Dear Santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I pushed apieceofcake in the mud (-17 points). Last month I bought porn for j2isreal (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped kruel_angel hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-173 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, natbil

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WTF?? :D

Nah, at least I deserve a moldy Festive Log!