Ewww Ewwww EWWWW! I always lie on the porch in the evening and smoke a last cigg before bed. I'll lie down with my book and then scramble up, remembering to check the porch for spiders. (Ewww!)

So this morning, I go outside to check the weather and there on the porch is a gigantic dead spider. Gah! What if it was there last night? What if it has FRIENDS???