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Ghosts of Ex-Girl Magazines Past
a bonus recipe for breakfast salad
Jan 6 • Julieanne Smolinski
To The Editor
Letters of complaint, letters of praise
Dec 29, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
My Husband I Didn't Like Eachother Until
books, love, and human mice
Dec 16, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
The Time We Took the Baby to Glenn Danzig's House
I’ve got something to say, I saw your listing today
Dec 4, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
Sex, Violence, and the Three-Parent Household
have you lived if you haven’t seen a shark eat a nude teenager
Nov 18, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
no private Idahos
the agony of someone getting to your idea first
Nov 7, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
Hollywood Forever (And Ever and Ever)
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
Oct 21, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
The Lepers, and You
when to talk to your kids about eternity
Sep 29, 2025 • Julieanne Smolinski
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Detailed instructions for building a waterslide in your back yard.

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