His name is John or Jim. At least it was at one point...
The cupcake Nazi is at it again!
Why do I even try with this idiot?
I mean I think he thinks he’s clever as fleck.
He does not have a lot to offer this world.
I guess that’s why he hangs around with all the low-life’s who worship Starwars and have no life or women anywhere.
Jason came over to my station tonight to show a product someone had ordered. It said, “Raspberry Pie.” Or was it Raspberry and then 3.14? I can’t recall. Anyway, it was kind of funny and we were laughing about it.
Later, I got an order with that same, “pie” in it. So I showed the “pie” to Sherrie and Terry. They laughed, we laughed. It was an employee order, so that meant I had to take the order down to the beltway and AB move it to another station for the employee to pick up. On the way there, I stop by “oh aren’t I just so clever asshole desks.” I asked him if he wanted some pie and flashed the product at him. His response was get this. An eye roll and then, “that was as bad as something baby Fozzzie Bear would do on the Muppet babies.” I give him the look and he digs even further. What’s worse he doesn’t realize what a complete and total ass he’s being for no reason. This makes him an even bigger ASS!
“You know whenever he told a joke that flopped they would show an audience moaning.”
I responded with, "You are just so cranky and in a bad mood. You should eat more pie!”
He then responds that he has cake. Whatever that means.
Come to think of it, that pie should be made of shit and he should eat that.
Like in the movie, “the Help.”
Still don’t understand why he said what he did.
Like, oh you’re not clever and now I need to show you how un-funny and un-clever you are but first I must impress you with a pop culture reference.
Gwad what an ARSE HE IS!
He always wears a hat.
Arsehatsandwich is his new name.
I thought we were getting past our stupidity, I guess he never will.
Sad to say he’ll still get laid.
Wish women wouldn’t do that, it would teach him to not be such an arse
Why do I even try with this idiot?
I mean I think he thinks he’s clever as fleck.
He does not have a lot to offer this world.
I guess that’s why he hangs around with all the low-life’s who worship Starwars and have no life or women anywhere.
Jason came over to my station tonight to show a product someone had ordered. It said, “Raspberry Pie.” Or was it Raspberry and then 3.14? I can’t recall. Anyway, it was kind of funny and we were laughing about it.
Later, I got an order with that same, “pie” in it. So I showed the “pie” to Sherrie and Terry. They laughed, we laughed. It was an employee order, so that meant I had to take the order down to the beltway and AB move it to another station for the employee to pick up. On the way there, I stop by “oh aren’t I just so clever asshole desks.” I asked him if he wanted some pie and flashed the product at him. His response was get this. An eye roll and then, “that was as bad as something baby Fozzzie Bear would do on the Muppet babies.” I give him the look and he digs even further. What’s worse he doesn’t realize what a complete and total ass he’s being for no reason. This makes him an even bigger ASS!
“You know whenever he told a joke that flopped they would show an audience moaning.”
I responded with, "You are just so cranky and in a bad mood. You should eat more pie!”
He then responds that he has cake. Whatever that means.
Come to think of it, that pie should be made of shit and he should eat that.
Like in the movie, “the Help.”
Still don’t understand why he said what he did.
Like, oh you’re not clever and now I need to show you how un-funny and un-clever you are but first I must impress you with a pop culture reference.
Gwad what an ARSE HE IS!
He always wears a hat.
Arsehatsandwich is his new name.
I thought we were getting past our stupidity, I guess he never will.
Sad to say he’ll still get laid.
Wish women wouldn’t do that, it would teach him to not be such an arse