The Odeko shines brightly

ZenChop

2007-03-02T04:14:38Z

FACEBOOK

2006-10-19T05:54:53Z

Facebook me!

Facebook

2006-10-18T06:47:18Z

Pretty much making the jump to using only facebook. I never have anything of interest to say here anyway.

Hannah Montana

2006-10-14T23:08:35Z

LOL

2006-10-13T23:02:35Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twmHTn9NfYU&NR

Awww so cute

I wanna see thissssss

2006-10-04T21:10:54Z

Every great magic trick consists of three acts. The first act is called "The Pledge"; The magician shows you something ordinary, but of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn"; The magician makes his ordinary some thing do something extraordinary. Now if you're looking for the secret... you won't find it, that's why there's a third act called, "The Prestige"; this is the part with the twists and turns, where lives hang in the balance, and you see something shocking you've never seen before.

2 More

2006-10-01T01:11:03Z

Two more pants orders! Yaay

Ha haha...?!

2006-09-30T10:30:41Z

http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php

Greg Galcik created the website abevigoda.com in May 2001. The site consited of a singlepage displaying "Abe Vigoda's status" which reports whether Abe Vigoda is currently alive or dead. In 2002, Galcik recorded a gothic rock song Abe Vigoda's Dead, a parody of Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus.

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"Asshat" - A euphemism for the NSFW term "asshole". Probably popularized by director Kevin Smith. The information on the official "asshat" etymology website is suspect.

"Bag of Antlers" - A phrase meaning a really skinny woman.

"Here comes the science" - originally uttered by actor Ben Affleck and actress Jennifer Aniston in L'Oreal shampoo commercials aired in the UK.

Honk Bag - when commenting on the lack of originality of TV programming, one farker came up with "Honk Bag," a two hour mini-series featuring nothing but people hitting a bag full of squeak toys. Many felt the show would be much more entertaining that what is currently on television.

"Sharp Knees": Ironic comment on an attractive girl; an attempt to find a flaw in the flawless. The comments are in fact mocking those who are overly critical of the women who are posted, normally in the boobies links.

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Thugs pick wrong target - a karate instructor

07.09.2004 12.00 pm

A karate instructor's trip to Fiji was about to get ugly, but not for him.

Unfortunately for the six attackers, they had picked on the wrong guy -- a fourth dan blackbelt in karate.

Craig Nordstrand, 47, had just beaten off four of the attackers. The other two had unsuccessfully had a go at his mate Peter Roche.

After taking an initial beating, the six backed off and surrounded the pair.

Nordstrand tried to give his attackers a warning. "Do you want karate?" he asked.

One of the robbers did, but it was a bad mistake.

"I kicked him straight under the chin and into the throat," Nordstrand said. The gang of thugs scarpered into the Suva darkness.

The incident last week had followed what had been a pleasant evening of a meal and drinks.

Nordstrand had been in Suva with several Northland youngsters for the Oceania Karate Championships. He had been walking back to the team hotel with New Zealand manager Peter Roche when two men approached them asking for money and then another four emerged from the shadows.

Nordstrand's exploits made radio news in Fiji and proved a popular talking point around the karate traps.

"It was a bit of excitement," he said from his Whangarei home yesterday.

Aside from the attack drama, the trip was a success for Nordstrand who had watched two of his Northland charges win Oceania titles.

Several others won medals.

- NORTHERN ADVOCATE (WHANGAREI)

New numbers!!!!

2006-09-28T04:05:56Z

Call me everybody!

206-600-LOLZ

Is my new EXCLUSIVE voicemail number.

Theres a report for this?

2006-09-26T05:12:47Z

Watch "20/20" Friday Night at 10

The resumes with the white-sounding names were actually downloaded 17 percent more often by job recruiters than the resumes with black-sounding names.

What are some of those names? Here's a list from the book "Freakonomics," by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, showing the top 20 whitest- and blackest-sounding girl and boy names.

20 "Whitest" Girl Names

Molly
Amy
Claire
Emily
Katie
Madeline
Katelyn
Emma
Abigail
Carly
Jenna
Heather
Katherine
Caitlin
Kaitlin
Holly
Allison
Kaitlyn
Hannah
Kathryn

20 "Blackest" Girl Names

Imani
Ebony
Shanice
Aaliyah
Precious
Nia
Deja
Diamond
Asia
Aliyah
Jada
Tierra
Tiara
Kiara
Jazmine
Jasmin
Jazmin
Jasmine
Alexus
Raven

20 "Whitest" Boy Names

Jake
Connor
Tanner
Wyatt
Cody
Dustin
Luke
Jack
Scott
Logan
Cole
Lucas
Bradley
Jacob
Garrett
Dylan
Maxwell
Hunter
Brett
Colin

20 "Blackest" Boy Names

DeShawn
DeAndre
Marquis
Darnell
Terrell
Malik
Trevon
Tyrone
Willie
Dominique
Demetrius
Reginald
Jamal
Maurice
Jalen
Darius
Xavier
Terrance
Andre
Darryl

I'm a clothing designer now!

2006-09-21T04:26:21Z

YESS.. just got paid for an original jean design I made.

Congratulations to me.. it officially makes me a clothing designer!

Here's hoping that other order I have with the fraternity goes through.. that's obviously a much bigger deal.

I'll prolly add this new product to Nozomi Online soon.. make it the clothing line wing of it. Weird? I suppose so. Awesome? Sure!

Okay!

2006-09-17T21:47:47Z

So I'll be working for Spring O'Brien a Public Relations/Marketing/Advertising firm in New York City now.

Cool!

Handjobbers!

2006-09-13T14:39:56Z

I got a job! Yaaay!

I forgot to ask how much they pay! Yaaay!

I sure hope its not fifty-cents an hour!

PICTURES!

2006-09-08T18:38:42Z

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

A History of the World...

2006-09-08T08:26:54Z

...according to students.

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits,and threw the java.

9. Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls peopleRomans because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

11. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

12. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

13. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

14. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

15. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."

16. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.

17. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

18. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton.Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

19. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

20. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

21. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand.". Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

22. Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

23. Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

24. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.

25. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.

26. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

27. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

28. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.

29. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

30. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.

LOLLERCAUST

2006-09-05T19:56:19Z

Psycho: "I'm going to kill a million Jews. And one clown."
Guy: "Why the one clown?"
Psycho: "See? Nobody cares about the Jews!"

eBay Sale!

2006-09-03T01:34:05Z

Tons of wacky stuff I'm sellin' off.

Hooray!

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZnozomionlineQQhtZ-1

Shameless Plug....

2006-08-31T19:53:45Z

http://www.nozomionline.com/wallpapers8.html

TONS of hot new wallpapers all ready and sweaty for your desktop!

I always forget these guys..

2006-08-30T15:44:47Z

A little note to myself on Soundwaves little cassette buddies!

Ravage

BuzzSaw
LazerBeak

Rumble
Frenzy

GO GO GO GO!

2006-08-30T15:06:24Z

girl: Do i ever cross ur mind

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or ur life

Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

REPOST THIS IN 7 MIN. IF YOU CARE FOR SOMEONE A LOT
OR YOU'LL HAVE BAD LUCK IN YOUR UPCOMING RELATIONSHIP AND NOTHING WILL WORK

REPOST IN 7......6......5.....4....3....2....1....0...NOW!!

Aww...

2006-08-24T09:06:26Z

Even though I liked AAA's "Let it Beat" their "Q" is kinda weird.. not really my thing. Not too bad.. but nothing I would really enjoy listening to.

Ahh.. here's hoping their next single will be better!

For once he says something worthwhile...

2006-08-18T20:31:48Z

http://www.forbes.com/technology/ebusiness/feeds/ap/2006/08/17/ap2957930.html

Many potential young black leaders fall under the spell of the "gangster mentality" and are preventing themselves from making a positive impact in politics, the Rev. Al Sharpton said Thursday.

The key to leadership is having the individual initiative to change the status quo, said Sharpton, who spoke during the annual conference of the National Association of Black Journalists.

Sharpton, who is considering another run for president, faulted Hollywood and the record industry for making "gangsterism" seem cool and acceptable.

"We have got to get out of this gangster mentality, acting as if gangsterism and blackness are synonymous," he said. "I think that challenge has to be given to Hollywood and the record industry. I think we've allowed a whole generation of young people to feel that if they're focused, they're not black enough. If they speak well and act well, they're acting white, and there's nothing more racist than that."

Integrity Test

2006-08-18T07:57:19Z

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida... In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods... There are huge masses of water all over you... You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away... forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo. A unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer)

[b]Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black and white?[/b]

Good tips... good tips..

2006-08-18T06:11:23Z

# Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

# If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

# There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

# People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

# You should not confuse your career with your life.

# Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

# Never lick a steak knife.

# The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

# You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

# You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

# There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

# The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

# A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

# Your friends love you anyway.

I deeply tire of this...

2006-08-18T04:55:45Z

I am tired of the way humanity is run.

This post really isn't about me.. but on behalf of other people who's lives seem to be made troublesome by little men in suits who beleive that pursuing what amounts to nothing is worth their time and effort.