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Orphan Black 2x10 recap

2014-06-28T07:11:00Z

IT'S UPPPPPP!
*crashes*

Orphan Black 2x09

2014-06-17T18:38:13Z

Recap now uppppppppp

Orphan Black2x07 recap now up!

2014-06-02T05:41:24Z

Rehab shenanigans!

Orphan Black 2x06 recap is up! Whoot whoot!

2014-05-25T21:52:32Z

Helena is so kick ass I can't even handle it.

Orphan Black 2x05 recap now up!

2014-05-19T05:05:53Z

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

Orphan Black 2x04

2014-05-13T07:03:18Z

Terror, the worst gynecological nightmare a girl could have, torture, murder, and photography 101.
THIS SHOW. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so good!

The recap is now up.

Orphan Black 2x03 recaps is up yes goddamit yes!

2014-05-10T14:19:07Z

Recap finally up! I feel like a broken record: "Work has been insane. I'm so busy. Yadda yadda yadda."

*collapses in a heap, posts link, dies*

Orphan Black 2x02 now upppp

2014-04-28T07:41:05Z

Zomg, I have been so busy with work. I went in today on my day off. And I have to be back at work in...let's see...FIVE HOURS???!!?!? Goddammit.

Read the recap now!

Orphan Black 2.01 recap now up yes goddammit yesssss

2014-04-21T04:21:08Z

So much bare Felix butt!

THIS SHOW IS THE BEST. If you STILL aren't watching it I don't even know. I just don't.

BTVS recap 1x12 - Prophecy Girl

2014-03-27T03:43:06Z

It's only been 17 years since season one BTVS. Come read about how Buffy died OMFG SPOILERS COME ON

BTVS 1x11 - Out of Mind, Out of Sight

2014-01-08T21:37:02Z

It's UP. Finally. I'm in the middle of helping open a new restaurant. So busy. Send alcohol.

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2014/01/08/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-1x11-out-of-mind-out-of-sight/

BTVS 1x10 - Nightmares

2013-12-10T09:30:11Z

Click here to see some of the most incredible GIF and photoshopping skills you will ever experience. I have to get up for work in 4 1/2 hours! Why am I awake? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stop it. Just stop it.

2013-12-06T03:17:03Z

Carrie Underwood as Maria in The Sound of Music is killing my SOUL.

BTVS recap 1x09 The Puppet Show

2013-12-02T09:07:32Z

NOW UP ZOMG

BTVS recap 1x08 I Robot...You Jane

2013-11-19T07:38:12Z

The new recap is now up! OMG THIS EPISODE IS TERRIBLE

BTVS 1x07 - Angel

2013-11-10T22:57:04Z

Yay! New recap is up omg I am so tired.

CLICK THE SEXY PICTURE FOR SEXY RECAP GOODNESS

BTVS recap 1x06 - The Pack

2013-11-01T13:46:23Z

RECAP GOODNESS

Well, it's been a craaaaaazy busy week for me. I'm absolutely exhausted and I still have two days of work left :(

My one day off, Sunday, will be filled with so many exotic delights! Such as:

Housework!
Laundry!
Cooking and baking!

And...HOT YOGA!

Ever gone to hot yoga? What an ass-kicking 90 minute torture chamber of delights that is. I've been going for just over a month. Seriously, I pay good money for this horrific experience. It's hot. It's humid. It's incredibly difficult. You sweat so much that it look like you fell in the lake. And it stinks in there sometimes. Like, really, really badly. However, yesterday? The cute guy next to me kept accidentally touching his fingertips with mine as we did some awful pose. I don't know the names yet. Flying plane zoom pose or something.

But, here's the bonuses: my terrible balance is slightly less terrible, and my pathetic flexibility is slightly less pathetic. I can touch my toes now! Oh, and the difference in my body in one month is huge. One month! So I guess I'm still going.

Enough about this boring stuff. Let's get onto the good stuff! The newest recap is up for your reading pleasure and it just may be my best work yet. I dunno, I'm still delirious from hot yoga last night. Oh god, my legs are killing me yoooo guyssss.

BTVS 1x05 -Never Kill a Boy on the First Date recap

2013-10-23T06:01:20Z

It's now up! Wheeee

There's also The Walking Dead and Supernatural! Come read :)

BTVS 1x04 - Teacher's Pet

2013-10-15T01:26:48Z

The recap is now up! Get ready for some amazing effects! (Not really)

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/10/14/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-1x04-teachers-pet/#more-13171

BTVS S1E03 - Witch Recap now up!

2013-10-09T06:10:39Z

Hello friends! Who wants a serving of hot, delicious recap? You? Well that's just excellent!

BTVS recaps at Hey, Don't Judge Me

2013-10-01T17:15:46Z

Oh, hello there. How are things? Good? Good. Things are good for me too. I've been ever so busy, managing restaurants with Kevin, visiting friends, helping D1 move out on her own, starting hot yoga, dying after hot yoga. You know, the usual.

Seriously though, D1 has moved out on her own! She's also turning 23 this month AND has just gotten a big promotion in her job. She's the Assistant Kitchen Manger in our sister restaurant. I'm so proud of her.

B1 and B2 are 19 now. B2 just started university and they both serve at one of our restaurants. (And when I say one of ours I don't mean to imply we full out own them, I mean that we've invested in them, Kevin's the Regional, I'm the Assistant General Manager etc etc.) I love working with them, they are a HOOT.

But enough with the boring updates. RECAPS. Let's talk recaps!

Trot on down to Hey, Don't Judge Me to read recaps of the new shows Sleepy Hollow and The Bridge. You can refresh on what happened in Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead before the new seasons start. Or go back to lovingly remember Breaking Bad or all the awesome seasons of Spartacus.

Hey, you know what else you can go back and lovingly remember? Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Guess who's recapping it? Me. Yeah, that's right. Ole monkeybottoms is dusting off the box set and recapping every delicious moment of the series.

Join me, won't you? *shakes fist* I SAID JOIN MEEEEE

P.S. In case any of you haven't watched it, Orphan Black is the show you all need to see. I promise.

Orphan Black 1.10 -Final episode for season one recap, suckers!

2013-06-03T06:34:56Z

I can't believe season one is over! I've noticed more and more buzz is happening about the show, and more people and websites are proclaiming their love for it. This show is amazing, as is the incredibly talented Tatiana Maslany. She'll be nominated for many awards this season.

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/06/02/orphan-black-1-10-endless-forms-most-beautiful/

Recaps for all

2013-05-29T05:34:24Z

Episode 1.09 is up and full of delicious recapping goodness. Watch this show. Trust me.

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/05/27/12393/

Orphan Black 1.08 recap, suckers!

2013-05-22T05:37:14Z

C'mon down and read the latest recap. I LOVE THIS SHOW YOU GUYS

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/05/19/orphan-black-1-08-entangled-bank/

Orphan Black 1.07 recap!

2013-05-14T05:01:02Z

I love this show so much. SO MUCH. The acting is amazeballs!

Come on down to Hey, Don't Judge Me and check out my recaps. Then check out the other stuff, They recap tons of other shows too like Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Bomb Girls, Doctor Who, and the SUPER-DUPER POPULAR Hannibal.

http://heydontjudgeme.com/2013/05/12/orphan-black-1-07-p-arts-developed-in-an-unusual-manner/