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My boss knocked on the wall of my cubicle.
Feb 3, 2022
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I discerned a blurry, indistinct figure coming my way through the fog with benign intentions, so I made myself presentable and waited.
Apr 14
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Zombie Story
It was magic hour in Los Angeles.
Apr 6
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Breasts Hurt During Global Warming
When I was in fourth grade, our school bully drowned in his family’s pool because his parents left the menace unsupervised in the water.
Mar 30
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Flesh Light
“If you don’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
Mar 24
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My Progeny
Or, Reincarnated Into Complete Irrelevance
Jul 3, 2024
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Incels!
I’d always considered fedoras seriously cringe-worthy.
Jun 13, 2024
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Luncheon
My brother had too many options.
Jun 5, 2024
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Matthew Goldin
23. Bisexual. Writer for Saturday Night Live. Actually making it a tad more subversive, believe it or not. Looking for a roomie rn, so HMU if LA is the vibe!
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