No, I’m not going to talk about the ICE shootings in Minnesota and Oregon. They’re not the first, there will be more, and I’ve been preparing you for this since 2020. It’s horrible, but I beg you not to let it affect your actions. I do beg instead for you to look at this as a further data point that our system of government under law as we knew it is dead.
I’ve tried to avoid getting caught in the inanity of Trump foreign policy, because that’s not where positive change is going to come from for us – and on top of that, I was traveling as all this Venezuela meshugas was happening. But a devoted reader said on Bluesky they couldn’t wait to hear my thoughts on it, so I’m giving this to y’all out of respect to my fanbase. I also play covers!
The tl;dr helpfully comes from a post by former Congressman Adam Kinzinger:
I mean, militarily, sure, this was a hell of an op. You gotta be impressed. It has to remind the Russians that they tried this exact same kind of decapitation strike against Zelenskyy in Kyiv at the beginning of their 2022 Ukraine offensive, only to have their most elite operators annihilated by third-string Ukrainian reservists. This will give China pause, too: this amazing success was achieved against a Venezuelan air defense system patterned on their own, and while theirs almost certainly is better than Venezuela’s, they’ll need time to study just what happened. My bigger concern is that we may have shown off a lot of capabilities here that we should have kept secret rather than waste on this silly ego trip of a mission.
Now, as for the rest of the pony sketch… I didn’t spend 20 years in the State Department's shop for conflict stabilization and reconstruction operations to not have some thoughts on this.. I now understand why they broke us up: there’s no point having people around who will tell you the best way to do something when your entire intent is ill. It would be like Hitler assembling teams of skilled civil administrators to manage the Jewish-inhabited areas of Poland, Belarus, and Ukraine; competent civil administration had no relevance to his plans for the Jews.
I often ask my grad students how different they think modern stabilization efforts are from old-school colonialism (answer: not as different as they’d like, but that’s not as bad as they think), but what Trump envisions for Venezuela is something totally different: for all their misdeeds, colonialists believed there was a core “civilizing” goodness to their mission that would improve things for their subjects somehow, and indeed colonialism’s legacy is not at all black or white.
What Trump is doing in Venezuela is neither a stability operation nor colonialism: it’s just a mafia shakedown. It’s no different from Donnie Fat-Fingers murdering the owner of an ice cream shop who wouldn’t pay him enough protection, and then telling the owner’s family to pay up, or we’ll come back for someone else. You can see this really clearly through three features:
No Invasion/Occupation: Donnie Nine-Fingers doesn’t kill an ice cream store owner and then put on an apron and start scooping cones for smiling kids himself! If he wanted to work, he’d go get a real job! Trump just wants the money he thinks oil access will get him, and he wants people to be afraid, and I think he’s got a very good sense that no one in America wants to do an Operation Venezuelan Freedom this soon after Iraq and Afghanistan;
“It’s not personal; it’s just business:” Of course, you could argue that Nicolas Maduro hardly is the innocent owner of an ice cream shop. He’s more like the long-time local capo who just lost a turf war with Don Trump, who’s asserting firmer control over “his” new territory. The way Trump is jilting the legitimate Venezuelan opposition, including the person we were calling “The President,” in favor of working with Maduro’s old team also is very Mob-like. Hoods trust fellow hoods more than they trust non-criminals, because they understand each other, and share incomprehension and contempt for people who don’t break laws, even when they could get away with it. Leaders who might get a twinge of democratic conscience won’t be able to do all Trump wants them to, no matter how indebted to him they are. Lower-level mobsters afraid of being killed or snatched themselves are much more reliable partners to keep a shakedown going, as long as they get their cut.
Of course (spoiler alert!) the spoiler for The Godfather is when Michael says to Tom Hagen, “Don’t let anybody kid you, it’s all personal, every bit of business.” The personal part of this is that Maria Corina Machado got the Nobel, Trump didn’t, and the Mad King is jealous.
Take the Money and Run: Trump bleats on Truth Social that Venezuela is giving him 30-50 million barrels of oil immediately to sell on the open market, and that Trump will personally control the proceeds and decide how to spend them “to the benefit of Venezuela and the United States!” This is yet another utterly lawless slush fund for Trump.
Unfortunately, instead of Don Vito Corleone, we have Donald Trump, who in his own way is a worse Mafiosi than even Putin or Xi. It’s funny to compare Trump to Vito’s failson Fredo, but that’s unfair to Fredo; Fredo means well. He’s trying to do good things for The Family, he’s just incompetent. Xi and Putin are in the Corleone mold – we can argue which Corleone they resemble (turns out Putin is Fredo, utterly failing at the venture he promised Xi and Trump would be easy), but they believe they are working on lasting legacies for their countries, as Don Vito and Michael both tried to do for their family.
Trump doesn’t really believe in legacies, he just believes in himself. As a malignant narcissist, he can’t really imagine a world beyond him or after him. That might be changing a bit as he’s clearly facing his own mortality, but his deteriorating faculties just make it harder for him to think about futures. He’s a Louis XIV guy not only for “l’etat, c’est moi,” but also for “apres moi, le deluge.” This may seem strange considering he puts his name on lots of physical objects that will outlive him, but he’s doing that for his immediate ego gratification and profit today, because he can look at them and be in them; that’s why you see Trump buildings, but no Trump foundations or institutes or scholarships.
Addenda
Two other small, related thoughts before I return to trying to not be distracted by him:
Stephen Miller being assigned a role on Venezuela policy reflects a number of disturbing things:
first, how small Trump’s trusted circle really is;
second, how declaring Venezuela “liberated” will allow the regime to intensify roundups and deportations of Venezuelans in the U.S.;
third, as we implement the “Donroe Doctrine” more and more across the Americas, including using the Army’s new “Western Hemisphere Command,” we’re likely to see the military and paramilitary law enforcement used interchangeably across the hemisphere, where anti-ICE protesters in Minnesota, the Sinaloa Cartel in Mexico, and whoever resists our oil companies in Venezuela will be treated as the same threat to be addressed with the same range of capabilities.
Triumphal (Trumphal?) Arch: you’ve certainly heard him talking about this project, putting a large arch modeled on the Arc de Triomphe in the middle of a large circle of land that marks the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery from DC as one crosses the Potomac. It’s dumb and corrupt just like the ballroom or the “Trump-Kennedy” Center, but it’s very important in one respect I’m not even sure Trump’s senile and narcissistic mind can comprehend: he may only know it subconsciously, but he’s building his tomb. Even if he can’t fully process that, the people around him certainly have, as they anticipate the odds on him living through his term.
I’ll try to be back soonest with more proactive thoughts on our situation. Meanwhile, keep tabs on me via Substack or Bluesky, and feel free to chat anytime!



