I been rummaging through the tumbleweeds of my life and I didn't expect to see you here.
Remember that time you and me went to the fair and got drunk and fell off the horse?
Wasn't that a time?
Remember when we was up in the mountains, tryin' to rustle up some grub, only we didn't have no clothes nor eating utensils to speak of?
Yee-hah! That was a fun one!
We need to be partin' ways soon, I know, 'causin' mostly you can't stand the sight of me, but maybe you just want to be the one to hear me out for a second, while I tell you where I'm gonna put myself when I die.
Seems like the world is a mightily oppressive place, what gets harder every day.
Maybe you don't know what that's about, but, Lordy knows, I sure do.
Maybe there's some kind of misfortune what hadn't been discussed, that needs discussin'.
Maybe we all can't get along but we can pretend we do.
Sometimes I think that maybe if I could just call everyone I ever met back here in one big circle, we could have us a hoedown that couldn't be beat and there'd be a great feeling among everybody.
Somethin' mighty, that would carry over, carry over...
Oh, who'm I kiddin'?
(The above was crafted 8-23-98 and replaces the original bio which was simply - )