Out of my way...

LMAO!!!

2006-02-03T11:49:55Z

http://www.opinionjournal.com/la/?id=110007902

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' PICTURE OF COOKIE MONSTER!!! OH MY GOD!

lonekillerwolf @ 2006-01-27T13:32:00

2006-01-27T10:33:57Z

Nothing worse than someone becoming emotionally attatched you and you not sharing those feelings.

ITS GONE!!!

2006-01-25T13:15:33Z

Yup I did!

What shall I do next?

Oh I know I'll fuck YOUR sister!

SNIP SNIP SNIP!

2006-01-24T16:36:00Z

12:30 PM I SAY GOODBYE TO THE HAIR!!! IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!!

I cannot wait for the comments I will receive..."Why'd you cut it?", "You're not 7r00", and of course "Poseur." Fuck being "7r00" AND for your information YOU are a "poseur" for trying so hard to maintain an image!

And to be even more of an asshole the following bands r0x0r:

Slipknot
Mudvayne
Linki...:::gets shot with a grenade launcher:::

:::DEAD:::

You know that old saying...

2006-01-23T11:46:29Z

"Careful what you wish for, you just might get it."

I suggest you heed its warning.

Barrel of a Gun--
harsh and gritty, you're feeling the pains of life
and just wish people would leave you be.

Which Depeche Mode song are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

I will take what is rightfully mine!

2006-01-22T16:07:19Z

Gaba-šu-gar ga-gu-la-sa! Ga-mu-lugal Pazuzu sa-namu!

lonekillerwolf @ 2006-01-18T14:33:00

2006-01-18T11:35:20Z

I AM A BLAZING CHARIOT OF FIRE!

LET THE PURGING BEGIN!!!

2006-01-18T11:11:45Z

Finally the universe is straightening shit out!

All the annoyances are being removed. It seems like the scales are finally turning in the other direction!

>=)

2006-01-18T10:08:29Z

Consequence...now the panic comes
You've dabbled in magik your fingers are burned
Lost as you run towards the light
And deep in your heart you have nothing but fear

Your future is hanging by a strand
Your master makes his just demands
Game of life's price coming due
A swell of fear erupts in you

Your time is now!
Never a prayer, just silence rings
Charity works won't change a thing
Your balance of life is on our side
There's never a place to hide

What's so real is plain in sight
Cost to play: eternal life
For when we play - we play for keeps
Satan's marks forever we speak

Your time is now!
With screams you defy still silence rings
Prayers to some god won't change a thing
Gleam in your eyes reduced to tears
And deep in your heart you've nothing but fear

Why object to "rewards" you know you've earned them
Why reject all your fantasy
You can't betray what your works have bargained for you
No use to fear what you have in store

BRAND NEW KAIJUU MOVIE!!!!

2006-01-17T09:39:01Z

Eddiegon gets in Cornthra's face...

Then Eddiegon attacks!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONEONEONE

Eddiegon sinks his giant doggy fangs into Cornthra's yellow juicy flesh!

Cornthra gives struggle!

Eddiegon gives a killing bite!

Eddiegon laps up the remains of Cornthra from the floor thus making him the victor of this fight!

Human Death Toll: 666,666,666,666
Destruction cost: $666,666,666,666,666,666,666,666

One more thing

2006-01-15T11:19:42Z

After talking with Craig Fucking Kramer!!!!111ONE lately the power of self-preservation has increased!

Being shown the wisdom of Henry Rollins, Nietzsche and other philosophers has made me a stronger being!

No man shall tell me what to do.

No woman shall make me drop to my knees.

No beast shall strike fear into me no matter how ferocious.

No deity shall tell me how to live my life, as I already know how it must be lived!

SHEMHAMFORASH!

Getting high off of life...

2006-01-15T11:06:51Z

Is the greatest feeling in the world!

Funny I went to Duff's lastnight after practice for that Metal party thing. I had 2 drinks, didn't get drunk, yet still had an awesome fuckin' time AND I BEHAVED MYSELF!

I have a very odd feeling...

2006-01-14T12:33:00Z

Call it intuition...I have a feeling there shall be conciliation between certain people, almost as if theres a healing wind out there admist all the chaos and destruction.

In other news I took Eddie to the vet today. I have bad news...it appears...that he's...a big Chihuahua. HAHAMOTHERFUCKINGHA YOU FUCKS!!! THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES WAS PRICELESS! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BAD!

Well he's a chihuahua mixed with a terrier of some kind!

By the way, it feels great being a frontman! So great in fact that the song I'm listening to is inspiration!

Iced Earth - Shooting Star
[Bad Company Cover]

Johnny was a schoolboy
When he heard his first Beatles song
Love Me Do, I think it was
And from then it didn't take him long
Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit
And everything's alright
Don't you know?

Johnny told his Mama,
"Hey, Mama, I'm goin' away
Gonna hit the big time
Gonna be a big star someday"
Mama came to the door
With a teardrop in her eye
Johnny said, "Don't cry, Mama
Smile and wave goodbye"
Don't you know?

Yeah......

[Chorus]
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
As long as you are

Johnny made a record
Went straight up to number one
Suddenly everyone loved
To hear him sing his song
Watchin' the world go by
Surprisin' it goes so fast
Johnny looked around him and said,
"Well, I made the big-time at last"
Don't you know?
Don't you know?

[Chorus]
A shooting star

Don't you know that You are a shooting star
Don't you know?
Don't you know that You are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
as long as you are

Johnny died one night, died in his bed
Bottle of whisky, sleeping tablets by his head
Johnny's life passed him by like a warm summer day
If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play

(Chorus)
Don't you know that You are a shooting star
Don't you know?
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you don't you dont you don't you dont you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Thats how I want my music career to go minus the suicide.

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

2006-01-13T18:28:20Z

http://www.youtube.com/w/purpose-of-persocoms?v=S0Vfa2kjr4E&search=Avenue%20Q

ME UP ALL NIGHT HUGGING ME HORN TO PORN! PORN! PORN!

The Triumph of R'lyeh

2006-01-13T13:00:37Z

3.1 term GPA. =) Thank you Cthulhu, devour my soul post haste!

YO!

2006-01-12T08:16:50Z

WTF is it with all these stories of children getting abused lately? Are people that fucking lazy and fucked up that they can do this shit to their kids!? I know so many people who would gladly take a child because they can't have one of their own!

These people should get fucking executed. Remember my post back in 2004 about what laws I would have in effect if I were in charge? Well thats one of them. You abuse a kid and especially if the kid dies, YOU DIE!

If I ever have an accident and get a woman pregnant that doesn't want an abortion I would NEVER treat my child like that! With how I spoil Eddie I'd probably end up spoiling the kid 10X worse!

WTF?

2006-01-11T15:24:42Z

Will someone please explain to me why my other 2 grades aren't in yet? It does not take this long to grade finals and papers to give a grade!

I'm about to flip shit! I've only got one grade so far and its a B+ in Contemporary World History!

lonekillerwolf @ 2006-01-10T11:42:00

2006-01-10T09:02:07Z

JadedShock: Edge was "sleeping" with Lita on a bed in the middle of the ring yesterday on raw. it was bad Hold me XeroFnTolerance: OMG!!!
XeroFnTolerance: THAT IS FUCKED UP! LOL
JadedShock: I think i wanted to puke right then and there
JadedShock: You'd think seeeing a blonde, muscular guy in tight briefs would get me all happy but no
JadedShock: its Edge
JadedShock: it pushes you nearer to lesbianism than anything
JadedShock: but then, you look at Lita and realize that women are no better
XeroFnTolerance: LOL! WOW!
XeroFnTolerance: I'm posting that
JadedShock: then you just resolve to stop having sex all together lmao
JadedShock: lol its so fucking true
XeroFnTolerance: Write a Wesley Willis style song "Edge Made Me Go Lez!"
JadedShock: LOL
XeroFnTolerance: I was watching RAW
XeroFnTolerance: Raw is a good show
They show it on USA
XeroFnTolerance: One night Edge was sleeping
XeroFnTolerance: With Lita in the ring
XeroFnTolerance: It made me want to throw up
JadedShock: Edge was a rassler
He really was a rassler
had long hair looked like a mop
JadedShock: i think he has aids
JadedShock: edge has aids! edge has aids!
JadedShock: lmao
XeroFnTolerance: LOL!!!
JadedShock: god we could go on forever
XeroFnTolerance: Its too easy!
JadedShock: hahah
JadedShock: you have to throw somethign in about batman
JadedShock: so
JadedShock: Edge had a tag partner his name was christian
JadedShock: edge thought he was batman so he whooped christians ass
JadedShock: but christian don't hate aids
JadedShock: edge has aids edge has aids!
JadedShock: don't have*
JadedShock: and phil has one too
JadedShock: MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: Cena is a rapper
MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: He keeps it real
MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: I think he is an asshole
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: He pinned Kurt Angle, and it made me want to turn on my radio
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: I went to put on Def Leppard Hysteria
JadedShock: JadedShock [11:48 A.M.]: LOL
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: The CD was scratched, so I punched Edge in the face
MrBlack61 [11:49 A.M.]: Edge sucks dick, Edge sucks dick
XeroFnTolerance: LOL!!! WOW!!!!
JadedShock: hahahha this is a tremendous comedy day
XeroFnTolerance: EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
JadedShock: hahahahahah
JadedShock: hahahahahah
JadedShock: she doesn't like cock anymore edge made her go lez!
XeroFnTolerance: Rock Over London
Rock Over Chicago
All State Insurance...you're in good hands!
JadedShock: LOL! yes!

Wesley Willis...it sucks you died so young!

2006-01-09T22:22:04Z

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

(chorus)
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you

(chorus)

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat

(chorus)

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties the breakfast of champions

For Alan

2006-01-09T07:39:59Z

Edge: Hi kids my name is Edge. Do you want to be WWF champion one day? Well I can tell you all about how to do it! First form a Tag Team with someone and befriend someone from another tag team, I'm talking best friend level! Then you need to break up with your tag team partner if you have one, then you need to play the baby face for a while, while attaining minimal success. When your best friend gets injured go and nail his girlfriend a bunch of times. Hell video tape it for extra effect! Make sure some internet geeks are around to report it because they have nothing better to do than sit in their parents basement and masturbate. Then when the crowd hates you for a while for some odd reason, mostly because they're dumb, they'll start cheering you. Vince will notice this and make you win the WWF title from a boring champion whos a bad clone of previous champions!

PREPARE TO FACE THE KAIJU!!!

The cd is in!

2006-01-06T15:28:51Z

My Very Scary Solstice cd came in yesterday! This thing is hilarious! The HPLHS (H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society) are nut jobs for releasing this album! They got and entire chorus for these songs and some pretty good musicians to actually play the music. It was bad when I saw Rudolph the 5 Legged Reindeer, How the Grinch Stole Kwanza, and A Charlie Brown Kwanza, but my childhood is now officially dead with this album lol.

lonekillerwolf @ 2006-01-06T15:43:00

2006-01-06T12:44:05Z

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Download twice as much music as last year.

Get your resolution here

7r00! I SHALL GET MORE THAN EVER!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111ONE

200666, my year, my rules, too bad.

2006-01-04T20:46:53Z

So its the new year, all my school shit is done for the semester, next semester shall be annihilated with ease, so on and so forth. My true obstacle this year is reasonable employment. I have tried several jobs in the last few months. I believe my problem is...I'm born to be the boss. I'm serious ladies and gentlemen. I'm constantly on the cell phone like a business man, yet I'm not a business major (maybe I should be). I make financial and business decisions that usually pan out in the end. I'm always planning ahead just in case of anything. I've learned how to crunch numbers. I'm always telling people what to do, I don't want kids, I truthfully (though I get lonely at times) don't want to get married...WHY AM I NOT A BUSINESS MAN!? HOLY SHIT!!! I WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS IN THE CORPORATE WORLD!!! Maybe I should rethink things yes?

P.S. I know this is planning ahead but anyone want to have a 6/6/6 party when the time comes in June?

CONQUERED!!!

2006-01-03T10:12:21Z

I HAVE DESTROYED MY LAND OF THE DRAGON THRONE FINAL! I AM A BLAZING CHARIOT OF FIRE RIGHT NOW! NOTHING SHALL STOP ME!!!

NOW TO CONQUER THAT SILLY CUBAN REVOLUTION PAPER! THIS OFFERS NO CHALLENGE!!! 2006...6...6, THE YEAR OF THE LORD...FUCKFACE!!! \m/ SHEMHAMFORASH!!! \m/

JUUUUUUUST SAAAAY NOOOO TO LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

2006-01-02T21:58:56Z

Jealous black and envy green
No one died and left you queen
Rotted flesh and broken bones
Place your ass upon the throne

Just say no to love
Just say no to love

Multihued transparency
Of the girl you'd like to be
A special frozen place in hell
Preserved for those who love themselves

Left is right and right is wrong
None for all and all for none
I've had enough, say no to love
No to love

Jon Lord said that you were killed
Not possibly be more thrilled
A party thrown, I'm so excited
Since you're dead, you're not invited
On your grave I made a wish
You beneath me is such bliss
A fitting end for a phony
You dumped me for Tony Iommi

Left is right and right is wrong
None for all and all for none
I've had enough, say no to love
No to love

Left is right and right is wrong
None for all and all for none
I've had enough, say no to love
No to love

Left is right and right is wrong
None for all and all for none
I've had enough, say no to love
No to love

Left is right and right is wrong
None for all and all for none
I've had enough, say no to love
No to love

Just say no to love
Just say no to love