I'm watching a TV movie (with tragic! infant! death!) starring a young Christopher Meloni who's sporting, would you believe it, hair! It's all spiky and covers almost all of his head, and it makes him look so very un-Keller. I suspect he's the one who killed the baby, though, because the poor wife is so obviously innocent and wrongly accused, and so he could end up in jail, having to bunk with, hmm, Chris Thormann, maybe? Who was obviously the one to kill Ryland instead of Tim.

Cue Grand Love Story of Oz: the Remix. Voiced over by Michael, one of the famous plane crash survivors who, upon being rescued, admitted to the murder of a certain "Locke".

Ahh, the joys of crossover (prison) love. Makes me want to request a new Sim, prison game just to play it all out.