Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie

Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie

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I figured out how to dismantle AI...
let's just agree to make things look shitty on purpose!
Jul 17, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!-
Let's talk about caves...
Mar 12, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
Children of today, make sure you save for your future...
and I mean save bags of your hair.
Mar 10, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
PUT ON A HAPPY MASK
and impersonate a GOD!
Mar 9, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
Medical Tourism is the Fifth Horseperson of the Apocalypse
AM I RIGHT?
Mar 8, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
Full Butt Moon is Nigh, Earthlings!
are you going full lunatic? howling at everything in the sky? Even um, frisbees? gnashing your fangs? read on...
Mar 7, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
THE SCARY EYES OF ALEX MURDAUGH
HOW TO AVOID KILLERS IN YOUR DAY-TO-DAY
Mar 5, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
WELCOME TO MY ZIT FARM!
Planting my zit seeds right now...planting and praying!
Mar 4, 2023 • Mary Crosbie
Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie
Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie
Come visit my Zit Farm! I'm harvesting what I hope are funny things, but maybe gross? But maybe both!!

Zit Farm by Mary Crosbie

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