I’m the guy trying to claw out of that pit. I used to not be in it but now I am—not entirely of my own choice—and it’s all I know anymore. I’ll let you know if I’m still around in seven years.
Just enlist bruh. Shrimple as. Will inject new life into you and after twelve weeks of hell you'll be granted a stable job and lifelong friends. Hell, maybe you'll even tour the world. The military will, if nothing else, force you to do things you otherwise would not do - which is better than doing nothing forever.
I’m currently aiming for law school, and think I have a pretty good chance of getting in and doing well there. The military would be something of a last resort, and would only be a menial or office job for me. From my birth, I have inherited a condition that disqualifies me from military service. I also cannot fly aircraft, ride motorcycles, or drink too much caffeine. Were it not for this, I probably would have joined the Navy or Air Force right out of high school. It’s not out of the question, but there are other options I must exhaust first.
My cousin was a homeschooled CAP kid who transitioned to an unironic reddit atheist immediately upon graduation. I also know a guy whose crossed 30 and never had a job, who just sits in his room and basically never comes out. I often wonder what goes on in his mind, but am too afraid to ask.
His method of killing the seagulls was brutal, even for killing seagulls. He’d mostly throw rocks, sometimes decapitate em and throw their headless bodies in a pile. Drown swimmers who couldn’t fly.
The most brutal was when he found a nest, the chicks were not spared. He throw eggs so hard at them and adults they’d get knocked out or die. Me personally, I tried to be sportsmanlike. I’d throw rocks at only ones in flight.
I’m the guy trying to claw out of that pit. I used to not be in it but now I am—not entirely of my own choice—and it’s all I know anymore. I’ll let you know if I’m still around in seven years.
You have creative energy, I think you’ll make it man.
Hello Wolliver, if you step into my office (DM’s) I think I may have some sound recommendations for you.
Just enlist bruh. Shrimple as. Will inject new life into you and after twelve weeks of hell you'll be granted a stable job and lifelong friends. Hell, maybe you'll even tour the world. The military will, if nothing else, force you to do things you otherwise would not do - which is better than doing nothing forever.
I’m currently aiming for law school, and think I have a pretty good chance of getting in and doing well there. The military would be something of a last resort, and would only be a menial or office job for me. From my birth, I have inherited a condition that disqualifies me from military service. I also cannot fly aircraft, ride motorcycles, or drink too much caffeine. Were it not for this, I probably would have joined the Navy or Air Force right out of high school. It’s not out of the question, but there are other options I must exhaust first.
My cousin was a homeschooled CAP kid who transitioned to an unironic reddit atheist immediately upon graduation. I also know a guy whose crossed 30 and never had a job, who just sits in his room and basically never comes out. I often wonder what goes on in his mind, but am too afraid to ask.
Please elaborate on the seagull-bane guy. The story of his conquest must be known
His method of killing the seagulls was brutal, even for killing seagulls. He’d mostly throw rocks, sometimes decapitate em and throw their headless bodies in a pile. Drown swimmers who couldn’t fly.
The most brutal was when he found a nest, the chicks were not spared. He throw eggs so hard at them and adults they’d get knocked out or die. Me personally, I tried to be sportsmanlike. I’d throw rocks at only ones in flight.
Buddy of mine we call Killer/Killy. Because he kills things and is good at it. In le army now looking to join the Rangers.
Old post but wow. You're hitting a great mix of humour and seriousness. Honey mustard sauce.
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Your friend killed seagulls? Do you know what we really need? A Canada goose genocide. KILL ALL CANADIAN GEESE! THEY'RE HERE ILLEGALLY!
Did somebody get hurt by being told that those in world around them can readily observe their lack of future as well as themselves