Quotes: Things I Heard and Learnt at Rehearsal

melodieuse — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:18:07 GMT

Quotes! (I know, I'm finally doing quotes again, after months of non-quotiness!)

THINGS I HEARD AND LEARNT AT REHEARSAL

TITS AND TEETH! (Self-explanatory, really.)

SMILE OR I'LL SMACK YOU!

IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR TEETH, I'LL KNOCK THEM OUT.

OOMPH, FROM THE LATIN WORD, OOMPHUS, MEANING TO HAVE OOMPH.

I'M OBVIOUSLY ON THE WRONG KIND OF CRACK.

WE'VE BEEN CLUMPED.

GIVE ME THE SIMPLE WIFE.

I'M HORNY AND NEEDY, BUT YES INDEEDY, GIVE ME THE SINFUL LIFE!

RHUBARB, RHUBARB, RHUBARB.

WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN, RHUBARB, RHUBARB, RHUBARB.

IT COULDN'T FOSSIBLY PIT!

PANTO EXAGGERATES THE APPLES.

...WITH MY CROWN FLAPPING IN THE WIND.

IT WAS HELD ON BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH. NOT THAT HE HAS SKIN ON HIS TEETH, BUT IF HE DID, THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD BE HELD ON BY.

I HAVE A LOLLIPOP STUCK IN MY PANTS.

SO WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR SKULLS?

OW, ME BUM.

PREMATURE MONSTERATION.

TRIPLE THREAT: CAN'T SING, CAN'T ACT, CAN'T DANCE.

MONEY MAKES IT ALL BETTER.

WELCOME TO THEATRE, WHERE EVERYTHING CAN KILL YOU.

TENOR (sings): ...AND GIVE HIM ONE!
EVERYONE ELSE: SHE'LL GIVE HIM WHAT!?

MALE CHORUS (sings): HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA! ...WHAT?

THIS ONE HURTS MY CHOPS.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT MY FAIRYHERD.

YOU HAVE ORANGES UNDER YOU ARMPITS!

I DON'T BITE. USUALLY.

YOU GREAT GEESES!

THERE'S NO NEED FOR FUSS, FOR YOU SURELY KNOW IT WASN'T US!

THAT BALLERINA HAD BETTER WATCH HER BACK.

CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY EARS?

YOU GREAT GEISERS!

I WROTE THE WORDS ON MY GLOVE.

...AND STREPHEN FINALLY FOUND OUT WHERE HIS WINGS ARE...

THE SCROLL. THE SCROLL? OMG THE SCROLL!

TECHNO FAIRIES.

WHEN WE ARE IN THE THEATRE, WE ARE GOD.

melodieuse — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:20:16 GMT

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