Matt rambles while waiting for the wash to finish

Our protaganist takes 10 minutes to demonstrate his inate ability to ramble about NOTHING. He mentions his shrink, Caprica, Matte, the Hallmark holiday known as Valentines Day, and how his has a million ideas in his head and is unable to execute a single one.

Send the boy a topic to ramble about!

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