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2011-01-19T08:52:06Z

So..hey livejournal.
Long time.

I always sucked at writing, it was just not the way I ever felt comfortable expressing myself.
I've always admired those who did it well and envied them a bit.
But my brain thinks in terms of cinematography and photographic composition.
Instead of words to describe feelings or moods, I think of images.

To that end, if you're interested, go see my tumblr:
the adventures of michael pawlak

Add me and message/"ask box" me and tell me if you followed me from over here!

Police officer blasts innocent man in groin with 50,000 volt Taser 'by accident'

2010-07-21T18:53:22Z

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1296195/Police-officer-accidentally-blasts-man-groin-50-000-volt-Taser.html

So let me get this straight, Police pull over "Peter Cox" who was on his way to a a friend's to work in his "front garden" and the police accidently tazer him with 50,000 volts in his groin. He was "really shocked" and left him "stiff as a board" with paralysis

I wrote this the other night but forgot to post it.

2010-06-26T15:53:53Z

This fucking lightning storm was epic tonight.
It began and ended in about an hour but the rain hammered my house and the lights flickered and then I went outside to see a nearly-full moon popping in and out of the clouds and a constant strobing of heat lightning directly overhead.
I love heat lightning because it's virtually silent.

I can out stare you

2010-05-25T08:25:36Z

Just doing some LJ tidying

2010-05-23T00:42:26Z

If I removed you by mistake (I only removed deleted/dead journals), let me know.

Not like I post much anymore anyway.

That's all I have to say...

2010-05-07T18:55:46Z

May the 4th be with you...

2010-05-04T15:56:23Z

Death metal version of Star Wars Episode IV.
Or is that Deathstar Metal?

nnnuts @ 2010-04-20T12:08:00

2010-04-20T17:09:43Z

While I admit it's catchy, I can't listen to most Beyonce or Gwen Stefani without thinking it just sounds like hopscotch/double dutch songs.

Soon, this will be how children are taught all subjects in school

2010-03-19T17:32:50Z

nnnuts @ 2010-02-12T23:44:00

2010-02-13T04:45:59Z

I dont know

2010-01-27T05:42:03Z

hiiiiiiieeeeee

2009-12-14T16:32:58Z

Hey everyone, I just thought I'd update with a new photo.
Been a long time since I posted a self-portrait.

Hope everyone is well, and see you soon!

Sounds like a ....grizzly death

2009-10-28T14:48:40Z

Ice-skating bear from Russia kills circus director in Kyrgyzstan

"The five-year-old bear, part of a visiting troupe from the prestigious Russian state circus, was wearing ice skates when he lashed out at his handlers and circus staff before a performance of their "Bears on Ice" show in the Kyrgyz capital, Bishkek."

nnnuts @ 2009-09-14T22:49:00

2009-09-15T02:49:40Z

nnnuts @ 2009-07-12T10:07:00

2009-07-12T15:07:47Z

Death by Chocolate

2009-07-10T02:55:56Z

Man dies in New Jersey chocolate plant while preparing Hershey product
by MONICA VON DOBENECK, The Patriot-News
Thursday July 09, 2009, 7:00 PM

A Camden, N.J., man died Wednesday after falling into a vat of melted chocolate at Cocoa Services in Camden that was being prepared for The Hershey Company, according to a spokesman for the Camden County prosecutor's office.

Vincent Smith II, 29, died at the factory about 10:30 a.m., according to spokesman Jason Laughlin. Smith was a temporary worker at the business. Camden Police and the Camden County Prosecutor's Office responded to the scene and are investigating, but preliminary information suggests the death was an accident, Laughlin said.

Laughlin said Smith was standing on a 9-foot-high platform loading solid chocolate into a vat when he fell into the 8-foot-deep vat, where the chocolate was heated to 120 degrees. A co-worker immediately hit an emergency shutoff switch and two others tried to pull Smith out, but he was hit by an agitator, a large paddle-like piece of machinery in the vat used to mix the solid chocolate as it melts, and suffered fatal injuries from the blow, Laughlin said. Firefighters removed Smith from the vat but he died at the scene, according to Laughlin.

Lyons & Sons Inc., which owns the building and manages the Cocoa Services operation, closed the business for the day after the accident. Kirk Saville, spokesman for The Hershey Company, said the company's thoughts are with the victim and his family.

Michael Jackson dead at 50

2009-06-25T21:50:44Z

news link upcoming

Umm...holy sizzlin shit!

2009-06-25T16:41:39Z

nnnuts @ 2009-06-15T12:12:00

2009-06-15T17:12:43Z

nnnuts @ 2009-06-13T01:13:00

2009-06-13T06:13:52Z

RIP analog TV

What's the one thing missing from Transformers that will be in Transformers 2?

2009-06-09T05:34:30Z

A fucking Transformers anthem done by Cheap Trick.
It's balls-out 80s action film cheeseball and so perfect!

Did a Meteor Take Down Air France Flight 447?

2009-06-06T22:51:57Z

Could a meteor strike be the reason behind the crash of Air France flight 447? The math geeks at Discover crunched some numbers and it turns out that it's not as implausible as you might think.

In related news, falling meteors turn shit into giant fucking killer robots

FINALLY

2009-06-05T20:54:56Z

http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=53080&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=B6341&utm_campaign=06-05-2009

Bruce Lee is coming for us all

2009-06-05T02:51:16Z

So what are the odds that David Caradine (Bruce Lee conceived of the show and was then ripped off and then not given the role because he wasn't a white guy) and Shek Kin (who played the bad guy in Enter the Dragon) both die within 24 hours of each other?

If I were Kareen Abdul-Jabar or Chuck Norris, I'd be really careful.

nnnuts @ 2009-06-03T22:22:00

2009-06-04T03:22:18Z