John's Journal

Final year for Smutty Claus

lrthunder — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 02:01:57 GMT

Lately, I've been struggling on the writing front, and this is the last year for Smutty Claus. I'm debating whether to participate for this final round. Fortunately, I have a few more days to decide.

Long time no post

lrthunder — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 02:00:15 GMT

It's been awhile since I've updated. I'll do my best to post more often. :)

First for a fest

lrthunder — Sat, 21 Apr 2018 12:34:29 GMT

For the first time for a fest, I'm trying my hand at artwork. Now, in order to not spoil the surprise, I won't reveal which fest. Hopefully, it will turn out fine. :)

Yahoo email problems

lrthunder — Sun, 28 Jan 2018 14:05:53 GMT

Is anybody else having problems with Yahoo email right now? I can get to the site, but it won't load all the way. It'll have the categories to the left (Inbox, spam, etc.), but it won't actually show the emails themselves.

Test picture

lrthunder — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 19:25:32 GMT

Smutty Claus sign-ups

lrthunder — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 15:20:52 GMT

Smutty Claus has opened sign-ups. You have until the 7th, and there's a maximum of 75 spots. However, that number hasn't been approached the last few years, so the more, the merrier. :)

Drabble: "A Fantasy Fulfilled" (Viktor/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Lavender/Ron) NC-17

lrthunder — Wed, 26 Apr 2017 18:03:28 GMT

Title: A Fantasy Fulfilled
Author: LRThunder
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 489
Pairings: Viktor/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Lavender/Hermione
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to any of the characters, nor am I making any money off of this story.
Author's Notes: Written for the prompt, "Viktor Krum" at Humpdrabbles. There is a twist towards the end.

11:55. Viktor didn't say a word. He didn't have to. His hands did all the talking. Hermione moaned as he groped her breasts as he thrust roughly into her, almost mercilessly. She gripped the bed sheets with one hand, while clinging to him with the other. Her legs brought him further into her depths as her moans marked his every thrust.

11:56. Hermione was close to her orgasm now, but it seemed like Viktor was just beginning. He was now kissing her desperately, not wanting his mouth to be parted from hers. Her moans were muffled as their lips battled. Hermione shifted her other hand so she was holding him even tighter than before.

11:57. Viktor brought her closer to the edge. He finally started to moan and she recognized the words he spoke, or rather how he spoke. "R...Viktor, please!" she begged. He was only too willing to comply. He grinned wickedly as he turned her over so she was on her knees. Hermione gasped as he plunged into her once more.

11:58. Two minutes to midnight. Hermione knew he was holding back, hoping to bring her to climax with him. She marvelled at his restraint, his patience. Her wedding ring reflected the candlelight as the bed shook under their shared passion. Hermione knew she was closer than ever. She wanted him to join her in her bliss.

11:59. One more minute. Viktor groaned as he tried to wait, but it was almost too late. He continued slamming into her from behind, grabbing her bushy brown hair with one hand while he kept the other on her hip. Her moans turned into screams as she raced towards her climax.

Midnight. Hermione screamed as she came, being joined by Viktor. She felt him fill her with his seed, before collapsing next to him on the bed. As they both started cuddling, she could see the effects of the Polyjuice Potion beginning to wear off. Viktor's black hair began to lighten in color to a brilliant red, a Weasley-shade of red. Freckles appeared on his body, and Viktor's nose changed into her husband's familiar nose.

"Happy Anniversary, Ron," Hermione said as they cuddled. She knew Ron would never be close to Viktor, so it had greatly touched her when he offered to fulfill one fantasy she had never gotten to experience. Now, it was her turn to return the favor.

Before Ron could respond, she pulled away from his embrace and grabbed the bottle on her nightstand. This Polyjuice Potion was already prepared, with the hair mixed in. Her husband looked at her in surprise as she drank it. His eyes continued to widen as her breasts grew, and her hair became tamer.

If she had a mirror, she would see the face of Lavender Brown looking back at her. She grinned as she straddled her husband. Time to make his fantasy come true.

Drabble: "Sexy Incentive" Fred/Alicia, George/Angelina, Rated R

lrthunder — Thu, 20 Apr 2017 00:33:24 GMT

Title: Sexy Incentive
Author: lrthunder
Pairings: George/Angelina, Fred/Alicia
Rating: R
Summary: Fred and George narrowly escape punishment for being banned from Quidditch by Umbridge.
Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to the characters, nor am I making any money off of this story.
Author's Note: Written for the prompt "Gryffindor Quidditch Girls" at hp_humpdrabbles

When Fred and George arrived at their dormitory in Gryffindor Tower, they saw an unusual sight. Their girlfriends, Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet were sitting on their beds, their arms folded and glaring at them.

The glaring part wasn't unusual, nor was the fact the girls were in the boys' dormitory. No, it was the fact they were almost naked. Angelina wore her usual blue and white bra and knickers, while Alicia was only wearing her pink panties.

"You know what? You two don't deserve this, after getting yourselves and Harry banned by Umbridge," Angelina said angrily. However, George thought she sounded lighter in time for someone who should be angry.

Alicia stood and slowly slid her knickers down her legs. "Just imagine missing out on this," she added, running her hands down her now naked body. Fred gulped.

"The thing is…" George began to say, but was cut off by a kiss.

Angelina's angry expression turned sympathetic. "The thing is that you had better shag us before we change our minds." To emphasize that point, she dragged George to his bed, while Alicia pushed Fred onto his.

George's response was very ineloquent, especially when Angelina lowered herself onto his waiting cock. As she started riding him, he couldn't help thinking how lucky he was to have a Gryffindor Quidditch girlfriend. Judging by Fred and Alicia's lovemaking, he suspected his brother thought the same thing.

Drabble: "Gryffindor Quidditch Boys"-Harry/Ginny, NC-17

lrthunder — Thu, 13 Apr 2017 00:34:05 GMT

Title: Gryffindor Quidditch Boys
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Summary: Ginny knew she was a lucky woman, having a Gryffindor Quidditch "Boy" as a husband.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 262
Author's Note: Written for the prompt "Gryffindor Quidditch Boys" at hp_humpdrabbles

Ginny knew she was a lucky woman. Of her in-laws, only Hermione and Angelina could be as lucky as she was. After all, not even Fleur nor Audrey could say they have Gryffindor Quidditch boys for husbands.

The main reason was that even years after playing for Gryffindor, Harry, Ron and George were still in great physical shape. Now, Ginny couldn't and wouldn't vouch for her brothers' performances in bed, but if Harry was anything to go by, then Hermione and Angelina were as lucky as she was.

Harry and Ginny loved to shag. They would each Apparate home during their lunch breaks for a quickie. Sometimes they would have to settle for rearranging their clothing to permit the necessary access. But it was enough until the evenings and weekends.

Today, Harry had managed a longer than usual lunch break. This allowed Ginny to properly undress and worship her husband. She missed practically every inch of his body before she took his cock into her mouth. Because of the length of her foreplay, Harry's longer than usual break would only allow for a blowjob.

Ginny was thrilled by Harry's reaction to her oral skills. She knew he would be tormented all day by the fact he was only getting a blowjob. She would make it up to him that evening.

Yes, Ginny was a lucky woman to have a handsome and sexy former Quidditch player as a husband. But Harry was lucky to have a beautiful and brilliant Gryffindor Quidditch girl as a wife. The Potters wouldn't have it any other way.

Writing plans

lrthunder — Thu, 09 Mar 2017 16:17:04 GMT

Right now, I have a couple of fests I need to write for: Horror Fest and Hp 3Somes. For some reason, I'm struggling with the Horror Fest prompt I signed up for, but I still have some time to come up with something. I have a couple ideas of my HP 3Some assignment.

Right now, Humpfest at Humpdrabbles is going on. Hopefully more people will sign up (and more importantly, fill the requests). :)

Smutty Claus gift

lrthunder — Sat, 17 Dec 2016 01:14:10 GMT

My Smutty Claus gift has been posted and I love it.

The pairing is Harry/Daphne, with Astoria making an appearance, although she isn't a participant. :)

Mirrors & Opposites

Near empty plate

lrthunder — Tue, 22 Nov 2016 22:05:49 GMT

With my mini-fest and Smutty Claus fics submitted, I only have one thing on my plate, in terms of writing. I'm currently writing a Beauty and the Beast AU fic for Smallfandom Bang, and the premise is: what if Gaston had believed Maurice? Instead of plotting to throw him into the asylum and force Belle to marry him, what if Gaston had immediately tried to rescue her from the Beast?

Speaking of Beauty and the Beast, has anyone seen the trailer for it yet? It looks great. I can't wait for March.

Fantastic Beasts questions

lrthunder — Tue, 22 Nov 2016 14:07:48 GMT

Yesterday, I saw Fantastic Beasts for the second time, and I have a couple of questions.

First, was Percival Graves a real person that Grindelwald co-opted ala Crouch Jr. and Mad Eye Moody? If so, where is the real Graves? The way Newt removed the disguise suggests that Polyjuice Potion wasn't used, but that would raise a dark implication: Grindelwald killed the real Graves and took over his appearance. Or was Graves a made-up person and Grindelwald used a powerful Memory Charm on MACUSA?

Second, did anyone else think that Credence may be related to Tina and Queenie? All three seemed to have lost their parents (Tina and Queenie's parents having died from dragonpox), and Credence's real mother was a witch, according to Mary Lou Barebone. Then there's the unusally strong protective feelings Tina seems to have for Credence, almost like she's his big sister.

Christmas Wish List 2016

lrthunder — Sat, 12 Nov 2016 14:23:06 GMT

Got this idea from aleysiasnape

Step one

Fulfil one- none or many I'll be happy if you just send me a email christmas card

The rules

Make a post to your journal. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related: fics, picspams, fanmixes, etc, to medium: dvds, books, bracelets, etc, to really big: a new computer, a car, etc. (If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your e-mail address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you).

Step Two

Surf around your reading list to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, go for it! Either make that fandom item or fulfill whatever you can.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to give and to receive. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just... wish and try to fill and you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

My wish list:
1. Harry/Ginny wedding night fic (or art)
2. Harry/Hermione tent fic (or art)

Neither wish has to be some sort of 10K+ epic. They can be a short drabble. :)

Beta for SSHG Gift Fest and other fics needed

lrthunder — Wed, 26 Oct 2016 12:52:53 GMT

I need someone to look over my submission for the SSHG Gift Fest. It's due Nov. 2, and that means anyone who's participating should be my beta. It's around 1900 words, and is rated R for sex (nothing too explicit). I prefer to send it via Google Docs.

I also have a couple of fics for Smutty Claus and Mini Fest. For Smutty Claus, the pairing is Harry-centric, and that's all I can say for now. Like the SSHG Gift Fest, my beta should not be a participant, but it's not due until Nov. 26.

For my Mini Fest fic, it's less around 800-900 words, the pairing is Ron/Hermione and rated G. It's due Nov. 20.

Beta for three fics needed

lrthunder — Fri, 07 Oct 2016 12:49:21 GMT

I'm finished with three fics, and I'll need a beta for them. It doesn't have to be the same person.

Here are the details:

1. Pairings: Harry/Astoria, Draco/Ginny, rated NC-17, around 2900 words, and it's due October 24.

2. Pairings: Sirius/Ginny with a touch of Sirius/Ginny/Harry at the end, rated NC-17, basically a PWP, around 1100 words, and it's due October 28.

3. Pairing: Harry-centric pairing. I can't reveal Harry's partner here, since it's an exchange fest, and the partner is a "rare" enough character that it would reveal who I'm writing for. It's rated NC-17, around 3100 words, and it's due November 26.

No major objectionable material in any of the stories, and I would prefer to send the fics via Google Docs.

Any help would be appreciated.

HP Humpdrabbles

lrthunder — Tue, 04 Oct 2016 17:39:27 GMT

Has something happened to hp_humpdrabbles ?

Ever since the weekly reminder of the deadline two weeks ago, there haven't been any entries. I hope nothing bad has happened to those running the community. :(

Wizarding America, Voldemort and the two Wizarding Wars

lrthunder — Tue, 13 Sep 2016 15:00:14 GMT

Given the information about Wizarding America, I couldn't help wondering that if Voldemort and the Death Eaters ever recruited Americans to join the ranks, in either war. While there isn't any evidence that American wizards have the views of purebloods vs Muggle-borns like English or other European wizards and witches, the fact that the magical population was strictly segregated from the Muggle, excuse me, No-Maj population could have appealed to Voldemort and company.

Igor Karkaroff is an example of foreigners being recruited to become Death Eaters. However, we did see Travers' reaction in Deathly Hallows (the book) when Hermione (posing as Bellatrix) introduced a disguised Ron as someone sympathetic to Voldemort's goals.

Quick beta needed

lrthunder — Fri, 12 Aug 2016 18:29:29 GMT

I'm sorry to ask this at a short notice, but if there's anyone who can beta a fic for me and get it back to me by Sunday, I would really appreciate it.

Pairing: Severus and Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word count: around 2100

I just need someone to take a quick look over it for me. I would prefer sending it via Google Doc.

Thanks.

Recs requested

lrthunder — Tue, 09 Aug 2016 20:28:52 GMT

Lately, I've had an interest in reading some Harry/Daphne, Harry/Astoria or Harry/Daphne/Astoria fics. I've written a few fics involving Harry and Daphne (including a Het Bang and Harry Big Bang a couple of years ago).

Does anyone know of any good fics (or artwork, I'm not picky) involving the above mentioned pairings? :)

5genres challenge

lrthunder — Sun, 22 May 2016 14:47:46 GMT

I'm going to start the 5genres challenge: writing 5 fics in different genres in the Harry Potter fandom. The best part, it's low-stress with no deadlines, so I will have plenty of time to work on them.

5genres
Author: lrthunder
Fandom: Harry Potter

1. Western

2. Erotic

3. Historical fiction

4. Adventure

5. Science Fiction

Shipping Meme

lrthunder — Mon, 16 May 2016 16:54:43 GMT

Tagged by krissy_cits

Harry Potter only ships
Because it's adorable: Harry/Hermione...They're always there for each other.
Because it's hot: Harry/Ginny...the snogging scenes in the book HBP, and both movie and book (Deathly Hallows).
Because it's plausible: Snape/Hermione...she's his only intellectual match, despite his "know-it-all" assessment of her.
Because they're alike: Neville/Luna...both underestimated by those who don't know them that well.
Because they're opposites: Ron/Hermione...the Harry Potter version of Han/Leia. :)
Because I like it in canon: Harry/book!Ginny
Because of subtext: Scorpius/Rose
Because of fanwork: Harry/Daphne
Because it hurts so good: Teddy Remus Lupin/Ginny
BECAUSE I CAN!: Snape/Ginny

If they haven't been tagged yet for this meme... mab and writcraft

If you have been tagged already, ignore. :)

Random Harry Potter Ship Generator

lrthunder — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 23:06:05 GMT

I found an excellent new Harry Potter ship generator: Ship Generator

It has a great number of features:

1. You can choose between 2-5 characters.
2. You can include all of the Harry Potter characters, no matter how minor and obscure.
3. You can choose between het, slash, and femslash.
4. You can choose to reject certain relationships: incest, student/teachers, and non-humans.

It looks great if you're in the mood to write something a bit off the wall. :)

Beta needed for fest

lrthunder — Tue, 23 Feb 2016 00:16:25 GMT

This fic isn't due until May, but I would like it back as quickly as possible so I can submit soon.

Pairing: Harry/Astoria
Rating: NC-17 for one sex scene
Word Count: around 3300 words

If anyone could use Google Docs to look at it, that would be great.

Different beta request

lrthunder — Wed, 10 Feb 2016 19:12:10 GMT

I have a different beta request this time. I wrote a 12,000+ fic for a non-Harry Potter oriented Big Bang. It'sa Rocketeer fan fiction. I'm looking for someone who can either beta it from a Rocketeer fandom perspective, or someone who has experience with fics that are set in the late 30's or early 40's.

The fic isn't due until the end of March.