The Merry Month of Masturbation

MMoM Now Running On Dreamwidth

2017-04-23T18:43:09Z

The MMoM community and challenge are now running on Dreamwidth.

Please join us over there to continue with the wank.

http://mmom.dreamwidth.org/

MMoM Is Moving To Dreamwidth

2017-04-22T15:34:49Z

After thinking about this for a while, and taking into account the thoughts of the people who replied to my last post (thank you all that did :), I've decided to move the comm to Dreamwidth.

I've already imported all of the entries, tags, and comments across, with people retaining authorisation over their posts, so anyone who wishes to can delete anything they don't want on Dreamwidth.

(I'll say at this point, I hope no one decides to delete anything, but I also want anyone to be able to, should they desire it.)

Over the next couple of days I'll lock down this comm. I'll close membership so no one else can join, and I'll remove posting access from all but the mods.

I'll put a post up directing people to the Dreamwidth comm, and explaining that the comm is now running over there.

I won't be deleting anything from the LJ MMoM comm, just making it so nothing new can be posted here. (This is mainly for my own sanity. I don't want to run the comm across two platforms, as I think that way lies issues.)

I understand that not everyone will want to make the move to DW with us, and I hope that anyone who decides not to follow us had a great time while we were active on LJ.

For those that will be following us, let's carry on with the wank! (In the good way, obviously ;)

Moving The Community

2017-04-08T18:57:41Z

Just wanted to gather some thoughts and opinions about possibly moving the comm to Dreamwidth.

With the new ToS coming in from LJ, a lot of the stuff posted or linked from here can fall under the banner of 'should not be posted.'

We have a comm on Dreamwidth, but it's not really used:

http://mmom.dreamwidth.org/

My thoughts were to import all of the entries over to DW (with people still retaining ownership of their entries, and the ability to delete, if wanted), and then locking this one down, with a note to say that MMoM is now running through the DW comm.

What are people's thoughts around this?

MMoM 2017

2017-04-05T22:00:53Z

Good grief, twelve years? Awesome!

MMoM will be back open for business for May 2017.

The challenge? To post a masturbation fic for every day in May.

31 days. 31 stories. All involving masturbation in some way (doing it, talking about it, watching it, we're easy...)

Any fandom, any genre, any character, any pairing or moresome. As long as wanking is involved somewhere, we'll take it.

We ask that stories are at least 100 words long, although there's no upper limit.

If you don't feel like you can do all 31 days, then please feel free to post for as many days as you want to - even if that's just one day out of the month. It's great if you can do all 31 days, but we're not going to turn down any wank ;-)

Bring on the wank, people, and let the fingers do the talking ::grin::

Over For Another Year

2016-06-01T23:33:53Z

May has now passed in all timezones and another year of the Marry Month of Masturbation is over.

Thank you to everyone who took part. Whether it was writing or reading, whether it was one day or all of them.

I hope you all had fun, because that's really what it's all about :)

See you all next year!

MMOM Day 23 - In the Silence of the Nighttime (innocence is here) (The Flash)

2016-06-01T14:18:39Z

Title: In the Silence of the Nighttime (innocence is here)
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 23 (Prompt: Bound)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~550
Summary: Eobard enjoys putting the ropes on Barry, but he himself is just as tightly bound.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 23 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Bound". This is another backfill. When I was doing my master post of MMOM fics, I realized that I'd missed Day 23. So, something quick and dirty to complete the challenge.

For my EoBarry Revealed cheerleaders - Kyele, Maraceles, and Hisaminami. Once again, thank you for your dedication and enthusiasm to this pairing!

Title from the Capercallie song, Beautiful Wasteland.

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( Eobard ties the last knot, pulls the cord to the perfect tension and steps back, admiring his handiwork. )

Day 27: Unbreakable Habits (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

2016-06-01T05:30:50Z

Title: Unbreakable Habits
Author: were_lemur
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Steve Rogers
Rating: Teen
Word Count: ~100
Warnings: references to underage masturbation
Summary: Steve Rogers learned from the beginning to be quiet.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Growing up in thin-walled tenements, sharing a room with his mother, Steve learned from the beginning to be quiet, to press his face into the flattened, ancient pillow and bite his lip as he pulls his pud.

It's a habit that holds him in good stead in the Army; there is even less privacy there; no walls at all, just fifty guys crammed in like sardines.

But now he's got his own room -- his own suite -- in Stark Tower, and sometimes he wonders what it would be like to make noise during sex.

But no matter how much he tries, he can't make himself yell or even moan. He feels silly just trying.

Day 31: Acknowledged (Captain America)

2016-06-01T03:59:53Z

Title: Acknowledged
Author: inmh
Fandom: Captain America: The First Avenger
Characters/Pairings: Steve, Bucky, Steve/Bucky
Rating: NC-17/MA
Warnings: Sexual Content, Strong Language
Summary: Sequel to Unspoken. Bucky pays Steve a nighttime visit.

MMOM Day 16 - In His Pants (The Flash RPS)

2016-06-01T01:48:09Z

Title: In His Pants
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Day 16, Prompt "Wait"
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Letscher, Tom Cavanagh (Matt/Tom)
Spoilers/Episode References: The Reverse Flash Returns
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Matt's happy to have another chance to work with his fellow Eli Stone cast mate, Tom Cavanagh. While they're waiting for a reshoot, they chat, exchange a little banter and Matt decides to play a little prank on Tom. But it backfires.

Notes: Written for Day 16 of The Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Wait", and as requested by Preussisch_Blau, who wanted Tom Cavanagh and Matt Letscher. Posting today on my LJ and MMOM because I somehow forgot to do it on the day I posted on AO3 and Tumblr.

I've not seen a single episode of Eli Stone and my knowledge of Tom's character is based strictly on the Wikipedia entry for the show.

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( Matt's worked with Tom before and he knows that the actor is both a consummate professional and a high-energy cut-up. )

MMOM Day 26 - The Race of Their Lives (The Flash)

2016-06-01T01:27:57Z

Title: The Race of Their Lives
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 26 (Prompt: Challenge)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Barry Allen, Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne; Barry Allen/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Early in their relationship - no, not the one where their battling, but the one where they're lovers - Eobard gives Barry a very interesting challenge. Barry's not quite sure if he should accept it.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 26 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Challenge". This is a backfill - I'd missed Day 26 and wanted to catch up. The idea comes from Kyele, who has been such an awesome cheerleader for the EoBarry Revealed series, and I wanted to write something special to thank her for her support.

I freely own up to the ridiculous nature of this fic, it is the thirty-first wank fic I've written in the last thirty-one days and I am seriously wanked out. But it's been a hell of a lot of fun, and it's a good thing that the Month of May one comes (haha) once a year.

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( “You're crazy, you know that?” Barry leans back in his chair and stares at his partner. )

Day 31: Mick Gets Distracted, R, Legends of Tomorrow

2016-05-31T22:43:04Z

Fandom: Legends of Tomorrow
Title: Mick Gets Distracted
Author: w_x_2
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Leonard Snart/Mick Rory
Summary: Mick hadn't intended for Leonard to watch because he hadn't meant to be wanking.
Word Count: 492
mmom ’16: Day 31
Warnings/Spoilers: Masturbation.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Sequel to Morning Surprise (LJ & AO3). Oh my wowzies. The month is over! I want to say thank you to everyone, I am extremely grateful for all your support during this amazing, but also a bit stressful, month! :D Thanks!

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 30: Morning Surprise, NC-17, Legends of Tomorrow

2016-05-31T22:37:10Z

Fandom: Legends of Tomorrow
Title: Morning Surprise
Author: w_x_2
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Leonard Snart/Mick Rory
Summary: “Mick,” Leonard grumbles. “I don't need to just watch all the time.”
Word Count: 1462
mmom ’16: Day 30
Warnings/Spoilers: Masturbation.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Sequel to Memories (LJ & AO3).

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 17: Blue, MCU, Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes / Sam Wilson

2016-05-31T22:27:09Z

Title: Blue
Author: Claire
Fandom: MCU
Pairing(s): Bucky Barnes / Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson / Bucky Barnes, Peggy Carter / Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson / Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes
Rating: R
Word Count: 803
Summary: Bucky lasts five weeks before he finally cracks.
Additional Notes: Part 3 of You, Me and Him

LJ | DW | AO3

Day 16: White, MCU, Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes / Sam Wilson

2016-05-31T22:24:19Z

Title: White
Author: Claire
Fandom: MCU
Pairing(s): Sam Wilson / Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes, Peggy Carter / Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 793
Summary: He felt like he was surrounded by people who saw the shield, saw the Captain, but never actually saw Steve.
Additional Notes: Part 2 of You, Me and Him

LJ | DW | AO3

Day 15: Red, MCU, Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes / Sam Wilson

2016-05-31T22:22:25Z

Title: Red
Author: Claire
Fandom: MCU
Pairing(s): Sam Wilson / Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson / Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson / Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes
Rating: R
Word Count: 758
Summary: Sam's been jerking off to thoughts of Steve pretty much from the day he met him.
Additional Notes: Part 1 of You, Me and Him

LJ | DW | AO3

MMOM Day 31 - Love's As Short As Summer Nights (The Flash)

2016-05-31T18:31:07Z

Title: Love's As Short As Summer Nights
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 31 (Prompt: Delight)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Lisa Snart, Cisco Ramon; Lisa/Cisco
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to past child abuse.
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Lisa enjoys Cisco's company, if only for the reason that he treats her like an equal.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 31 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Delight", and for the pairing Lisa Snart/Cisco Ramon, as requested by @wanderingxrivers on Tumblr.

Title from the Oysterband song, By Northern Lights.

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( Lisa closes the door and sighs like a giddy sixteen year old )

Day 29: Memories, R, Legends of Tomorrow

2016-05-31T11:51:15Z

Fandom: Legends of Tomorrow
Title: Memories
Author: w_x_2
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Leonard Snart/Mick Rory
Summary: Mick lets Leonard in on something he used to do during his time as Chronos.
Word Count: 698
mmom ’16: Day 29
Warnings/Spoilers: Masturbation, ice.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Sequel to Following Through (LJ & AO3).

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 30: Wind Down (Avengers)

2016-05-31T03:59:16Z

Title: Wind Down
Author: inmh
Fandom: Avengers
Characters/Pairings: Thor, implied Thor/Bruce, implied Thor/Jane, implied Thor/Sif
Rating: R/M
Warnings: Sexual Content
Summary: Thor learns the value of Midgardian showers.

MMOM Day 30 - I Like You, Too (The Flash)

2016-05-31T03:22:29Z

Title: I Like You, Too
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 30 (Prompt: Whiskey)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Joe West, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Joe/Harry
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Joe and Harry are having a quiet evening in, just enjoying each other's company and a bottle of excellent whiskey. Their conversation turns ridiculous as the alcohol takes effect.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 30 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Whiskey", given to me by my dearest theatregirl7299, who is always up for more Jarrison.

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( Joe looked up from his paperwork to find Harry staring at him. )

Day 28: The Gift, R, Teen Wolf

2016-05-30T22:46:48Z

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Title: The Gift
Author: w_x_2
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Danny Mahealani, Jackson Whittemore
Summary: Jackson is an awesome best friend.
Word Count:
mmom ’16: Day 28
Warnings/Spoilers: Mention of underage video.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Inspired by a true story.

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 27: Sharing Dreams, R, TH RPF

2016-05-30T22:37:39Z

Fandom: Tokio Hotel RPF
Title: Sharing Dreams
Author: w_x_2
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Bill Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schäfer/Tom Kaulitz
Summary: “Need a mood killer,” Tom slurs from beside Bill as he too adjusts himself./“Me,” comes from the back seat in the voice of the bassist. “In a thong,” Georg adds./“Not enough right now,” Bill complains.
Word Count: 1407
mmom ’16: Day 27
Warnings/Spoilers: Pining.
Disclaimer: Tokio Hotel doesn’t belong to me, I don’t believe this has happened or will happen. No harm intended, no profit made.

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 26: The Beard, NC-17, And & Dec RPF

2016-05-30T22:26:18Z

Fandom: And & Dec RPF
Title: The Beard
Author: w_x_2
Rating: NC-17
Pairing/Characters: Ant/Dec
Summary: When Ant shows up to the first semi final of Britain's Got Talent with a trimmed short beard, grown just slightly over a shadow, Dec knows he's in for a real good time.
Word Count: 584
mmom ’16: Day 26
Warnings/Spoilers: Masturbation
Disclaimer: Ant & Dec don’t belong to me, I don’t believe this has happened or will happen. No harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Yeah, that beard is doing it for me right now.

Work on LJ & AO3.

Day 25: Bro Jerk, R, Teen Wolf

2016-05-30T22:12:52Z

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Title: Bro Jerk
Author: w_x_2
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Danny Mahealani & Jackson Whittemore
Summary: “Bros do not jerk it together,” Danny states with an exasperated as a reply to Jackson's offer.
Word Count: 709
mmom ’16: Day 25
Warnings/Spoilers: Coming out.
Disclaimer: Not my characters, no harm intended, no profit made.
A/N: Wow, the month has sure gone by fast!

Work on LJ & AO3.

MMOM Day 29 - Her Barry, His Barry (The Flash)

2016-05-30T21:09:53Z

Title: Her Barry, His Barry
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words – Day 29 (Prompt: Shame)
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: The Flash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Earth-2 Iris West-Allen, Earth-2 Barry Allen, Earth-2 Harrison Wells; Iris/Barry (Iris/Barry + Harrison)
Spoilers/Episode References: 2.13 - Welcome to Earth-2, 2.14 - Escape From Earth-2, 2.23 - The Race of his Life
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-Con
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Iris West, a top detective with the Central City PD, has a rare day off when her husband has to work, and she takes advantage of the privacy that has to offer.

Author's Notes: Written for Day 29 of the Merry Month of Masturbation, for the prompt "Shame".

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( Iris had a rare day off and today, she had the house all to herself. If she wanted to masturbate in the living room, she would. Shame was overrated. )

Day 26: Surveillance (Supernatural)

2016-05-30T06:08:56Z

Title: Surveillance
Author: were_lemur
Fandom: Supernatural
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bela Talbot (Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester)
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: ~1300
Warnings: none
Summary: Bela doesn't expect to run into the Winchesters. She especially doesn't expect to catch them in flagrante delicto.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Hot on the trail of a priceless magical artifact, the last thing that Bela expected was to run into the Winchesters.

To be more precise, the last thing she expected was to run into the Winchesters in flagrante delicto.

She'd been casing the old mansion for days, looking for the hidden panel the rumors say is there, and she's narrowed it down either the north or west walls of the Blue Room, but even with the ultrasound scanner she's stolen from the hospital, she'll need time to search.

Of course she couldn't help but notice that there was a spirit roaming the halls. She's factored it into her plans, learning its habits as she does those of the more conventionally alive members of the household. She can lay down a salt line and keep it out long enough to find what she's looking for.

But the Winchesters probably have more permanent plans in mind for it.

They arrive the day before she's planned her break-in, and she decides that the easiest thing to do is just wait them out. They have no idea that she's here, she's wired all of the rooms with cameras and hidden microphones while she was learning the household's routines, so she will have plenty of warning if they do tumble to her presence or the fact that there's something more interesting than a restless spirit in the house.

She sits in the surveillance van and watches on the screen while they convince the family that they are locations scouts for a reality tv programme and wouldn't it be exciting (and lucrative; the property taxes are crippling) to have the show here. They even get to spend the night in one of the bedrooms in the East Wing, away from the family.

It's her bad luck that the matriarch leads them to the Blue Room. They stow their things and go down to dinner with the family, where they ask a lot of questions about the family history, and the family is happy to answer because they find prospect of being on television so very exciting.

When dinner is over, they return to the blue room. At first, they talk about what they've learned about the ghost so far, and plan their strategy; they'll catch a few hours sleep before waking up at three for their own private tour. That decided, the conversation drifts off-topic. Bela is tempted to turn the microphone off when they start talking about Dean's deal; it hits a bit too close to home. But she listens because in the unlikely event that they have any bright ideas, she wants to jump on them first. But it doesn't take long before it devolves into their emotional responses; Sam is grieving the brother he knows he'll lose, and Dean feels guilty -- if one could be pardoned the expression -- as hell.

She's only half-listening and not at all watching, when the sounds change. Her microphones are very good, and it certainly sounds like they're kissing?

She looks up. They are.

"Oh you dirty, dirty boys."

They're clinging to each other now, and then Dean starts to undress his brother, undoing the tie that has managed to give him the illusion of respectability, and then the buttons of his dress shirt. He kisses his way down to the edge of the t-shirt he's wearing beneath it, then loses his patience, shoves the suit jacket off his brother's shoulders and lefts both shirts off over his head.

Bela would never have guessed exactly how defined the younger Winchester was, under the layers of clothes he always wore. She wishes now that she'd installed a better camera, in this room at least; one that was capable of zooming in closer.

Now Dean has his shirt off as well, and though he's not quite as ridiculously muscular as his brother, he's no slouch either.

Sam pushes Dean backward on the bed and pulls his kit down, but before Bela can get a proper eyeful, Sam is bending over him and blocking her view, though based on his position she can imagine what is going on. She looks instead at Dean's face; he sprawls back onto the pillow, eyes closed, lips parted, his expression is transcendent; he looks like an angel or a portrait of a saint at prayer.

"Stop, Sammy," she hears him whisper. "Don't wanna -- " But he does, she sees on his face the moment it happens, and for a moment she's afraid her show might be over but then Dean sits up, beckons Sam closer, starts kissing him and it doesn't seem to bother him that he must be able to taste himself in his brother's mouth.

That's never been one of Bela's kinks. Until now.

She realizes that she's pressing her fist against her own crotch, rocking against it, and she's panting for breath.

Dean rolls his brother onto his back, and now it's Sam's turn to bite his lip and dig his hands into the covers. And clearly Dean is taking his time with his little brother; Bela watches as Sam nears the edge but then Dean backs him off, and again, and she unbuttons her own trousers and sucks the fingers of her left hand while her right hand slips down into her knickers. She's soaked already, and the sounds that Sam makes would be enough to push her over the edge if she'd let herself go, but she's not ready. Not yet.

"Dean, please," Sam whimpers, and scrabbles at his brother's shoulder as if she's trying to pull him up closer. He twists his body, pushing Dean off, and sits up long enough to pull the covers down on the double bed (and they must not have told the family that they were brothers this time) and Dean joins him and pulls the covers up.

Covered as they are, she can't tell exactly what's going on there. She suspects frottage, but can't rule out penetration. She watches the muscles in Dean's back and shoulders bunch and shift as he moves against his brother.

"I want you inside me, Dean, please."

She isn't going to get that lucky, is she?

It seems that she is. Dean reaches over to grab something from the duffel by the bed, and then kneels up over his brother. From her angle, she can't see exactly what he's doing, but she can watch Sam's reaction to it; the way he arches and his fingers bunch in the covers. His head tips back; his eyes are scrunched closed and he's biting his lip and then Dean moves both his hands to Sam's hips and lifts and Sam's legs wrap around his waist.

Now, Dean in thrusting in earnest. The sheet slips back, revealing that he's just as muscular below the waist as he is above. He's pistoning into his brother, and Bela shoves everything down to her ankles and moves to the edge of her seat so she can match his thrusts with her fingers. Her other hand slipslides across her clit, and she's so close but she won't let herself tip over the edge, not yet. Not until Sam claws at Dean's back and his legs clench around his waist and he lets out a groan.

Her orgasm rolls through her, and she her eyes closed so she misses seeing Dean's orgasm, but she does hear him repeating his brother's name over and over, like a prayer.

By the time she's caught her breath, Dean is up and turning off the lights. In the green-on-black of the night vision, she can just see him slip into bed and pull Sam into the circle of his arms.

She reaches out and copies the video feed to a flash drive. She's definitely going to want to review it in more detail later.