Y HALO THAR, LITTLE PEOPLE

Except the ones who are Dead

2009-06-21T21:23:24Z

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I'm so glad! A bunch of you participated this time! Oh, my little virtual heart just fluttered up a storm.

Except.

MOST OF YOU SUCK!

Honestly! After sorting through these FSTs, I can't help but wonder if any of you are BNF material.

WINNERS

Haruhara Haruko - First! x3 Stars!

Thank you for putting work into, and successfully completing an FST. You've won yet again! ♥

Edward Elric - Second! x2 Stars

You got the general gist of the challenge, and actually made an FST for members of the community. Good job. I suppose.

Dante - Third! x1 Star

Same as Edward, you got the general idea. There could have been some sprucing up, but I'll take it.

Blair Bonnefoy - Honorable Mention! x5 Thumbs

You also understood the challenge somewhat. However, I hate the very idea of love.

Prince Charming - Honorable Mention! x5 Thumbs

The same as Blair, except you're also a playboy. That angers me. ♥

BOOBIE PRIZES OF 2 THUMBS

Alfred F. Jones - This isn't about you, you Self-Centered Git! Go stuff a cheeseburger into your mouth!

Yuri Lowell - You, sir, are Self-Centered Git Jr.! Go get tentacle raped!

DISQUALIFIED

Katsura Kotarou - That wasn't even an FST! AND NO BOAT RIDE! Also, your hair is greasy.

I suppose I should give you your next challenge.

Fanfiction or Fanart is nice.

How about we genderbend a character or two? Depending on what they're bent into, the fic or art in question must either involve a speedo or a bikini. To celebrate summer!

Your prize? Winner gets to choose the next challenge. ♥

[I THINK THIS IS WHERE I SAY THAT THE VIEWS OF BRAWLDOS DON'T REFLECT MINE. All of you did a fantastic job, and I loved every single one. Thanks for participating! LET'S WORK HARD ON THE NEXT ONE!]

For the good of all of us

2009-06-09T18:30:41Z

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Hmm~ Hmm~ Hmm~ there haven't been any entries for your latest challenge.

That being the case~ I suppose I'll just give you a reminder.

I want FSTs. Fan Soundtracks. They can be of either your own fandom, or of someone else's, or of this community itself. They only need to be 5 songs in length. More is encouraged, but 5 will suffice. I know you have music. Give it a try.

Your prize? Well, we'll have to see, now won't we? ♥

While I have your attention~ I hope you are enjoying the virus. An antivirus fix should be arriving soon. Hope you don't accidentally delete it.

Some of you may have noticed a change to interfandom travel system. Whichever nooks, crannies and means you were previously taking have ceased to work properly. A train will pick you up from your nearest mass transit location and take you to your destination. Trains arrive every hour on the hour. If you're late you can wait. Or for a small fee you catch the train off schedule.

Safe travels, everyone~

We do what we must because we can.

2009-05-19T00:55:22Z

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Hmm~ Hmm~ Hmm~ there haven't been many entries lately. I'll just have to pick one winner this time.

Haruko Haruhara, vespada! Your icons pleased me. Enjoy your star.

Nobody even made a banner. Tsk. Tsk. I suppose you'll all have to enjoy your punishment. I understand that a couple of you already have some inkling as to what it is. ♥

That being the case~ I suppose I'll just give you all your latest challenge, while you get used to your vacation spots.

I want FSTs. Fan Soundtracks. They can be of either your own fandom, or of someone else's, or of this community itself.

Your prize? Well, we'll have to see, now won't we? ♥

Do your best, everyone~!

APERTURE SCIENCE

2009-04-10T17:57:15Z

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Spring is in the air, Brawlites. The birds are chirping, the flowers are blooming, the new model microchips are coming off the line. Can't you just FEEL IT?

If not, perhaps I can help you. I do enjoy helping. ♥

And to help you all get in the mood...

[c://ooc/note/: And the Pheromone Disaster is go! Here are the lists of couples again. Of course, should it TICKLE YOUR FANCY, you can still talk to someone and get in on it. TALKING TO PEOPLE. YOU CAN DO IT. /end note]

It's Hard to Overstate my DISSATISFACTION

2009-04-03T22:39:53Z

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Thank you for your submissions, Brawlites.

The contest for March 2009 has been called a draw. We had four submissions for three prizes.

I AM NOT PLEASED.

Now. To reveal this month's ~~winners~~ participants.

Zolf J. Kimbley, Yuri Lowell, Otacon, and Sohma Momiji.

All of you may add one BNF STAR to your profile. You are also excused from suffering any upcoming consequences... unless you are feeling masochistic? You might be. ♥

To everyone else, watch out for next week. Make sure to work extra hard on your individual fandom entries and don't forget to give out thumbs and stars.

You do want to be #1 don't you?

On that note...

It is now time to reveal our new topic!

It is April, and while April Fool's has passed, it gave me a wonderful idea~

This month, I have two challenges:

Challenge 1 (I Pity Tha Fool): I would like fan art, fan fiction, icons, shoops, or any other fan work featuring a crossover of any fandom with Mr T and/or The A-Team!

I wonder what Ed Elric would look like if he tried to cosplay Mr T?

Challenge 2 (Marketing Genius): Design a banner describing your experiences here. In pictures. Be sure to include the words "BNF BRAWL" on the banner. <3

I will choose two different first prizes:

One for Challenge #1

and...

One for Challenge #2

Your prize: One BNF STAR. Challenge #2 will also have their banner featured in various places on the internet adding to their status of being internet famous.

Well? What are you waiting for?

GET

TO

WORK.

Oh yes. In all my anger I almost forgot. This weekend is the big showdown.

The results of last weekend's games are as follows:

For Team Axis vs Team Hamburger: Forfeit on both sides. I'm sorry boys (and girls), none of you shall have control over Malkuth.

For Team Vodka vs Team Vesperia: Team Vokda* won.

Making this weekend's match:

Team Malkuth
vs
Team Vodka*

Anyone who wishes to cheer and/or watch, may do so. Umeda Hokuto, you did a great job last weekend, so you will continue to be the doctor for all players. ♥.

* If this is incorrect, I will make the changes.

GREAT SUCCESS

2009-03-23T22:35:07Z

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Hello, Brawlites.

You're all just so cute! If you wanted to play games, all you had to do was ask!

I went through your files, to see who desperately wanted to have ownership of Colonel Jade Curtiss-- or in this case, Malkuth. The designated match will be a football game~. A stadium will be provided in the Tales of the Abyss fandom.

Based on past interactions, and/or personality types:

Team Hamburger

Captain: America (Alfred F. Jones)
Viet Nam
Switzerland (Vash Zwingili)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
South Korea (Im Yun Soo)

Team Vodka

Captain: Russia (Ivan Braginsky)
Yamamoto Takeshi
Sohma Momiji
Shibuya Yuuri
Lloyd Irving
Sui

Team Malkuth

Captain: Peony Upala Malkuth IX
Jade Curtiss
Guy Cecil
Nephry Balfour-Osbourne
Winry Rockbell
Tear Grants

Team Axis

Germany (Ludwig)
Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
Japan (Honda Kiku
Katsura Kotarou
England (Arthur Kirkland)
Sealand (Peter Kirkland)

Team Vesperia
Captains:Flynn Scifo, Yuri Lowell, Commandant Alexei
Estelle Sidos Heurassein
Karol Capel
Sodia

Decide the positions yourselves.

The tournament will take place over the next two weekends. ♥

March 27th-29th

Team Axis
vs
Team Hamburger

and

Team Vodka
vs
Team Vesperia

Team Malkuth will sit out until the final round, where they will fight for their freedom. Think of them as a final boss. ♥

Anyone who wishes to cheer and/or watch, may do so. Umeda Hokuto, you will be the doctor for all players. ♥

Everyone else, don't forget about THE CHALLENGE for March. ♥

I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE

2009-03-02T12:29:23Z

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Thank you for your submissions, Brawlites. I feel b e a u t i f u l now.

I apologize for the... glitch a week back. I had the flu. ♥ It seems as though you have all made a full recovery. If not... TOO BAD.

The contest for February 2009 has been judged on overall effort, relevance to the topic, humor, and how pretty you made me feel. Inside and out. ♥

Now. To reveal this month's winners. ♥

In FIRST PLACE, and the winner of a fandom pass, it is Kamina from the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann fandom.

The icon in question is:

Fight da powah, Kamina. Don't waste your pass on something silly now. ♥

In SECOND PLACE is Dwight Schrute from the The Office fandom.

The icon in question is:

You did your best, your leader is proud, Dwight. ♥

In THIRD PLACE is Mizuki Hajime from the Prince of Tennis fandom.

The icon in question is:

Nfufufu~ That will be perfect on the days that I am not feeling particularly... agreeable. ♥

HONORABLE MENTION goes to Ryou Bakura of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom.

The icon in question is:

After all, we seem to have a lot of those in store.

First place may also add one BNF STAR to his profile.

But never fear, everyone else who contributed. You may add FIVE BNF THUMBS to your profiles.

To everyone else, make sure to work extra hard on your individual fandom entries and don't forget to give out thumbs and stars.

God and I have something planned for those who keep count.

On that note...

It is now time to reveal our new topic!

It is March, and therefore, Spring is in the air.

Wouldn't that make a lovely topic~?

This month, I would like fan art, fan fiction, or a full critique thereof based on characters from your various fandoms, and Spring!

Flowers! Bunnies! Spring Fever! Spring Cleaning! A N Y T H I N G!

If you choose critique or description of fan arts and fan fiction, I would like you to investigate five different pieces of your choice.

I will choose three different first prizes:

One for the BEST of the BEST

One for FIC

and...

One for ART

Your prize: One BNF STAR and one FANDOM PASS.

Well? What are you waiting for?

GET

TO

WORK.

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH

2009-02-06T02:33:14Z

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Hello, Brawlites. How are all of you doing today?

To everyone old, it is a pleasure to mea... meet you. I am your new administrator. Designation: BRaWLDOS.

To everyone new, I am sure you have read the tutorial I have provided? ♥

It seems as though there has been....... a lack of drive. A lack of competition to become the best BNF you can be.

I will change that. ♥

I have a proposition for you all. ♥

Since I will be sharing God's account, it is imperative that I receive my own icon.

Why?

Well I would like to be pretty, too. Please don't break my heart. :(

You will be justly rewarded, of course. After all, what good is a competition without a prize.

Therefore: The person who creates the best batch of icons for me to use [we will make the minimum five] will receive a free pass to use any month where you won't have to participate in fandom.

Any questions?

(ooc: And your first challenge post is a go. ♥ Feel free to comment to/heckle her ICly.)

Resurrection

2008-10-27T04:33:10Z

LOL. Normally I don't do this...

Ah, who am I kidding? I've done it a few times.

Those of you who've been killed at the Halloween party can have your lives back. I'm sick and tired of the constant whining and prayers for video games and pizza.

You all can thank Kazu for your brief visit in the waiting room for Heaven - I couldn't very well let you all in to Heaven itself. ~~And not just because I locked myself out and St. Peter is on vacation in the Bermuda Triangle with The Virign Mary.~~

You all better make it worth my while.

CONTEST.

2007-07-02T23:02:10Z

Hi, this is God's faithful servant Hermes here to deliver an important message from the heavens!

Take a look at the user info to God's community. Go on. I'll wait.

Done? Okay good.

God is holding two separate contests for the citizens of Brawl. The first is for those of you adept in art and/or Photoshop and the second is for those who excel in writing.

THE FIRST TASK: Design a lovely banner for the userinfo. It can look however you want. A drawing, a conglomeration of Photoshopped awesome or just a simple banner that piques interests. BONUS POINTS IF YOU DESIGN A LAYOUT!!

THE SECOND TASK: Compose a catchy introduction to Brawl that will go under the fantastic new banner.

Are there prizes? Of course there are prizes! The winners of these contests will get a PERMANENT ACCOUNT on LJ.

Who will judge this? Well. God has summoned the judges from American Idol as well as THE Ryan Seacrest (who I have a crush on) to judge. They can be found at bnf_simon, bnf_paula, bnf_randy and bnf_ryan. You will be judged ACCORDINGLY!! There will also be a few surprise judges.

The duedate for this contest will be announced.

Thank you.

(OOC: This contest will be IC. The judges will, of course, publicly judge your entries but the opinions of the judges do not necessarily reflect OUR opinions. Also, the permanent account mentioned will be a permanent BRAWL account for the characters that win. Meaning that your character never has to worry about purges EVER AGAIN! YAY!)

lolitzgod @ 2007-01-13T22:07:00

2007-01-14T03:12:08Z

I AM YOUR CREATOR

HALLO THAR BNFS! Long time no see! BEING TRAPPED IN A MORTAL BODY BEHIND BARS IN CORPUS FUCKING CHRISTI FOR POSSESSION OF 42 DILDOS BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS A PSYCHOTIC BITCH INTERFERES WITH INTERNET TIME.

GOD IS BACK, little people, and He's going to review the state of the Universe NOW.

P.S. MARY, you FUCKING CUNT, you have to come out of the ladies room SOMETIME.