{"id":10308,"date":"2025-10-06T10:41:30","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T19:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/?p=10308"},"modified":"2025-10-06T10:41:31","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T19:41:31","slug":"fat-boy-pritzker-obstructing-justice-in-illinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/10308\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Boy Pritzker, Obstructing Justice in Illinois"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

stock here: I stole this comment, and keeping it as my own, LOL<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Under 10 U.S.C. \u00a7 12406, the President can federalize National Guard units to execute federal law when state authorities are either unwilling or incapable…precisely what\u2019s unfolding in your festering sanctuary-state shitshow, Illinois. Your refusal to cooperate with federal immigration enforcement, enshrined in the Illinois Trust Act (a bipartisan circle-jerk signed by a Republican governor, no less), has turned Chicago into a magnet for chaos, with crime rates soaring and federal agents stepping in where your limp-wristed leadership fails. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

FBI data from 2024 shows Chicago\u2019s murder rate at 24.1 per 100,000…double the national average…while your administration dithers, prioritizing illegal immigrant coddling over citizen safety. Cry me a river, you adipose assclown! Now, let\u2019s eviscerate his theatrical tirade about the \u201cDepartment of War\u201d and \u201cunprecedented aggression.\u201d This is rich coming from a man whose state\u2019s sanctuary policies have greenlit a lawless free-for-all. Pritzker\u2019s thread moans about DHS agents tossing chemical agents near an elementary school, arresting elected officials, and raiding a Walmart..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

.events he pins on Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino\u2019s \u201cmasked agents\u201d for social media clout. The Reuters report from September 30, 2025, details a tragic incident where an ICE officer shot Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez after he allegedly tried to flee in his car…hardly a premeditated \u201cchemical warfare\u201d plot, you hyperbolic hog. The EPA\u2019s CBRN Consequence Management Advisory Team defines chemical agents as nerve gases like Sarin or VX…tear gas or pepper spray,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ou dimwitted dolt, doesn\u2019t qualify. Your exaggeration is so grotesque it\u2019s comical, like a circus fat lady juggling lies! And those Walmart raids? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

AP News on October 4, 2025, confirms federal officers clashed with protesters in Brighton Park after a Border Patrol shooting…context you conveniently omit, you mendacious mound of meat. Your claim of \u201cno need for military troops\u201d is a laughable delusion when local law enforcement, as you admit, is already stretched thin coordinating around the Broadview ICE facility. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Trump administration\u2019s move mirrors legal precedents…California\u2019s Gavin Newsom lost his injunction against a similar LA deployment, with the 9th Circuit hinting at federal supremacy. You\u2019re not defending the Constitution, you bloviating buffoon…you\u2019re shielding your progressive ego from a reality where your policies have fucked Illinois into a ditch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s not ignore the satire-worthy spectacle of this portly pontificator vowing to \u201cuphold the rule of law\u201d while flouting federal authority. Your state\u2019s sanctuary laws, expanded in 2021 to ban ICE cooperation, have turned Illinois into a haven for 500,000+ undocumented immigrants many with criminal records…yet you dare lecture about justice? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The DOJ\u2019s February 6, 2025, lawsuit against Illinois nails your hypocrisy: Your Trust Act impedes federal officers, a direct violation of the Supremacy Clause. You\u2019re not a guardian of liberty, you greasy gargoyle…you\u2019re a political parasite feasting on chaos for votes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And that parting shot about Trump\u2019s \u201cacts of aggression\u201d being a \u201cmanufactured performance\u201d? Project much, you corpulent cretin? Your thread reads like a scripted sob story for X clout, complete with crocodile tears for the National Guard\u2019s families…families you\u2019d rather exploit than protect from the crime wave you\u2019ve nurtured. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The AP reports 200 federalized troops in Oregon and Los Angeles deployments under Trump…proving this isn\u2019t a one-off stunt, but a strategy you\u2019re too obtuse to counter. In conclusion, JB Pritzker, you\u2019re a lumbering, lard-assed laughingstock…a governor so deluded he thinks his girth grants gravitas. Federalize away, Trump…let this porcine pretender squeal into irrelevance. The only thing outrageous here is your incompetence, you fat, dumb motherfucker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

stock here: I stole this comment, and keeping it as my own, LOL Under 10 U.S.C. \u00a7 12406, the President can federalize National Guard units to execute federal law when state authorities are either unwilling or incapable…precisely what\u2019s unfolding in your festering sanctuary-state shitshow, Illinois. Your refusal to cooperate with federal immigration enforcement, enshrined in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10310,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10308\/revisions\/10310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nukepro.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}