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Season 7... How?

Season 7 is here, and I’m sure you're asking the same thing MJ asked me when I told her the show got renewed…“how?”.

Oct 31, 2025 • Nori West

Lessons learned, money lost, and Mommy to blame

Oct 7, 2025 • Nori West

The Kardashians Season 7

I’m convinced Kris has some dirt on Bob Iger. It’s the only logical explanation for how this show keeps getting renewed.

Oct 3, 2025 • Nori West

We’ve Run Out of Ideas

Hi. We’ve officially run out of ideas.

Sep 5, 2025 • Nori West

Nobody Posted For My Birthday

Except Kris. And we’re not even speaking.

Jun 16, 2025 • Nori West

Recent posts

Saving This Show... Again

Kris said she needed help with the ratings

Feb 27, 2025 • Nori West

How did this happen?

Feb 12, 2025 • Nori West

I Am Not Involved With That Podcast

Before the rumors get out of hand, let me clear something up about Auntie Khloe's podcast.

Jan 14, 2025 • Nori West

Auntie Kylie Attends The Golden Globes

This was a work event, don't get it twisted

Jan 10, 2025 • Nori West

She Destroyed Me On My Birthday

Mommy is disrespectful. That's the tweet.

Jun 24, 2024 • Nori West

I Just Can't Wait To Be King

Just know that tearing me down is not taking money out of my pockets. Get a job!

May 31, 2024 • Nori West

I Just Saved "The Lion King"

I was disappointed that they were unwilling to call the show “The Lion King Featuring North West and Friends”.

May 22, 2024 • Nori West

January Put Me Through It

Well, one month down 11 more to go, dolls.

Feb 1, 2024 • Nori West

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