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yo yo yo i'm brahski man and i'm here to say that i'm the skilledest reviewer in the USA

Favorite films

  • Hi Stranger
  • Bloodsport
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • California Split

    ★★★½

  • The Naked Gun

    ★★★★

  • Company: A Musical Comedy

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu

    ★★★★½

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Truth or Dare
★★★★ Liked Watched

the movie: truth or dare????

me: truth

the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?

me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha

the movie: TELL THE TRUTH

me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......

All Hallows' Eve
★★½ Rewatched

Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion

Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"

Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion

Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…

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The Naked Gun
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I wasn't convinced Simon Davenport had been murdered, but the case was starting to give me an itch. And when I start to scratch, I don't stop till I break skin and the doctor makes me wear mittens.

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The Wiz
★★★★ Liked Rewatched

The costuming! The music!! The sets!!! THE SHEER HORROR OF THE SUBWAY SCENE!!!!