Eva Sparda

[Video Post]

motherofdevils — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:32:00 GMT

[Eva looks...more than a little frazzled. As the video starts, she pushes the sunglasses she's wearing up to the top of her head and tries to restrain the squirming Dalmatian puppy in her arms.]

Well, as you've all probably heard, the Neverland was stolen. We have no idea who did it but if anyone has any information about it please let one of us know. [The puppy begins nipping and licking her chin, whining for attention.] Oof, Sparda, calm down-Hold on- Here, you can go play with your brothers and sisters. [She picks up the puppy and carries him off screen. In the background excited yips, woofs and howls.

She returns a few seconds later and as she kneels down it becomes clear she's dressed for a day at the beach and with her newly revealed skin, a few very noticeable scars are showing. Most of them are very light scratch marks, peppering her arms and neck, save for one or two that appear to be from bullets and one jagged, dark scar that runs from just above her heart to the base hollow of her throat.]

Anyway, has anyone spoken to Tyki lately? Or Smoker? I'm a little worried-Hm? Yeek, puppies are loose!

[She hurries off to play puppy herder and the video clicks off by itself.]

Back To Normal Again

motherofdevils — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:19:51 GMT

I'm back to normal, everyone...I feel absolutely ridiculous for how I acted though.

I'm sorry if I worried anyone or acted inappropriately toward anyone, especially Smoker and Longchamp. I'll bake you both something to make up for it.

Dante, Vergil, can I speak to you?

And Roxas, are you doing alright, dear? You haven't done anymore fading, have you?

[Accidental Video]

motherofdevils — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:12:57 GMT

[The video starts with Eva's bashing the keyboard, mistaking it for an alarm clock. Her head is buried under her pillows and she gives a low, muffled groan.]

Shit, it's way too early...

[After a beat she pulls away the pillow and lazily lifts her head. Even through her rat's nest of blond hair, it's clear she looks quite a bit younger, about nine or ten years younger. With a grunt, she pushes her hair out of her face and yells over her shoulder,]

Jax, Molly! Is breakfast ready yet? I'm starving!

[When she receives no answer, she tries again.]

Jax? Molly? [Grumble grumble.] Don't tell me they left for a job without me...

[Then it finally clicks that this isn't her room.]

What the hell?

[Then she notices the computer and hits a few keys, frowning and trying to figure out just where she is and mumbling to herself.]

Shit, Sparda, when I said I needed a vacation I didn't mean kidnap me!

[The feed finally cuts off as she mistakenly hits a key.]

[ooc: WHOO I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO POSTING AGAIN! 8D; Things are much less busy now and I've made a full recovery, yay! To celebrate this, Eva has been de-aged to 19 and watch out, she's a firecracker.]

Barbecues, Family and Desserts, oh my!

motherofdevils — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:03:17 GMT

It's so nice to see so many people coming home again! I don't think this many people have been in the neighborhood since my wedding...

Ah, anyway, Daddy, I love my new gun! It's perfect and the ribbon you put on it was such a cute touch. Mom and Rinali, are you two up for helping me make some desserts for the barbecue? And Allen, no eating them before the party!

Tsuzuki, what kind of desserts did you have in mind?

Oh! And Dante, Akito, I have a special treat for you two:

I hope it's okay with your parents.

~~Video~~

motherofdevils — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:16:40 GMT

[The video feed begins with gun shots.]

There are so many of them-! This is starting to get annoying.

[A moment later Eva kneels in front of the webcam, her expression serious.] Dante, Leo, I know you two can handle a few on your own for a while longer. Vergil, I want you to go help your brother. Rinali, I'm coming to your room but it might take a -[BANG!]- a little while.

Anyone on the Neverland who doesn't know how to fight, I suggest you lock yourselves in the dogs' room.

[She stands up and takes a step back. Her clothes are...a little different. She's also wearing the long leather coat Dante gave her for Christmas and in her hands she seems to be holding twin guns, one black and the other white. She looks down at her clothes with a small sigh, mumbling to herself.] I did ask the closet to give me something to fight robots in.

[There's a robotic whirring sound and, without even looking in the direction it was coming from, Eva raises her left arm and fires. The whirring stops and she gives the camera a small grin, quite similar to the devious smiles Date sometimes wears.] This could get very fun.

[The video ends as she closes her laptop with her foot.]

[ooc: Momma Sparda is kicking robot ass and taking names! Anyone on Neverland, feel free to find her for some actiony tags, anyone else will have to leave a message at the beep. c :]

Double Dog Dare

motherofdevils — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:22:55 GMT

It took a little while but here it is! I almost feel bad I have to eat it.

Permission Post (In Progress)

motherofdevils — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:03:07 GMT

Snagged from my dear no_emo_in_third ~.

Threadhopping with this character - yes/no/other?: Sure, the more the merrier.

Hugging this character?: Go right ahead, she loves them.

Giving this character a kiss?: Go right ahead though friendly/familial kisses will be better received than romantic ones.

Badtouching: If you want but she's no helpless damsel. She'll break your hand. c:

Lovers: Sure but she's still very faithful to her husband, eve if he is dead. It'll take a lot of ~~seduction~~ persuasion.

Punching this character (provided they can fight back): Sure but I'm not sure who'd want to hit her. xD;

Is there anything you do not want mentioned near this character?: Hmmmm, not that I can think of.

Easiest way to get on his good side: Be nice? She'll love you if you agree to bake/cook with her.

Easiest Way To Get On Her Bad Side: Threaten her family.

Can I Hack Her Journal?: Nope.

Can She Hack My Journal?: Nope.

Fourth Wall Breakage: She'll be confused as hell but sure.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/etc?: Love to! Just IM or PM me so we can work out details. :D

Maim/Murder/Death: I'm game but know that she'll fight back and you'll have the wrath of her sons to deal with. :D

Blood: Yup.

Relationships: Still working on it but if you want on it, I'll be happy to add you. ♥

Dante - Her younger son, she tends to baby him more than she does Vergil.

Vergil - Her older son, she likes making him treats to try and get him to smile like he used to.

Rinali - She thinks Rinali is a very sweet girl and approves of her friendship with Dante. She's more than happy to mother her and loves having a cooking buddy.

Current Positive: Having her boys with her again.

Current Negative:

Past Positive:

Past Negative:

I'll Be Home For Christmas, You Can Count On Me

motherofdevils — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 07:23:55 GMT

Who: Eva and Dante and possibly Vergil
What: Their first Christmas together in years~ Dante wants to give mommy a special gift.
Where: Dante's room
When: Christmas Day

"Remind me to come to your room more often." Eva laughed lightly as she stepped over the various objects littering her son's floor. "It's an absolute mess." She practically hopscotched to his bed, taking a seat and hugging the collar of her new leather coat to her neck. Finding it under the Christmas tree had brought back some very fond memories. She'd been wearing it all day over her pajamas.

"You wanted to give me something, dear?"

~001~

motherofdevils — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:22:20 GMT

[It starts out with a very concerned woman's voice.]

This isn't-This can't be right! Dante, Vergil! It's not nice to hide from mommy, boys! Especially on a strange island.

Boys!

[The form quickly changes to text.]

This is going to sound awfully strange but where am I and has anyone seen two young boys, around eight years old? They're identical twins with white hair and blue eyes. If anyone sees them or can tell me where this is, I'd very much appreciate it.

My name is Eva, by the way.