Crawlspace Dweller Matt [♥]

Crawlspace Dweller Matt [♥]

Favorite films

  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • The Thing
  • Back to the Future
  • Gremlins

Recent activity

All
  • Wreck-It Ralph

    ★★★½

  • Jungle 2 Jungle

    ★★

  • Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

    ★★★½

  • The Triplets of Belleville

    ★★★★

Recent reviews

More
Wreck-It Ralph
★★★½ Liked Rewatched

You know, ever since this came out back in 2012, I was hoping for someone to actually take the Sugar Rush game concept and put it together as a real game. It seemed like a cool concept for an energetic kart racing game and with the trend of making any movie property into a videogame that was still fairly alive at the time, I really thought it would happen at some point. But all we got in terms of official…

Jungle 2 Jungle
★★ Rewatched

Jungle 2 Jungle is a film I have watched plenty of times as a kid when it was on TV, but thinking back on it, there was never much I remembered. The most memorable stuff obviously was the Tarzan junior shenanigans in the American urban jungle, but basically everything other than that I did not really remember at all. And there is a lot of lame nonsense here besides the actual fish-out-of-water concept.

I know the whole crux of this…

Popular reviews

More
Auschwitz
½ Watched

"You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and making deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image, he makes fun of his critics and builds up a solid infamy that…

Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material
★½ Watched

"I used to worry about telling a joke so offensive I would never work again. But that was just me thinking like a genderfluid snowflake."

The discourse about "dark humor" and people being too easily offended is an incredibly tiring one. So every time I see an entertainer pick up that subject for a production, I can only roll my eyes.
Of course morbid humor can be funny and cathartic and helpful and what-not. But that doesn't mean that all…