I too would choose to live on a planet with an alien species that built me a beachfront home and the beach to go with it.

Voyeuristic John Waters? Gender fluidity? Hummers? Set against a backdrop of Y2K Hollywood? I think I just found my favorite movie.

I would’ve married Richard Norvik so fast, Peggy Sue get your shit together!

The moral of this movie is lost on me because I would gladly ride a creepy ass carousel to be young and beautiful forever.