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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Fly
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The King of Comedy

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  • Invasion U.S.A.

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Bad Ben: Undead

Bad Ben: Undead

2022
½ Watched 7

A shameless sellout effort that doesn't give a single fuck about entertaining you for its ONE HOUR AND FORTY-THREE MINUTE RUNTIME. So frustratingly awful my brain could not comprehend what it was witnessing and within 20 minutes I totally checked out. My brain reduced to mush by this psychic assault on the senses.

Then Tony Punzetti arrived on the scene and I cracked. I was laughing uncontrollably. His monotonous scene about gofundme backers' graves just kept going and going. I…

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

2018
★★★★★ Liked Added

Look, you don't understand. You weren't there for Retro. You didn't watch the clip show movies. You didn't endure the negative budget straight to streaming torture sessions Full Moon has put out recently. You didn't even know there was an expansive barely connected 20+ film Puppet Master cinematic universe. You didn't watch fucking Totem. You go watch all that trash, then watch Littlest Reich and tell me it's not the best movie you've ever seen. I'll wait.

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Cyborg Cop

Cyborg Cop

1993
★★★ Rewatched

This movie isn't really about a cyborg cop, but it does feature an action hero who rocks a fanny pack the entire movie, and that is pretty dang cool.

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Bad Ben

Bad Ben

2016
★★½ Rewatched 6

Nigel got heated about his first bad review on amazon and went to the person's profile and looked at what she had reviewed and found some wart cream. He responded to her review saying "I'm sorry I disappointed you with my film, and good luck with your warts!" She responded saying "I'll have you know, I have a very good doctor and my warts are fine!" Then Nigel deleted his response so it looked like she was just posting randomly about her warts. Amazon banned him for life from leaving comments.

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