I love full-fat Dr Pepper.

Or, at least, I used to love it.

Ever since my childish diet caught up with me and I had to stop drinking full-fat sugary drinks and necking whole bags of Haribo Starmix like mummy was going to confiscate the packet if I didn’t inhale it in one, I haven’t been able to drink the stuff.

I drink Dr Pepper Zero from time to time, but…