Context is everything

It's been a surreal week, and I picked up a few quotes to add to my list:


"I don't know why I'm crying. I hate babies. Don't they look like earthworms?"
~ Amanda, upon seeing a picture of her friend's newborn

"Well, you know what they say, pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional."
~ Completely unhelpful comment from a friend (who shall remain nameless) after my visit to the ER


More quotes here.