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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
2:49 pm
LMAO!!!
http://www.opinionjournal.com/la/?id=110007902

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' PICTURE OF COOKIE MONSTER!!! OH MY GOD!

Current Mood: amused
Friday, January 27th, 2006
1:32 pm
Nothing worse than someone becoming emotionally attatched you and you not sharing those feelings.

Current Mood: angry
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
4:02 pm
ITS GONE!!!
Did he really do it?Collapse )

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
7:29 pm
SNIP SNIP SNIP!
12:30 PM I SAY GOODBYE TO THE HAIR!!! IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!!

I cannot wait for the comments I will receive..."Why'd you cut it?", "You're not 7r00", and of course "Poseur." Fuck being "7r00" AND for your information YOU are a "poseur" for trying so hard to maintain an image!

And to be even more of an asshole the following bands r0x0r:

Slipknot
Mudvayne
Linki...:::gets shot with a grenade launcher:::

:::DEAD:::

Current Mood: devious
Monday, January 23rd, 2006
2:45 pm
You know that old saying...
"Careful what you wish for, you just might get it."

I suggest you heed its warning.

Whatever I've done...been starin' down the...Collapse )

Current Mood: cynical
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
6:35 pm
I will take what is rightfully mine!

Gaba-šu-gar ga-gu-la-sa! Ga-mu-lugal Pazuzu sa-namu!


Current Mood: vengeful
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
2:33 pm
I AM A BLAZING CHARIOT OF FIRE!

Current Mood: rejuvenated
2:06 pm
LET THE PURGING BEGIN!!!
Finally the universe is straightening shit out!

All the annoyances are being removed. It seems like the scales are finally turning in the other direction!

Current Mood: excited
12:52 pm
>=)
Consequence...now the panic comes
You've dabbled in magik your fingers are burned
Lost as you run towards the light
And deep in your heart you have nothing but fear

Your future is hanging by a strand
Your master makes his just demands
Game of life's price coming due
A swell of fear erupts in you

Your time is now!
Never a prayer, just silence rings
Charity works won't change a thing
Your balance of life is on our side
There's never a place to hide

What's so real is plain in sight
Cost to play: eternal life
For when we play - we play for keeps
Satan's marks forever we speak

Your time is now!
With screams you defy still silence rings
Prayers to some god won't change a thing
Gleam in your eyes reduced to tears
And deep in your heart you've nothing but fear

Why object to "rewards" you know you've earned them
Why reject all your fantasy
You can't betray what your works have bargained for you
No use to fear what you have in store

Current Mood: predatory
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
12:31 pm
Sunday, January 15th, 2006
2:15 pm
One more thing
After talking with Craig Fucking Kramer!!!!111ONE lately the power of self-preservation has increased!

Being shown the wisdom of Henry Rollins, Nietzsche and other philosophers has made me a stronger being!

No man shall tell me what to do.

No woman shall make me drop to my knees.

No beast shall strike fear into me no matter how ferocious.

No deity shall tell me how to live my life, as I already know how it must be lived!

SHEMHAMFORASH!

Current Mood: content
2:05 pm
Getting high off of life...
Is the greatest feeling in the world!

Funny I went to Duff's lastnight after practice for that Metal party thing. I had 2 drinks, didn't get drunk, yet still had an awesome fuckin' time AND I BEHAVED MYSELF!

Current Mood: content
Saturday, January 14th, 2006
3:24 pm
I have a very odd feeling...
Call it intuition...I have a feeling there shall be conciliation between certain people, almost as if theres a healing wind out there admist all the chaos and destruction.

In other news I took Eddie to the vet today. I have bad news...it appears...that he's...a big Chihuahua. HAHAMOTHERFUCKINGHA YOU FUCKS!!! THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES WAS PRICELESS! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BAD!

Well he's a chihuahua mixed with a terrier of some kind!

By the way, it feels great being a frontman! So great in fact that the song I'm listening to is inspiration!

Iced Earth - Shooting Star
[Bad Company Cover]

Johnny was a schoolboy
When he heard his first Beatles song
Love Me Do, I think it was
And from then it didn't take him long
Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit
And everything's alright
Don't you know?

Johnny told his Mama,
"Hey, Mama, I'm goin' away
Gonna hit the big time
Gonna be a big star someday"
Mama came to the door
With a teardrop in her eye
Johnny said, "Don't cry, Mama
Smile and wave goodbye"
Don't you know?

Yeah......

[Chorus]
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
As long as you are

Johnny made a record
Went straight up to number one
Suddenly everyone loved
To hear him sing his song
Watchin' the world go by
Surprisin' it goes so fast
Johnny looked around him and said,
"Well, I made the big-time at last"
Don't you know?
Don't you know?

[Chorus]
A shooting star

Don't you know that You are a shooting star
Don't you know?
Don't you know that You are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
as long as you are

Johnny died one night, died in his bed
Bottle of whisky, sleeping tablets by his head
Johnny's life passed him by like a warm summer day
If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play

(Chorus)
Don't you know that You are a shooting star
Don't you know?
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you don't you dont you don't you dont you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star


Thats how I want my music career to go minus the suicide.

Current Mood: jubilant
Friday, January 13th, 2006
9:26 pm
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
http://www.youtube.com/w/purpose-of-persocoms?v=S0Vfa2kjr4E&search=Avenue%20Q

ME UP ALL NIGHT HUGGING ME HORN TO PORN! PORN! PORN!

Current Mood: amused
3:59 pm
The Triumph of R'lyeh
3.1 term GPA. =) Thank you Cthulhu, devour my soul post haste!

Current Mood: accomplished
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
11:11 am
YO!
WTF is it with all these stories of children getting abused lately? Are people that fucking lazy and fucked up that they can do this shit to their kids!? I know so many people who would gladly take a child because they can't have one of their own!

These people should get fucking executed. Remember my post back in 2004 about what laws I would have in effect if I were in charge? Well thats one of them. You abuse a kid and especially if the kid dies, YOU DIE!

If I ever have an accident and get a woman pregnant that doesn't want an abortion I would NEVER treat my child like that! With how I spoil Eddie I'd probably end up spoiling the kid 10X worse!

Current Mood: angry
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
6:23 pm
WTF?
Will someone please explain to me why my other 2 grades aren't in yet? It does not take this long to grade finals and papers to give a grade!

I'm about to flip shit! I've only got one grade so far and its a B+ in Contemporary World History!

Current Mood: annoyed
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
11:42 am
JadedShock: Edge was "sleeping" with Lita on a bed in the middle of the ring yesterday on raw. it was bad Hold me XeroFnTolerance: OMG!!!
XeroFnTolerance: THAT IS FUCKED UP! LOL
JadedShock: I think i wanted to puke right then and there
JadedShock: You'd think seeeing a blonde, muscular guy in tight briefs would get me all happy but no
JadedShock: its Edge
JadedShock: it pushes you nearer to lesbianism than anything
JadedShock: but then, you look at Lita and realize that women are no better
XeroFnTolerance: LOL! WOW!
XeroFnTolerance: I'm posting that
JadedShock: then you just resolve to stop having sex all together lmao
JadedShock: lol its so fucking true
XeroFnTolerance: Write a Wesley Willis style song "Edge Made Me Go Lez!"
JadedShock: LOL
XeroFnTolerance: I was watching RAW
XeroFnTolerance: Raw is a good show
They show it on USA
XeroFnTolerance: One night Edge was sleeping
XeroFnTolerance: With Lita in the ring
XeroFnTolerance: It made me want to throw up
JadedShock: Edge was a rassler
He really was a rassler
had long hair looked like a mop
JadedShock: i think he has aids
JadedShock: edge has aids! edge has aids!
JadedShock: lmao
XeroFnTolerance: LOL!!!
JadedShock: god we could go on forever
XeroFnTolerance: Its too easy!
JadedShock: hahah
JadedShock: you have to throw somethign in about batman
JadedShock: so
JadedShock: Edge had a tag partner his name was christian
JadedShock: edge thought he was batman so he whooped christians ass
JadedShock: but christian don't hate aids
JadedShock: edge has aids edge has aids!
JadedShock: don't have*
JadedShock: and phil has one too
JadedShock: MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: Cena is a rapper
MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: He keeps it real
MrBlack61 [11:47 A.M.]: I think he is an asshole
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: He pinned Kurt Angle, and it made me want to turn on my radio
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: I went to put on Def Leppard Hysteria
JadedShock: JadedShock [11:48 A.M.]: LOL
MrBlack61 [11:48 A.M.]: The CD was scratched, so I punched Edge in the face
MrBlack61 [11:49 A.M.]: Edge sucks dick, Edge sucks dick
XeroFnTolerance: LOL!!! WOW!!!!
JadedShock: hahahha this is a tremendous comedy day
XeroFnTolerance: EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
EDGE MADE HER GO LEZ
JadedShock: hahahahahah
JadedShock: hahahahahah
JadedShock: she doesn't like cock anymore edge made her go lez!
XeroFnTolerance: Rock Over London
Rock Over Chicago
All State Insurance...you're in good hands!
JadedShock: LOL! yes!

Current Mood: amused
1:21 am
Wesley Willis...it sucks you died so young!
McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

(chorus)
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds,
Rock and roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter Pounders
They will put pounds on you

(chorus)

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat

(chorus)

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties the breakfast of champions

Current Mood: sad
Monday, January 9th, 2006
10:39 am
For Alan
Edge: Hi kids my name is Edge. Do you want to be WWF champion one day? Well I can tell you all about how to do it! First form a Tag Team with someone and befriend someone from another tag team, I'm talking best friend level! Then you need to break up with your tag team partner if you have one, then you need to play the baby face for a while, while attaining minimal success. When your best friend gets injured go and nail his girlfriend a bunch of times. Hell video tape it for extra effect! Make sure some internet geeks are around to report it because they have nothing better to do than sit in their parents basement and masturbate. Then when the crowd hates you for a while for some odd reason, mostly because they're dumb, they'll start cheering you. Vince will notice this and make you win the WWF title from a boring champion whos a bad clone of previous champions!


PREPARE TO FACE THE KAIJU!!!

Current Mood: amused
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