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Some of My Mistresses Aren't Even Hot
My friends, I have returned from the holidays to address serious allegations.
Jan 4 • matthew pierce
Mexican Money No Good
The summer I wanted to die, I had a nice tan.
Dec 22, 2025 • matthew pierce
The Best Christians of 2025
With the tap of my finger, I send each think piece rocketing into the Christian blogosphere, riding waves of red-hot engagement through every dark and…
Dec 15, 2025 • matthew pierce
The Worst Christians of 2025
Zohran Mamdani
Dec 7, 2025 • matthew pierce
Does Your Church Suck?
My kid is in the middle of a Thanksgiving basketball tournament, so I’m pulling something out of the archives this week.
Nov 23, 2025 • matthew pierce
Jeffrey Epstein is Probably Disqualified
Folks, the Church is talking about sex again.
Nov 16, 2025 • matthew pierce
If All Comics Were Christian Comics
So then I says to the guy, I says, I says, I says, “this is why you should get saved.” And then the guy there, he’s like “yeah?” And then I says…
Nov 2, 2025 • matthew pierce
What Can Sydney Sweeney's Breasts Teach us About Tim Keller's Legacy?
Folks, they are letting the celebrities have breasts now.
Nov 2, 2025 • matthew pierce
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