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Jul. 19th, 2011

Ahoy.

Posted here a while ago. Venturing to post again.


Name: Katie
Age: 17 (and a half. {the half is important})
Gender: Female. I have it all; boobs, two X chromosomes, etc.
Location: South West Coast of Scotland, U.K.. Near the sea. My windows are open and I can smell it right now. Salty. Seaweedy.
Occupation: About-to-be-Law-Student/Slave
Languages spoken: English, can muddle by with French.

About: Well, what can I say about moi? Other than calling myself moi and sounding both silly and pretentious - although those often go hand it hand. It's currently 00:59 a.m GMT, and I am about to flop onto the keyboard, comatose, so goodness knows why I am choosing now to type this, but let's soldier on through. 17 years old, going to move to Glasgow in just under 8 weeks to begin University, terrified and delighted by the prospect in equal measures. Cynic. Lover of shoes. Baker of cookies harder than hockey pucks. Occasional writer. More occasional drawer (shall not dignify self with title of artist.) Ex anime addict. Failure at scrabble despite love of reading.

Interests: reading, writing, drawing, looking up obscure things on wiki, collecting religious symbols, flicking through catalogues, practising Aikido and karate, cycling as fast as possible (down scary hills when feeling brave), watching sarcastic TV shoes, being sarcastic, living sarcastic, loving sarcastic, sleeping too much, procrastinating, not regretting procrastinating, sales, shopping in the sales, taking the maximum number of clothes into the changing rooms, owning not a single pair of sensible shoes.

Music: Florence & the Machine, Nirvana, Muse, VAST, Stereophonics, Alice in Chains, Hole, Lady Gaga, Placebo, Adele, The Bloodhound Gang, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Dresden Dolls, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, The Prodigy, Faithless... etc.

Films: Silence of the Lambs, Memoirs of a Geisha, Run, Lola, Run, Thor, X-Men, Coco Avant Chanel, Sin City, Maria Full of Grace, Classic!Disney.. my brain has gone blank.. Not a big film person.

Books: Silence of the Lambs. Harry Potter, anything by Stephen King, Let The Right One In, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, The Da Vinci Code, Geisha of Gion, Memoirs of a Geisha, Battle Royale (one of my personal favourites!), anything Sherlock Holmes, Bridget Jones's Diary The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Godfather, Alice in Wonderland, The Historian, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phantom of the Opera... I could waffle and waffle on.

TV: Not hue lover of TV, but when I watch, I watch: DOCUMENTARIES, oh lord, history channel, you beast,  Sherlock (Oh Cumberbatch), Have I Got News For You?, QI, Mock The Week, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear, SFYF's Alice, Come Dine With Me (regrets, I have none), The Big Bang Theory, The Office (U.K.), Bones, occasionally Man Vs Food, because honestly, that's like food porn.

Pen Pal Info:
How long have you been pen palling? Since I was... 11? That sounds about right. So, six odd years.
How many pen pals do you have? Zilch at the moment.
How many pen pals do you want? Come one, come all.
How long are your letters? 2 - 4 pages, 8 pages on a good day.
Do you hand-write or type? Hand-write.
How long does it take you to reply to a letter? A few weeks tops.
Snail mail or email? Both. I'm a noob to snail mail; be gentle.
What age would you like your pen pal to be? 16+ probably, but I don't hate on the youngsters.
Would you like them to be male or female? I don't care about your genitals overly much. I promise.
Where would you like them to be from? As long as you write in English, we're good. Although, I do have a teeny desire for those from the same landmass as I at the moment.
What are you looking for in a pen pal? Someone who can tell me something I don't know. Considering the amount I don't know, that should be wonderfully easy.

E-mail: arc.en.ciel@hotmail.co.uk

Oct. 16th, 2010

Oh, Madara: you billion year old player, you.

 


Title:  Bewitched
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Madara x Sakura
Rating: M
Length: One-shot
Warnings: Dub-Con
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Unfortunately. Or maybe fortunately.
Summary:  Sakura wonders if there is any part of her left he hasn't claimed.

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Oct. 11th, 2010

Sexy Scientists


Title: Touch
Fandom: String Theory (webcomic - oh yuss)
Pairing: Herville Schtein x Delia Osgood
Rating: T
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: I do not own String Theory. Dat badass art that I have just shamefully corrupted with my unslaked lust for fanfiction belongs to this here artist.

 

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Oct. 4th, 2010

Aww, yeah, ladees.

Another day, another Livejournal account. Goddamn.

I'll be making this my post-obsessively-that-which-I-don't-want-anyone-I-know-to-see. So, basically, fanfiction. Lots of it. Not much else to say - is there?

Now, I'll get out of being up in yo grill, dudes.