Confessions Of An Untamed Shrew...

JUST LET ME BE A ZOMBIEEE!

2012-01-21T02:35:34Z

(CLICK IT)

Yeah Kenzi would have been an awesome zombie!!! BOOOOOO!

Mafia Spawned Ship!

2012-01-20T07:07:58Z

(CLICK TO ENLARGE)

Erik and Kenzi... lots of sex... lots and LOTS of sex... lol

LOST GIRL FANS WITH TUMBLRS....

2011-08-11T10:02:09Z

http://lostgirlconfessions.tumblr.com/
A post secrets style tumblr where you can share your Lost Girl secrets!

CRIMELAND

2011-03-15T20:18:46Z

Crimeland is a challenge based community about the tv show Criminal Minds. In this community you will compete in one of four teams, doing challenges, collecting points together and hopefully win the Case.

Challenges include graphics, writing, games and luck challenges. There should be something for everyone! Our teams are: Garcia, JJ, Morgan and Reid

CLICK HERE TO APPLY!

MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM I SENT YOU!

PEETA?!

2011-02-25T01:32:03Z

K So I am playing Peeta in Book!Mafia!

But I need a person to use for his FACE

So! VOTE HERE!

View Poll: #1709597

PICS

2011-01-16T07:52:24Z

PICS OF THE NEW HAIR...

Meh.

I make weird faces...

spnmafia

2011-01-08T22:13:21Z

Love Supernatural? Love playing Mafia?
Then head over to spnmafia!

IT'S A FUCKING PARTY!!!

2010-12-16T02:56:30Z

IT'S A GIF PARTY FOR.....

VAMPIRE!FORNEY!!!

Spam with gifs/pics of James Frain and MINGLE AND HAVE FUN!!!

I am still making lots of V!F gifs sooo I'll be commenting as I make them!!

Party it up or I'll

GIFS

2010-11-25T07:06:02Z

Alrighty!! I am making Lost Girl gifs right now soooo...

REQUEST ANY SCENES OR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
OR PEOPLE YOU WANT HERE!!!

GO!GO!GO!!

Ohhh mah Doof!

2010-11-10T23:43:27Z

Well Today Dr. Doofenshmirtz was tired of me keeping him in his cupboard with Perry (who will never be photographed because I lost his hat!)
So he asked for a free day! Here's what he did!

First he googled himself... it's one of his favorite things!

Then he googled Perry and made fun of him for like, half an hour... I may have fallen asleep....

THEN he wanted to train the pet dilophosaurus I got him (from burger king)... when the training failed he used his pet to re-enact the scene from Jurassic Park.

Then he wanted to listen to music.... TWO HOURS OF FALL OUT BOY!!! Oh my Doof, he so silly.

Then we fought over the channel changer. I wanted to watch Investigation Discovery.... HE wanted to watch soap operas.... we agreed on Top Gear....

FIN.

NEW LAND COMMMMM!

2010-11-02T20:19:16Z

If you like getting your succubus fix and love LOST GIRL and ALSO love doing challenges you'll love this:

If you love the show Lost Girl and are up for another challenge comm. then you should check out the brand new community faeworld. The teams are 'Team Light Fae' and 'Team Dark Fae'...
If you are interest in joining,go HERE to sign up and make sure to tell them *I* sent youuu!

NEED YOUR HELP FLIST!!!

2010-10-27T20:12:23Z

SO! I am doing NaNo this year... annnnd...

I cant decide which book of mine to write! SO HERE IS WHERE YOU COME IN!!!

Below I will supply a little blurb about each book and a poll and you tell me which one you would want to read (you don't have to actually read it...)!

Lost & Found:
Josh "Speed" Speedman was stabbed and thrown down a flight of stares by the same man who had killed his mother and attempted to kill his best friend, Alexandria. After waking up from a coma, Speed finds he can see more clearly than most. He can actually see through the veil that separates the living from the dead. And one person in particular doesn't want to leave him alone. Alex's sister, Lisa, who has been dead for ten years, finally has someone to listen to her. And she isn't shutting up.

When a string of murders start up out of nowhere, Speed must team up with Detective Adam Reynolds and Lisa to piece together the clues he is receiving from the other side. One clue, the dream of a girl who isn't dead, seems to elude both Speed and Lisa, but soon everything weaves together and Speed is fighting the clock to make sure they catch the killer before he kills again.

Utopium:
In the year 2052 everyone is happy. Every has jobs that were picked for them at birth and no one has more than their neighbor. Janine Harris is as happy as any 25-year-old could be. Her job at the local newspaper is steady since nothing ever goes wrong. Her boyfriend Max is a police officer, doing little more that assisting the elderly. Nothing could bring her down… until one day Janine finds herself in the wrong place at the wrong time. A man running from the police knocks her off the sidewalk and into oncoming traffic.

When Janine wakes up a week later in the hospital, she notices something isn’t right. Her feelings of constant happiness are gone, replaced by worry and fear.

She quickly learns that the feelings of complacent euphoria are the product of a microchip implanted into every human being at birth. The microchip suppresses any feelings deemed negative by the government. Janine’s microchip was damaged when she was struck by the car a week earlier. Soon she finds herself fighting to stay alive both emotionally and physically and she discovers that free thinkers are something the government does not want.

Using her connections at the newspaper, Janine locates the man from her accident, an accountant named David Cabbot. When a raid causes the two to flee from David's family home, they run into some other free people... and learn quickly that they aren't alone.

WHICH ONE SHOULD I DO FOR NANO?!?!

View Poll: #1637184

Since there is no new Lost Girl episode tonight...

2010-10-11T04:14:37Z

I DECLARE:

KENZI GIF PARTY!!!

FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH YOUR OWN GIFS!!! LETS MAKE THIS AN AWESOME GIF/SPAM PARTYY!

Warning: Gif Heavy!

YOUR TURN!!! LOST GIRL GIF SPAM PARTYYY!

HELP END IT

2010-09-05T21:03:32Z

I had meant to post this around September 1st which is the start of Dolphin Slaughter season in Taiji. It last 6 months and... well....

(hee! I love seeing dolphins surf! )

In Japan, fishermen round up and slaughter hundreds and even thousands of dolphins and other small whales each year.
In the small fishing village of Taiji, entire schools of dolphins are driven into a hidden cove after a prolonged chase. Once trapped inside the cove, the fishermen kill the dolphins, slashing their throats with knives or stabbing them with spears. The water turns red with their blood, and the air fills with their screams.

This brutal massacre — the largest scale dolphin kill in the world — goes on for six months of every year. Even more scandalous, members of the international dolphin display industry take advantage of the dolphin slaughter to obtain some few, show-quality dolphins for use in captive dolphin shows and dolphin swim programs.

It is commonly assumed that Japanese fishermen hunt dolphins to supply a small minority of Japanese people with dolphin meat. But unlike the expensive whale meat, dolphin meat is not considered a delicacy in Japan, and the real reason the Japanese government issues permits to kill dolphins by the thousands every year has nothing to do with food culture. It has to do with pest control. As shocking as it sounds, some Japanese government officials view dolphins as pests to be eradicated in huge numbers. During a meeting at Taiji City Hall, the fishermen of Taiji admitted this to us. "We don’t kill the dolphins primarily for their meat. We kill them as a form of pest control," they told us. In other words, killing the competition is their way of preserving the ocean’s fish for themselves.

Quick Facts

• About 23,000 dolphins, porpoises and other small whales are killed in Japan every year, making it the largest scale slaughter of cetaceans in the world.

• About 2,500 dolphins and other small whales are killed in the so-called dolphin drive hunt that takes place six months out of the year.The rest are killed with handheld harpoons out at sea.

• In the small fishing village of Taiji, Wakayama prefecture, the dolphin drive hunt is carried out by about 26 fishermen from September 1st though March.

• Operating with 13 motorized boats, the fishermen go out to sea at early sunrise and look for migrating dolphins. Banging on metal pipes submerged into the water, they terrorize the dolphins with a "wall of sound," causing the dolphins to panic.

• Terrorizing the dolphins with underwater sound, the fishermen herd the dolphins into a secret killing cove close to Taiji Town.

• Often times, dolphins die during the chase that can last eight hours or more.

• The Taiji fishermen claim that dolphins eat too much fish and therefore must be exterminated.

• Operating with a permit from their government, the Taiji fishermen have referred to the dolphin hunt as "pest control."

• The majority of people in Japan have no knowledge about the annual dolphin blood bath.

• The fishermen kill the dolphins with spears, fishermen's hooks and knives. Trashing about in their own blood, the dolphins emit high-pitched screams during the massacre.

• The slaughtered dolphins are processed into meat and distributed to supermarkets throughout Japan for human consumption.

• Dolphin meat from drive hunts in Taiji proved to be highly contaminated with toxic chemicals such as mercury, methyl mercury and PCBs.

• Repeated chemical analyses have shown that the level of mercury in dolphin meat is much higher than the maximum allowable level set by the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare of Japan.

• Some of the dolphin meat is given to children as part of their school lunch program.

• The Japanese government and the supermarkets issue no warning that dolphin meat is mercury-..................contaminated.

• The fishermen of Taiji have told us that the Japanese people have no right to know about the dolphin hunt or the high levels of mercury found in the meat.

• Concealing this information from the public is a violation of Article 21 of the Japanese Constitution.

• Some members of the international aquarium and zoo industry are strongly connected to the Japanese dolphin slaughter, in that they pay top dollar for dolphins deemed suitable for commercial exploitation in dolphin shows and captive dolphin swim programs.

• Dolphinariums throughout the world, including Japan, repeatedly make the claim that captivity of dolphins promotes dolphin conservation and protection.

• Several of the hundreds of captive dolphins in Japan's 50 dolphinariums were obtained through the dolphin drive hunts; yet the dolphinariums do nothing to educate the public to the hunt.

• The World Association for Zoos and Aquariums (WAZA) is the world's largest network of zoos and aquariums around the world.

• Dolphinariums that have conducted business with the dolphin killers of Japan have been welcomed into WAZA's network, although the trade in these dolphins clearly violates WAZA's Code of Ethics.

• The dolphins that are purchased by members of the dolphin captivity industry represent a much higher commercial value to the Japanese dolphin hunters than the ones that are slaughtered for meat.

• Live dolphins captured in a Taiji dolphin drive hunt recently sold for $154,000 per dolphin.

• The Japanese dolphin hunt will continue for as long as members of the international dolphinarium industry continue to reward the hunters for show quality dolphins, thereby making the hunt tremendously profitable.

• The most sought after dolphin species for public display are bottlenose dolphins, orcas, white sided dolphins, Risso's dolphins, pilot whales and Pseudo orcas, all of which have been targeted in the Japanese dolphin drive hunt.

Taken from here

Pimping, I's done it!

2010-09-02T21:03:34Z

scifiland scifiland scifiland

APPLY // FAQs

In Which Janey rants... again.

2010-08-27T23:12:22Z

Now any of my friends who knows me, knows I am a shark fanatic! The Mako is my favorite and I have a strong desire to swim with reef sharks before I die. You may not know this about me but I am a very vocal person against shark finning and any needless murder of creatures for nothing more then monetary gain.

Well I have been watching the Whale Wars marathon on Animal Planet and on many occasions I have broken down and bawled. It makes me sick to see the murder of these whales for NO FUCKING REASON! I have never heard a group of people lie so openly and say that it's in the name of RESEARCH.... fuck your research! You are killing baby whales to track migration?!?!
IT'S A BABY IT HASN'T HAD TIME TO MIGRATE YOU EVIL MOTHER FUCKER!

Seriously watching the red water jetting out of theses holes in this factory ship looks like something out of an Eli Roth movie... like HOSTEL on water!!! and the Japanese government blames the conservation ships for hindering research... why is killing 50 ENDANGERED Humpback whales part of your research? I have never seen any research that includes KILLING AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!

And the fact that they run over smaller ships with crew on board THEN SPRAY THE CREW WITH WATER CANNONS as they are trying to climb out for safety is a new kind of evil. Not only are you trying to harm people but you are trying to murder them.

Seriously?

Someone needs to stand up for the animals that are being butchered by fucking DICKS in the name of "research" which is nothing more than CODE for money by packaging and selling these poor creatures.

THIS IS THEIR RESEARCH

EDIT #1: I AM MAKING THIS PUBLIC! PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS! AND TAKE A STAND, DON'T BUY OR USE PRODUCTS WITH WHALE OILS OR FATS!!!

EDIT #2: SIGN THIS PETITION TO STOP OBAMA FROM BACKING THE ICW IN LIFTING THE WHALING BAN!!! SIGN IT HERE!!

LAND CHALLENGESSS!

2010-08-08T23:08:39Z

My something borrowed thingy for scifiland !!

1. YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER

(Hatter from Alice!)

2. BFF-NESS

(Mike and Ham! They are BFF's even if they don't admit it!)

3. A SHIP

(Elizabeth/Kyle! MY V OTP)
with the border

4. SOMEONE YOU HATED BUT NOW YOU LOVE

(Sylar from Heroes)

5. YOUR CHOICE
(I chose a minimix about Jared from The Pretender)

How I wish I could surrender my soul;
Shed the clothes that become my skin;
See the liar that burns within my needing.
How I wish I'd chosen darkness from cold.
How I wish I had screamed out loud,
Instead I've found no meaning.

I guess it's time I run far, far away; find comfort in pain,
All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.
Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray.
I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble.
It's more than just words: it's just tears and rain.

How I wish I could walk through the doors of my mind;
Hold memory close at hand,
Help me understand the years.
How I wish I could choose between Heaven and Hell.
How I wish I would save my soul.
I'm so cold from fear.

I guess it's time I run far, far away; find comfort in pain,
All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.
Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray.
I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble.
Far, far away; find comfort in pain.
All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.
It's more than just words: it's just tears and rain.

Tears and Rain.

Tears and Rain.

Far, far away; find comfort in pain,
All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.
It's more than just words: it's just tears and rain.

6. A MINOR CHARACTER

(WILLIE!! The most darling Visitor everrrr!)

7. SOCIAL NETWORKING (Drabble)
# Willie_v2

I have a twitter now. It seems like a fur thing.

# Lizzie_Beth

@Willie_v2 it's "fun" Willie.

# Willie_v2

@Lizzie_Beth Yes "FUN" It seems like FUN.

# Elias_da_man

@Willie_v2 Stop playin' around on the computer man! We got a meetin' in 20 minutes and you still got tables to bus!

# Willie_v2

@Elias_da_man SORRY! I WILL HURDLE!

# Lizzie_Beth

@Willie_v2 It's "Hurry" Willie and @Elias_da_man, take it easy on him! He's trying!

# Ham_T

@Elias_da_man Is it typical of you to announce our meetings on the internet?

# Elias_da_man

@Ham_T is it typical for you to have a twitter? o.O

8. COLOURS

(T:SCC... colorful enough?)

9. SOMETHING OLD

(Lost in Spaceeeeee it's super old!)

TA-DAAAA!

NEW LAND COMM!!! HEEE!

2010-08-07T20:55:05Z

zombiexland is an interactive challenge community.
The 3 teams are: Immune, Infected, and Survivors
FAQ
Apply for a team!
Tell them I SENT YOU!

TEAM TREK!!!

2010-07-17T08:25:04Z

I love this teammmmmm!

JOIN IT!!!

2010-07-09T06:45:18Z

themiddleearth

In themiddleearth you will be on one of four teams: Team Shire, Team Mordor, or Team Gondor, or Team Lorien! You and your team-mates compete in challenges for points to win win WIN! Challenges range from graphics like icons and wallpapers to fiction drabbles and chance games where you pick something and hope you win (which is really just as fun as all the other challenges!)

Click here to apply for a team! (tell them loversopolite sent ya!!)

JJverse vid!

2010-06-27T09:22:16Z

Here is my crappy video for the vid challenge at jjverse !

*lets play a game called spot the TASH!!!!*

MOAR LANDS!

2010-06-08T02:12:24Z

The community is created using the model of whedonland and legendland. It's an interactive community, with a sense of competition. There are four teams: Team Warriors, Team Wizards, Team Creatures of the Night and Team Creatures of the Light. You will be placed in one of them and you and your teammates will have to gather points if you want to win in the war for the WORLD.

CLICK HERE TO APPLY!!! (ASK FOR TEAM CREATURES OF THE NIIIIIGHT!)
Tell them loversopolite (Janey) sent you!

Dreaming of You

2010-05-26T10:21:36Z

Okay this fic was written for the fic prompt challenge at legendland...
WARNING! IT IS M-NC17... and... its... JUST DON'T READ IT! lol I needed a place to put it so little underage LL'ers didn't stumble across it!

“Richard,” Kahlan said slowly, a hint of playfulness in her eyes. “This is the first time we have been alone in months.”

The statement sounded suggestive, but Richard knew better than to assume anything with Kahlan. She was quick to withdraw from any physical contact, due to her fear of her powers. Maybe she was reminding him of this situation, or warning him not to try anything.

“Don’t worry, I’m sure Zedd and Cara will be back soon enough. And I have a feeling we’re closer than ever to finding the Stone of Tears.” He continued brushing the small pebbles out of the way for his makeshift bed. They were luck they had found such a comfortable cave.

As he unrolled his blanket and smoothed it out on the ground, Kahlan laid her hand on top of his, stopping him. “I’m not worried.” There was something behind that sentence that caused Richard to look at her.

The look in her eyes was telling him she wanted him, but he wasn’t going to be presumptuous, not when it came to Kahlan. He lifted a hand to her cheek, and she leaned into his touch, closing her eyes. Richard leaned forward and brushed his lips across hers, silently questioning her.

Kahlan leaned toward him and pressed her lips to his. The tension in any kiss they shared was intense but the burning in this one surpassed them all. The past year was catching up with them both. They loved each other, and they both deserved this, didn’t they?

She wondered how far they could take this kiss before it became dangerous. As if reading her mind, Richard leaned forward deepening the kiss and laying her down on the blanket she had already set out. Kahlan let him guide her, letter her hands wander up his shirt tracing her fingers along the contours of his stomach.

Richard felt her fingertips graze his stomach and his breath caught, each touch was a little trail of fire. As she pulled his shirt over his head, Richard was starting to wonder in the back of his mind, if he could maintain much more control. He wondered what sort of game Kahlan was playing at when she started to undo his belt.

“Kahlan,” he said pulling away slightly to look at her. There was nothing but love in her eyes. “Are you… are you sure?” it was a silly and juvenile question, but he needed to know where this was going. She smiled and kissed him softly.

“Yes.” The word held so much emotion that Richard felt his resolve vanish in that instant.
He made quick work of their clothes and soon they were nothing more than naked limbs entwined. This was something Richard had waited for for so long and he was going to take it slow. He took his time touching every curve of her body, committing every inch to memory. He lightly traced kisses along her cheek, down her neck, and caught a few giggles when his stubble tickled her stomach.

Kahlan tried to control her breathing as he explored her body with both his hands and his mouth. Her body felt like it was humming, each touch building her up stronger just underneath her skin. In the moments she should have been most concerned with losing Richard to her magic, she was concerned with losing herself to him.

As his lips touched her inner thigh, something in her snapped. She couldn’t play these games any longer. Kahlan reached for Richard and guided him back up to her. He could tell by the look in her eyes what she was asking for.

“Are you sure?” He asked again.

Instead of reassuring him yet again, Kahlan reached down and wrapped her fingers around him. Richard’s breath caught momentarily. Neither had expected her to be so bold, but it was the confirmation he needed.

He let Kahlan guide him in and stopped for a moment letting her catch her breath. Slowly he felt her body relax and moved slowly, not wanting to push her further than she could go. Soon, Kahlan was moving in rhythm with Richard.

She was trying to focus on remembering every detail of these moments but soon found it hard to concentrate. She gripped his back tightly and buried her head in he shoulder as he picked up speed. She wanted to stay quiet, and in control, but as they moved together her pants turned into light moans, and Richard responded by deepening his movements.

She felt like she was falling over the edge into some abyss, and she could tell Richard wasn’t far behind her. His movement became almost frantic when she called out, reaching an ecstasy that she had never experienced before this moment. She felt Richard tense up for a moment then relax. He kissed the nape of her neck softly, and she ran her fingers through his hair. He had relaxed himself on top of her, and instead of feeling heavy, it was comfortable… like they were home.

“Kahlan?” She looked at Richard but frowned when she realized he hadn’t spoken.

“Kahlan!”

She woke with a start. Cara was looking down at her, slightly irritated. She turned her head to see Richard and Zedd talking while they loaded their packs. It took her a moment to realize where she was. Cara cleared her throat to get her attention once more.

“You overslept.” With that the Mord’Sith turned away. As Kahlan stood up Richard looked at her.

“Are you okay, Kahlan?” There was concern in his eyes.

“Yeah, just a dream. I’m fine.”

cries OHHHH SEEKER!!!

2010-04-27T00:22:20Z

10. Cara in a Dress

Princess will always be the crackiest episode that we all turn back to for our lulz

09. Denna/Cara

Never shipped fem!slash before these two mord’sith came into my life… ladies… you complete my smutty mind.

08. A Greater Appreciation of New Zealand

A love of the beauty of New Zealand that was lost in the years since Lord of the Rings… and now may be lost once more…

07. Epic Fight Scenes

The awesome slow-mo to the leaping seeker… this show had epic battle scenes that will live on in mother confessing legend.

06. TV With Some Semblance of Plot

Who cares about people trapped on an island where nothing gets answered. Who cares about wives sleeping around and being stupid. WHO CARES ABOUT DANCING STARS?! There was a PURPOSE to this show you stupid TWATS who took it from meee!

05. A Hero to Cheer For

Not since Captain Mal Reynolds have I cheered for a series protagonist instead of just watching the show when I caught it on the telly.

04. Kahlan's Hair

Oh yes, the epicness of Kahlan’s hair… no hair has come before it that was a character all it’s own.. and none will come after…

03. Richard's Abs

They speak for themselves.

02. Richard/Kahlan Smishiness!

The chemistry between Richard and Kahlan is stuff of LEGEND… when they look at eachother or kiss, or hug… my heart melts… I will never forget their first kiss in Denna…

01. Legendland

This land community has brought me together with some of the greatest people from all over the world. I have made some amazing friends and have memories that will stay with me long after LotS is gone. I love all my LL friends and (sometimes) enemies…. I love you all and I will never forget the show that brought us all together. *cries*

themiddleearth... JOIN IT!

2010-04-08T19:05:40Z

LORD OF THE RINGS FANNNNS!

In themiddleearth you will be on one of four teams: Team Shire, Team Mordor, or Team Gondor, or Team Lorien! You and your team-mates compete in challenges for points to win win WIN! Challenges range from graphics like icons and wallpapers to fiction drabbles and chance games where you pick something and hope you win (which is really just as fun as all the other challenges!)

Click here to apply for a team! (tell them loversopolite sent ya!!)