Fic: Nothing Stays Hidden at Casa de Reyes (Jaime/Jason)
Title: Nothing Stays Hidden at Casa de Reyes
Fandom: DC Universe
Characters/Pairing: Jason Todd/Jaime Reyes, the Reyes family
Rating: R
Words: 754
Summary: Jason and Jaime get caught in the act.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle for the prompt of "Jason Todd/Jaime Reyes, Dark". Porny at the beginning, light fun stuff afterwards. :)
"Jason, this is crazy! We're going to get caught!"
"Probably. Turns you on, doesn't it?"
"No!" Jaime yelled as quietly as he could. "You talked me into having sex in the hall closet of my house while my family was out, and I'm pretty sure I just heard a car pull up!"
"Well, then..." Jason grinned as he bit Jaime's neck hard enough to make the younger boy yelp. "You'd better hurry up and get me off before we get found out."
Jason started tugging down Jaime's pants. Jaime reached into Jason's and felt around. Damn, he'd heard the rogue Robin was well-endowed, but this was something else entirely. As he thought to himself that there was no way he was getting on top of Jason without help from the Scarab, Jason pushed him up against the closet wall.
"Man, next time we've got to do this in Titans Tower. I've wanted to fuck a superhero in one of their clubhouses for years."
"Well, let's just - Whoa!" Jaime gasped as Jason grabbed his butt. "Let's just make sure we don't blow this one - we could still get - "
The door suddenly opened, and Jason and Jaime were flooded with light.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Shh! Milagro! Don't yell like that. Don't tell anyone, please!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mom! Dad! Jaime's in the closet with a strange guy!"
"...Caught." Jaime shook his head as Milagro ran away. "Great. We're dead."
"You didn't tell me you were related to a banshee."
Jason and Jaime hurriedly got dressed as Alberto and Bianca rushed over, Milagro trailing behind this to watch the carnage.
"Jaime Reyes! What is going on here?" Bianca yelled. "Explain yourself!"
"Mom, it's not what it looks like. We - "
"Don't lie to me! I know what's going on here!"
"Then why did she even ask?" Jason muttered under his breath.
"Don't help, Jason..."
Alberto furrowed his brow. "You know you're not supposed to have...guests over while we're not here, Jaime. Consider yourself grounded."
"Dad, I'm a superhero. You can't just ground me and - "
"Oh, really?" Alberto narrowed his eyes and Jaime gulped. Jason even felt a little chill go up his spine. Jaime's dad could rival Bruce for intensity when he was pissed off.
"...No, sir. No arguments here."
"Good. Now who's your...friend here?"
"This is Jason Todd. We met when I was in Gotham last month, and we've been seeing each other for a while now."
Milagro peeked her head from around the corner. "Aren't you the evil Robin?"
Jaime facepalmed. "Thanks a lot, sis."
"That's it. Alberto, call the police."
"Mom, no! He's not evil!"
"That's not what the papers say!" Bianca glared at Jason. "How old are you anyway?"
"...19."
Alberto shook his head. "Jaime, what happened to that nice Kryptonian girl you used to bring around here?"
"Kara? We're taking a break. She's dealing with some stuff on New Krypton, and we agreed it was best if we broke up for now. But Jason and I are seeing each other now, and I hope you two will accept that."
"He's way too old for you, hijo." Bianca shook her head.
"Isn't dad five years older than you?"
"No backtalk!"
"Bianca..." Alberto put his hand on his wife's shoulder. "Jaime's usually a responsible young man - besides today - so we have to trust him. If he wants to see this...character, we can at least get to know him."
"Fine." Bianca poked a finger at Jason. "You'll be coming over for dinner tomorrow. Be here at eight."
"Wait, what?"
"He'll be here!" Jaime pasted a fake grin on his face as he ushered Jason out of the room.
"What just happened?" Jason asked, a bemused look on his face.
"You just met the force of nature that is my parents. Welcome to the family."
"So, wait...is this going to be one of those family dinners, where your dad asks me about my intentions?"
"Oh, yeah. Be prepared for a long night."
"Heh. Fortunately you're worth it."
Jason pulled Jaime into him and grabbed his butt as they started making out.
"MOM! They're making out again!" Milagro yelled as she peeked around the corner.
"JAIME! Get in here now!"
"I've got to go face the music now." Jaime grinned. "See you tomorrow?"
"Count on it." Jason gave Jaime one last kiss as he slipped out the door. He'd faced a lot of crazy things in his life, but somehow he had never been rendered speechless until he met his boyfriend's family.
Fandom: DC Universe
Characters/Pairing: Jason Todd/Jaime Reyes, the Reyes family
Rating: R
Words: 754
Summary: Jason and Jaime get caught in the act.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle for the prompt of "Jason Todd/Jaime Reyes, Dark". Porny at the beginning, light fun stuff afterwards. :)
"Jason, this is crazy! We're going to get caught!"
"Probably. Turns you on, doesn't it?"
"No!" Jaime yelled as quietly as he could. "You talked me into having sex in the hall closet of my house while my family was out, and I'm pretty sure I just heard a car pull up!"
"Well, then..." Jason grinned as he bit Jaime's neck hard enough to make the younger boy yelp. "You'd better hurry up and get me off before we get found out."
Jason started tugging down Jaime's pants. Jaime reached into Jason's and felt around. Damn, he'd heard the rogue Robin was well-endowed, but this was something else entirely. As he thought to himself that there was no way he was getting on top of Jason without help from the Scarab, Jason pushed him up against the closet wall.
"Man, next time we've got to do this in Titans Tower. I've wanted to fuck a superhero in one of their clubhouses for years."
"Well, let's just - Whoa!" Jaime gasped as Jason grabbed his butt. "Let's just make sure we don't blow this one - we could still get - "
The door suddenly opened, and Jason and Jaime were flooded with light.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Shh! Milagro! Don't yell like that. Don't tell anyone, please!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mom! Dad! Jaime's in the closet with a strange guy!"
"...Caught." Jaime shook his head as Milagro ran away. "Great. We're dead."
"You didn't tell me you were related to a banshee."
Jason and Jaime hurriedly got dressed as Alberto and Bianca rushed over, Milagro trailing behind this to watch the carnage.
"Jaime Reyes! What is going on here?" Bianca yelled. "Explain yourself!"
"Mom, it's not what it looks like. We - "
"Don't lie to me! I know what's going on here!"
"Then why did she even ask?" Jason muttered under his breath.
"Don't help, Jason..."
Alberto furrowed his brow. "You know you're not supposed to have...guests over while we're not here, Jaime. Consider yourself grounded."
"Dad, I'm a superhero. You can't just ground me and - "
"Oh, really?" Alberto narrowed his eyes and Jaime gulped. Jason even felt a little chill go up his spine. Jaime's dad could rival Bruce for intensity when he was pissed off.
"...No, sir. No arguments here."
"Good. Now who's your...friend here?"
"This is Jason Todd. We met when I was in Gotham last month, and we've been seeing each other for a while now."
Milagro peeked her head from around the corner. "Aren't you the evil Robin?"
Jaime facepalmed. "Thanks a lot, sis."
"That's it. Alberto, call the police."
"Mom, no! He's not evil!"
"That's not what the papers say!" Bianca glared at Jason. "How old are you anyway?"
"...19."
Alberto shook his head. "Jaime, what happened to that nice Kryptonian girl you used to bring around here?"
"Kara? We're taking a break. She's dealing with some stuff on New Krypton, and we agreed it was best if we broke up for now. But Jason and I are seeing each other now, and I hope you two will accept that."
"He's way too old for you, hijo." Bianca shook her head.
"Isn't dad five years older than you?"
"No backtalk!"
"Bianca..." Alberto put his hand on his wife's shoulder. "Jaime's usually a responsible young man - besides today - so we have to trust him. If he wants to see this...character, we can at least get to know him."
"Fine." Bianca poked a finger at Jason. "You'll be coming over for dinner tomorrow. Be here at eight."
"Wait, what?"
"He'll be here!" Jaime pasted a fake grin on his face as he ushered Jason out of the room.
"What just happened?" Jason asked, a bemused look on his face.
"You just met the force of nature that is my parents. Welcome to the family."
"So, wait...is this going to be one of those family dinners, where your dad asks me about my intentions?"
"Oh, yeah. Be prepared for a long night."
"Heh. Fortunately you're worth it."
Jason pulled Jaime into him and grabbed his butt as they started making out.
"MOM! They're making out again!" Milagro yelled as she peeked around the corner.
"JAIME! Get in here now!"
"I've got to go face the music now." Jaime grinned. "See you tomorrow?"
"Count on it." Jason gave Jaime one last kiss as he slipped out the door. He'd faced a lot of crazy things in his life, but somehow he had never been rendered speechless until he met his boyfriend's family.