lavidahoooo

lavidahoooo — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:30:32 GMT

HOOOOOOOOOOOoooo~! OK! Sano-chan has the body of a real man! It is very nice!

[video post]

lavidahoooo — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:39:36 GMT

[Hard Gay is sillhouted against a blue sky. In the background, plumes of smoke drift against it and the wind threatens to pull his hat off. He is wearing a steampunk version of his regular outfit. That is to say, the vest is now brown, somewhat puffy and criss crossed with a caging pattern of wires. Ditto the hotpants. Instead of wrestling shoes, he now wears wingtips with spats. Over his crotch is a whirring mechanism of brass gears. His hat is now a flat newboy's cap and rubber goggles cover his eyes.]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo! [he hip thrusts at the camera] OK! Hard Gay is now apparently a pirate! Ne ne, I wonder what Hard Gay's pirate mission is...Let's find out! [drum roll sounds as the mechanism on his crotch whirls and spits out a piece of old paper with handbill lettering]

OK! Hard Gay is to come for all your booty! Beware helpless zeppelin merchants! Hard Gay will board you! [brass band version of Livin' La Vida Loca plays as Hard Gay rises away, revealing that he is in the gondola of an armored airship. A Tom of Finland drawing is painted on the envelope, in the manner of the pinup art featured on bombers]

lavidahoooo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:13:04 GMT

[voice]

[Peacock's cry which gradually morphs into a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!]

Hard Gay is enjoying this!

[video post]

lavidahoooo — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:59:16 GMT

[closeup on a purple Great Dane puppy humping a tree. The camera pans out to show HG, who spins and goes...]

HG: HOOOOOOOoooooo~! The Hard Gay dog training program is a success! OK, wait for Hard Gay!

[he pelvic thrusts]

HG: Good dog, just like Hard gay!

lavidahoooo — Thu, 29 May 2008 05:41:43 GMT

saysaySaySaySAY! Why is there a little girl in my tent? I asked for a man! What is this!?

Sigh. I think she's lost. I guess I have to take care of her.

[voice]

lavidahoooo — Wed, 28 May 2008 09:30:55 GMT

Well, the gauntlet has been cast, UFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo~! Let it be known that Hard Gay stands FIRM on the side of JUSTICE! Hard Gay will give all his effort, his life, ~~even his virginity~~ to protect the innocent! You will not be able to hide, evildoers!

lavidahoooo — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:55:31 GMT

FOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!

Hard Gay feels like he has been extra boring for the last few days! Ok! That is not a place Hard Gay ever wants to go again! I think it is time to have some fun!

...Neh, neh but one question: Why did Hard Gay wake up with a Tom of Finland painting on him?

this is no good!

lavidahoooo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:40:15 GMT

Neh, neh, it seems we have some children missing! This is no good, fooo! So Hard Gay proposes: We need to organize a search party! Hard Gay's search for a roommate is on temporary hold until this matter is resolved! We must all band together to act as adults in this crisis hooooo!

lavidahoooo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:16:55 GMT

Ne, ne Razor Ramon Hard Gay has the neccesities of life but it is lonely here living in this spare tent. Hard Gay beginning: Operation Hard Roommate fooooo! Hard Gay needs to know where he can find a roommate with a place larger than his currently tiny quarters. He needs a place where he can put the things he gets from the Leather household accesories tree. If you don't pick the things that grow there, they get lacy and gothloli and that's no good!
Hard Gay's tent is at the outskirts, come talk to him about this matter at any time of day or night hoooooo!

Foooo?

lavidahoooo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:02:52 GMT

It's kindof strange out here but very interesting. Hard Gay finds himself stranded in a colorful, rainbowy place, Hooo! OK! This is fun but Hard Gay is getting hungry! Where can Hard Gay find food <s>and a mal companion to stave off the loneliness</s>?