Marcus Musick | Substack

Weekly humor/satire. Occasional emotional collapse. $5/month to prevent the inevitable.

Recent posts

I'm Not Dead Yet, and I Don't Have a GoFundMe

A resurrection story nobody asked for

Dec 22, 2025 • Marcus Musick

I Built a $16.48/Month Side Hustle Talking About Cheetos.

Then I Tried To Burn It Down Before Realizing I Can’t Afford Matches

Dec 12, 2025 • Marcus Musick

New Month, New Goals, Only Slightly Delusional

One day I'll figure out a good subtitle...

Dec 4, 2025 • Marcus Musick

How My New Side Hustle Changed My Life – Cheetos Residue Removal Services

A business built on shame, crumbs, and poor life choices

Nov 21, 2025 • Marcus Musick

Clyde Isn’t A Wolf

Stop promoting him...

Nov 14, 2025 • Marcus Musick

Why Am I Telling You My Monthly Goals on Substack?!

Worst title ever, but that's alright

Nov 7, 2025 • Marcus Musick

Weekly satire. All free. $5/month if you want to support the writing and the writer behind it.

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