)
82. Monitor spending
83. Stop using card for purchases, use cash instead
84. Shred old receipts.
~~85. Buy a laptop.~~

Health
86. Floss everyday.
87. Stop drinking Diet Soda.
88. Train tongue not to push teeth out (my orthodontist will thank me).
89. Lose 20 pounds. (10/20)
90. Create healthy eating habits.
91. Stretch everyday.
92. Play tennis regularly
93. Get my eyes checked
~~94. Take a vacation day from work just for me~~
~~95. Get a manicure~~

Free Space
~~96. Learn to knit.~~
~~97. Transfer entire music library to iTunes (and organize it properly!)~~
98. Buy a paid account.
~~99. Quit my job.~~
100. Apply for at least 5 scholarships. (2/5)
- Maryland Senatorial Scholarship: WON!
- Community Foundation of Frederick County
101. Free

26 / 101
(25.7%)

God, that took forever to put together. I've started a few items...we'll see if I actually manage to put a dent in this thing.

Happy New Year everyone!

[end.]

offprint @ 2007-09-14T19:05:00

2007-09-14T23:16:46Z

How are you?

Soon, I will no longer be homeless! Soon I will be poor!

2007-03-25T23:15:30Z

Homeless James Bond...

Saw it on Vh1 this morning and just watched it again. Amazing. I died. The self-destruct button was the part that got me.

offprint @ 2020-01-16T23:37:00

2005-01-17T04:38:50Z

Friends only.

Comment to be Added.

A Comedy of Errors