whaddup yo! NG/SPverse (that is to say, waaay no longer canon but not quite AU)
[so there's a Naruto, in his late teens by the look of it...wearing a bright sky blue hoodie, bright fair sticking out from under a blue beanie, hands thrust in his jean pockets, visibly and impatiently wiggling his feet in his very worn and untied sneakers. he's looking up at the labels above the entrance to two viewing rooms...one showing Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark...the other showing Star Wars: A New Hope. now...which to choose?]