this would never happen to me because I read a draco/ginny fanfic with this exact same premise when i was 12

my absolute favorite film genre is the musical
my 2nd most favorite film genre is the true crime mockumentary

this film was specifically manufactured for me, like they actually took this out of my brain

none of the founding fathers rapped in this film :(

Every musical should have 3 guitar strumming guys in black occasionally popping up to randomly explain how they don’t care if you like the musical or not.