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I Think We're Alone Now
A piece from "Not Here to Make Friends"
Sep 24, 2025
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My Disgraced Wealth Manager (a Cosmetologist) and Me
A list of confessions, in reverse order of criminality
Nov 4, 2024
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Unedited Thoughts on the Congressional UFO Hearing and the Barbie Movie
There is life beyond Earth, but not in this room.
Jul 27, 2023
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Kommodification + the Kardashian Curse
Jan 5, 2022
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Kanye Wants to Be Rasputin soo Bad
Jan 14, 2022
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My Disgraced Wealth Manager (a Cosmetologist) and Me
Nov 4, 2024
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The Counterpart
Feb 11, 2022
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Unedited Thoughts on the Congressional UFO Hearing and the Barbie Movie
Jul 27, 2023
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What's she gonna do? Eat beans?
Mar 22, 2022
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Growing up and then even older
in the coat check line.
Feb 17, 2023
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A quick, "sorry for being MIA."
And a theory of dual-evolution.
Jan 26, 2023
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Store-Bought is Fine
and I think I'm actually not that curious about things
Jun 10, 2022
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What's she gonna do? Eat beans?
TW: light sports content
Mar 22, 2022
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Are You There, God? It's Me, Who You Hit with a Bike.
Just saying hi.
Feb 18, 2022
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The Counterpart
David Lynch's Longest, Dullest Movie Yet
Feb 11, 2022
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Priests in Space
The Musical
Feb 4, 2022
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Bondi Sands Self-Tanning Foam: A Review
For a Glow that Contemplates Itself in a World of Its Own Making
Jan 28, 2022
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Kanye Wants to Be Rasputin soo Bad
Office Hours with Kardashian Kolloquium
Jan 14, 2022
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