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The best Christmas romcoms you should watch immediately

And when I say "best" I mean "very bad"

Dec 5, 2025 • Maria Guido

The skin and hair care Black Friday deals that are actually worth it this week

I shop for a living, and this is what I'd buy

Nov 23, 2025 • Maria Guido

Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!

Every woman you know is one insult away from total breakdown.

Nov 18, 2025 • Maria Guido

Zohran Mamdani's victory speech in full

I've never rooted for a mayor of a city I didn't live in this hard.

Nov 5, 2025 • Maria Guido

100% of unplanned pregnancies are caused by a decision a man made

We're controlling the wrong bodies

Oct 9, 2025 • Maria Guido

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