call us now - no matter how much of a fuck you are

mechamitzy — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:30:19 GMT

hey kids:

your teachers lied to you! FACT
we got us some solid proof right there in that book.

mechamitzy — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:34:52 GMT

rich johnston pwns a comic art scammer for the 123432th time. brilliant!

here here

mechamitzy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:06:30 GMT

my week off draws to a close, i've had some giggles with the goons so i can't complain. here's some pretty girls from my deviantartslagwhoretart.com page to tickle your bits for those of you who still uses LJ

i been mooching vectors ho ho ho

i'll stop you in a minute by *lordmitz on deviant ART

wait what by *lordmitz on deviant ART

optimus/soundwave guitar solo rock battle?

mechamitzy — Sun, 31 May 2009 11:54:53 GMT

oh hell yes

enjoy

mechamitzy — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:19:16 GMT

i'm sure i have other things to say but the girl with the round head and the giant eyes distracted me

plan B went all crazy this week

mechamitzy — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:25:29 GMT

MY BANDWITH my precious delicious bandwith! it's all on the meteoric rise to fame so i guess i can't complain.

time to go play some PS3 rpg shit with weebs. this weekend we have a facepaint poker night. WE ARE SO COOL

hurhurrr

mechamitzy — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:48:22 GMT

kemp just came back from mcdonalds with a delicious burger.

only it was missing the burger. i lol'd.

mechamitzy — Wed, 13 May 2009 08:41:40 GMT

woooo one well-timed post on ellis' whitechapel forum about plan b and i gained 645 new first-time visitors in the last three days. hopefully they come back :D

today i just need to wake up a bit and start colouring #5, it's drawn and done.

also: i could marry my wacom cintiq, it's so awesome it's untrue...

mechamitzy — Fri, 08 May 2009 07:13:35 GMT

heehee

this girl gone crazy, mon

mechamitzy — Tue, 05 May 2009 12:50:24 GMT

customer: "well, if i buy things from game i get 10% off"
me: "you realise game charge about 20% more than everywhere else, right...?"
customer: "it's still 10% off that"

SAVE ME

dumb n' cheesey

mechamitzy — Sat, 02 May 2009 10:12:51 GMT

the GI JOE trailer. which somehow manages to rip off the matrix, transformers, iron man, james bond, and the power rangers ALL IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES. but i'll probably go see it purely to feed my childhood crush on the baroness. also that bit where the guys jump the missiles - isn't that a direct copy of the bit in the transformers film where ironhide does it? HOLLYWOOD ROCKS

G.I. JOE trailer in HD

mechamitzy — Sat, 02 May 2009 09:55:21 GMT

some stuff from my deviantart page which seems to have been exhumed from it's grave:

get orf moi lolly by *lordmitz on deviant ART

fixin' and lixin' by *lordmitz on deviant ART

hsien ko by *lordmitz on deviant ART

also i did this thing from harveyjames thing where you pick a cat of his and draw it as a girl, HJ does lots of fun tasks so go give him a poke and join in.

harvey james girls a go go by *lordmitz on deviant ART

mechamitzy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:27:27 GMT

wooohaha, just written plan B #5. i want to get home and start drawing it. i think it may be my favourite chapter yet.

maming comics rocks. i get to make my own stories, and sometimes it blows my weebles to think about totally fucking sweet that is.

TWUNTER

mechamitzy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 15:07:18 GMT

who else uses twitter? BESIDES LEEBS THAT IS

add lordmitz go go sluts

mechamitzy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:50:28 GMT

if this isn't the greatest advert for batman and pokemon at the same time ever i dunno what is.

i think it may actually be the ONLY advert for batman and pokemon at the same time

OH SNAP, DUMMY

mechamitzy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:33:54 GMT

i promised! I DELIVERRRR

plan b #4: 'girl on girl action' is up and ready to read.

HEEEERRRREEEEEEEEE CLICKY CLICKY BOOMSHAKKALAKKA

whooosh

mechamitzy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:52:47 GMT

huzzah! drawn the last page of plan b #4 today, so all i need do now is get them copied tomorrow and colour n' letter them. so not long for your next bit. which means i have indeed stuck to my monthly schedule so far. oh, and do a cover. turds. i haven't given much thought to the cover for this one. well, i have a couple days to think something up at least.

hmm. i've been greatly enjoying dave johnson's covers for the punisher max series:

which i might go for something like that maybe i dunno hmm. johnson's an excellent cover artist. i bought a couple of 100 bullets issues on the cheap once simply for the cover.

of course i could always jump on the LAME ASS BANDWAGON and do an OBAMA COVER

like spiderman:

like youngblood:

like savage dragon:

et al...

ehhh i dunno. don't get me wrong, obama's a good thing and i can see why america wants to celebrate it. it's just it's a bit coincicental they want to celebrate it after marvel made a relatively mundane issue of a comic get to a 5th printing and cause a massive boost in sales with their idea of a spider-man/obama cover, thus paving the way for anyone to feature the prez punching it in with underneath the logo of the eponymous hero in question.

actually the savage dragon is pretty good, i'll forgive it. and he is punching it in like they both have total respect for each other. which the probably do, he's the prez and he's a big fucking green supercop. that's both funny AND awesome.

while i'm ragging on obama comics i should mention dan goldman's awesome election '08 coverage book as a) goldman's the future of comics and b) he was doing this WAY before anyone WON the thing SO GO BUY IT IF YOU LIKE AMERICA

FIIIINally

mechamitzy — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:22:24 GMT

hey ho! it's here: plan b #3 - "the trap that veronica saw coming but decided to fall into anyway" - only like six months late. the good news is i should be on a near-monthly schedule now, i've got half of #4 drawn already, so that'll be up mid-april. anyway, here it is, read, enjoy, go crazy and wee a little, as ever tell your friends and shower me in praise and sex juices.

go read it HERE.
for those with short memories, parts one and two can still be read over at goonpatrol.com

whooooosh!

wooo

mechamitzy — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:33:49 GMT

here's something i did for an art challenge thread on whitechapel. the description is thus:

Briefly, the aim of this exercise is to produce a four panelprogression of images starting at a very small scale on the first,panning back further with each panel to a very large scale image on thelast. Bonus points for including all four of the following shapes inyour work (and feel free to interpret them fairly loosely if you want)-

so i did this:

i also coloured three pages of plan b! five more to go, should be up by the end of the week at the latest!

you must be one of the new ones

mechamitzy — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:40:57 GMT

i've plugged it before but i'll plug it again. FREAKANGELS is hands down THE best online comic you'll read. well, aside from plan B, obv. but i digress! chapter three starts today and it's all so very special. go read it NOW or hey, why not start from the beginning and give yourself a reason to not go outside for the next hour or two.

chop chop, you lot.

oh my god

mechamitzy — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:32:00 GMT

i want a robot girlfriend. if she comes with a squid porn addon.

mechamitzy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:41:18 GMT

been drawing a lot this last week. plan B #3 is done and just waiting to be coloured. and #4 is already three-and-a-half pages drawn. GO GO SEX MITZ

squids and things

mechamitzy — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:12:50 GMT

fun from drawing on sophback's wall, squid porn galore. it was cool to get to do it, had a couple of issues with smudging pencil lines all over the shop and not using thick enough markers, but it went over well enough. hopefully they want me back for next time :D

thanks to graceface for setting it up, taking photos and then poledancing!

mechamitzy — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:51:17 GMT

tonight i go draw on sophbeck's wall. this is both exciting and mildly intimidating. there's some awesome work already up there and one has the fear that i'll balls it up and i'll look like the mongoloid with the markers. i'm not used to drawing on such a large scale, and also i have these 'new media i'm not used to' fears about making a fuckup of it, like omgwhatifthepensdryup and also external factors like it being too dark to draw or there being too many punters in the way. i think maybe i'm worrying for nothing. but i'm looking forward to it more than i'm spooked about it. i'm drawing squid porn. honest robot!

oh! and i have a new baby watty. she's called oh-comma-plerr (or just plerr) for short and she's a tiny hyperactive bundle of never-sleeping energy.

also: obama needs to stop being on the front of comic covers for no reason. although the one where savage dragon and him were punching it in was both equally funny and crap. i might do an obama cover for plan B. like, veronica and obama fighting sandwich monsters on the moon.

actually i quite like the term 'mongoloid with the markers'. i feel it describes my work well.

oh!

mechamitzy — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:44:27 GMT

i just got that bogey. it's sticky.