Odd question this morning

tigira is leafing through our compiled cookbook, and encounters a recipe page that had been used as scratch paper for a shopping list.

tigira: Sweetie, why does your shopping list say, "shrooms, goats, and cocaine?"
meadmaker: I don't know... because I thought it was funny?

Though this is old enough that I have no clue, eventually I guessed that I was making stuffed mushrooms with goat cheese as part of the stuffing, and that effloresense wanted some diet coke as well.