Step into Lauren's world..

l_amanda — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:38:31 GMT

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I just made him, need more male townies. I <3 alien eyes.

l_amanda — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:33:36 GMT

Funny story about how i came up with the name 'Seabrook' actually.

I has just finished a packet of these when i was putting them in my game. Ok..maybe it isnt that much of a funny story. Soo..

This is Mia Seabrook (town slut). I carnt take any credit for her, I downloaded her from GOS, shes made by Alleliua.

And did i mention she's up the duff again?

But this time she's pregnant by a guy she actually lives with..

Her fella, Doug Valentine. Carnt take credit for him either, he's made by Oepu @ MTS

And you've met Mandy, her daughter with married man Todd

Dougs really into his art

Baby time

Random townie decides to watch

Its a boy, called Declan.

Doug also has two other kids, who are in college. Heres Sasha Valentine (from GOS, made by balletgrl)

And Wayne Valentine. He's called them over to meet thier new half brother

But Waynes more interested in Mia, he has two strikes for her..

Its Mandys birthday!

Oh my god Doug. Now she's a teen you fancy her?? Wrongness!

This is Mandys townie friend who i grew up when Mandy turned into a teen

Hmm im not sure about him yet. Maybe he'll' grow into his looks.

Thanks for taking a look :) Ill be back soon with moar sim stuff

l_amanda — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 14:50:12 GMT

HAI

Ive not posted anything to do with sims in like 12,000 years so i thought i'd post some pics of my new familys in my new hood Rainbow Valley.

Lets start of with..

The Bradshaws are currently living in this cute little starter home made by plasticbox. So shall we meet the members of the bradshaw clan?

Here we have dad Todd

His wife Julia

Son Bobby, as you can see he got his dads good looks

Little Jessica

and baby Joey

But thats not it, there is also the eldest Darlene (made of course by the wonderful Zaggytiddies) who is currently at college. But she often pops by to see her folks and siblings. And to get fed.

These shots seem very wrong, with them being brother and sister, but they are just looking at the rain, honest. This isnt some fucked up incest family :D

Todd brought this very fugly guy back from work, who found it pure entertainment annoying Julia. Darlene doesn't care of course, she to busy thinking about food

So Julia did what she does best. Threw her vodka all over his face

And i have yet to tell you about Mandy. Todd's daughter in result of having an affair with the town slut and getting her pregnant. Im sure we will be paying a visit to the town slut soon, so you can meet her :)

She is very much a daddys girl, always popping over to see him

And she gets on well with her half siblings too

They got a visit from the matchmaker, who is *attempting* to sneak past Julia

The Genie lamp is apparntly for Joey, um what? He's like two, what can he do with it??

So Julia decided to make good use of it

By wishing for moneys!

"Your purple."

I dont know why, but my familys always seem to be sickenley sweet and get along with each other. Im too soft.

Julia finds it hard to concentrate on something like a magazine.

And we will leav the Bradshaw's here for now. But tune in next time to see the kids get older!

Next we will visit The Seabrooks, which consist of The town slut, her boyfriend, and daughter Mandy

:)

Please Vote

l_amanda — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:28:04 GMT

Family/Pleasure
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary
6-4-4-7-5
Hobby: Cuisine

Cooking - 2
Mechanical - 0
Charisma - 1
Body - 0
Logic - 0
Creativity - 2
Cleaning - 0

Knowledge/Pleasure
LTW: Become Hand of Poseidon
7-4-9-7-1
Hobby: Sports

Cooking - 0
Mechanical - 1
Charisma - 1
Body - 3
Logic - 0
Creativity - 3
Cleaning - 1

Romance/Family
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
2-3-10-9-9
Hobby: Arts & Crafts

Cooking - 1
Mechanical - 0
Charisma - 0
Body - 0
Logic - 4
Creativity - 0
Cleaning - 0

View Poll: #1473647

The Moore Round Robin Legacy 2.5

l_amanda — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:55:45 GMT

Damien was having dinner at a friends, and Vanessa came along and just stood there staring at him to get home. It also happens to be where Madison lives...

"Hey mum....sup?"

"I have to go now, because my mums giving me the death stare"

Damiens gone now Vanessa....

she's obsessed by Madison, she really is.

"Stupid fucking idiot. Who wheres something like that when a babys growing up anyway?"

As i recall Vanessa, you wore a Llama suit when the twins grew up.

"Hey so um..i think im gonna have lobster, since your paying. k?"

Yep, Hannah went on a date, thats right..Hannah ON A DATE. can you believe it? Although, i was playing this from his side, and he kept that face for most of the date. Wonder why?

Dominic: "Do you wanna have babieeeeeeeeeeeees???"
Hannah: "H.E.L.P. M.E. "

"Me? Dance? with her? WHY"

He's um...loving it..

Old dude is really worried about this situation

...and Hannah gets a boob grab by the end of the night. Even if it is from a pregnant woman and not actually her date, she seems to like it.

...Apparntley Bradley is ~irresistable~

*stare*

"THAT is for always being there when i wake up"

"THAT is for being such a slut of a mum"

Family love <3

"THAT is for being a man whore"

Damiens always jumping around and shit

"What are you doing here you stupid fucking gnome? You've HAD IT NOW BITCH"

Whatcha smustling to Holly? Shall we show the readers what you are smustling to? Yes i think we shall...

........Yeh, I put a load of random old songs on my computer into the game and just thought it was amusing that they were smustling to "Is it cos im cool"

Facebook: Hannah Moore today i hate this fucking kid ive never even met, infact, i just hate all kids, they are all just little shits.

Oh god. Now Bradleys on the juice, too.

"Im so sick of jumping so abnormally high now, I HATE BEING A KID"

Damien: "OMG she has a vagina"

Hayden: "Who let this fucking kid in here?"

Hannah has no one to play with D:

Arn't they just a nice bunch of siblings? <3

"Someone better give me a counter to work on NOW, or theres gonna be some sore ASSES"

Oh, Hannah......

Dont even dare. I mean it. I know where you live,, i can make you life hell!

Holly comes and distracts him with her hussy ways

Um...Damien...who are you talking to........

Poor Haydens losing the will to live these days

"Hey little boy, whats your name?"

I sent them to the pet store to er....get a pet.

"Now repeat after me...'EVERYONE MUST DIE'..there's a good birdy"

They got a dog. It's called Beasty.

And Hannah actually made a friend. Even if it is a parrot that stares at her chest.

So she brought him home and named him Hitler

Oh now that's just going to make Damien a laughing stock at school isn't it? 'I havn't done my homework beacause my Chihuahua, Beasty, chewed it up'

"Ok Hitler, remember what we talked about...everyone must die, so do me proud!"

Thats abit of a evil face to be walking downstairs with...did you just do a really big poop in the upstairs loo or something?

Hannah got fat.

And this can only anger it her even more...

Time for Damien to grow up

This is a rockin' partay

See? o-b-s-e-s-s-e-d.

Damien rolled Knowledge/Family

*stare*

Giving her a taste of her own medicine?

"HAI. Will you hury up already, i have something for you.."

"Your punch of the day!"

"What the hell is wrong with you? Your a fucking physcopath"

Either way, Hannah seems pleased with herself.

"Well how'd you like some knuckle sandwich then! huh? How'd you like this every morning bitch!"

Stop crying all the time Hayden! I think she's quite sad about the fact that her part of the round robin is over.

Holly: "Your bird seems to be flying around me alot lately..."
Hannah: "~~thats because ive trained him to kill you~~ Hey so um...its great not being poor anymore huh?"

Holly: "Yeh its great not being poor! Maybe you could get some acne cream now"
Hannah: Go on Hitler, DO IT, DO IIIIIIIIIIT

"Get out you ugly dooche bag, i need to pee"

Damien: "I carnt go! THE TOILET IS IN THE WAY OF THE DOOR"
Hannah: "Bitch you better get out right now, before I FLUSH YOUR UGLY HEAD DOWN IT"

"Get the hell away from me!!"

"What?! All's i said was that your face looks abit like a chimpanzee since you aged into a teen"

"Hey....So whats a guy like you doing in a batshit crazy house like this..."

"OMG that was so hot"

"And i like that tracksuit...id like it even more...on my bedroom floor....hey that ryhmed!"

Vanessa's bday!

"What the hell? you let me get old. Screw you."

Whats with the evil look Bradley?

What? Who even stole it? I bet it was that ginger dude, oh he's going to pay next time im in that lot

Oh Holly's going to love that.

And she knows it

"Sweet! 5 minutes on the treadmill and im anorexic!"

Its like she can see me sometimes...

Bradleys got another chick to fall for his ~irresistable~ ways

Yay! with Vanessa now old, i could finally through an anniversary party

You don't seem really into that hug Hayden

A toast to Hayden!

Congratulations on your first ever woohoo...all them years ago"

"mmm you smell good bro"

"Hey randomer, do you want me to read to you?"

The old's pose for a final shot

Because its time for everyone to age up!

And the 3 i have picked for the Heir Vote are.....

1....

2....

3....

And there you go! I have to say, i had fun playing this family, and i hope i didn't suck to much with my writing lol!

Well the actual poll will be up soon, and on that i will put all thier LTW's, skills etc

I also need to know who's next, because i know the list of people changed slightly

Happy voting!

The Moore Round Robin Legacy 2.4

l_amanda — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:53:06 GMT

Yeh, can I just say that I was playing another lot, and Hannah came by, kicked thier trash can over, and started to just plain annoy and insult people. She had never met them before.

.......and scowl at them

I just thought this was a really wierd hug

I mean, it looks like he's hanging on to her for dear life

....

Oh my god. What is wrong with these girls? seriously.

And then she goes and flirts with him. I swear, Hollys becoming such a hussy.

Yeh, the porch really is the best place to smustle!

"Check my muscles!"

"Out of you and me, who do you thinks gonna get woohoo first when we are older??"

I think Hannahs on drugs

Like weed or something

Couldnt be bothered reading it all so just clicked Whole Squad

Finally abit of luck!

"God i fucking hate school. And i hate that fucking driver aswell, beeping her fucking horn every second, bitch"

"Hey Holly, CATCH"

"Woah"

"Hey look, its Geroge Clooney with his new grey hair!"

"What are you on about? that's just a wrinkly old ma-

"You DID NOT just do that"

"WHY ARE YOU BUILDING A SNOWMAN?? WHY??"

Holly brought Meadow Thayer back from work, and she just had to stand with her ars right in Damiens view

Looks like Haydens still has the hots for her, like she did in simmericangirl's game

And Meadow's a lesbian in my game too it seems!

"Ah snowman, so we meet again. Guess you didn't get the message last time, maybe i should KICK YOUR ARS again"

Look at her face, oh how she enjoys destroying things.

"Time for your KNUCKLE SANDWICH"

Oooh now i get it. She's not on drugs, she's just always drunk.

Look at his relationship with Holly. They are friends but it's at zero?? What the hell!

Thanks matchmaker! But seriously, if you looked out your window and saw that, you'd shit yourself, right?

"Heeey so how about we-

"Well screw him then. Maybe ill have a go at that unsuspecting fool"

Time for Bradleys birthday

Holly...maybe that's not such a good idea..

Hate to say i told you so

Connor's so upset..he has to put his hands behind his back..

But they arn't behind his back for long

Oh don't even go there, Holly blows you out so now you want the other twin?!

Bradley rolled Romance/Family

And another slap for good luck

"Look, Connor, Im sorry i flirted with him, I didn't know you were looking at the time..."

Angry dancing ftw

I don't know why he's suddenly gone all angrry as a teenager..

Maybe its having Hannah as a sister

Lol this is just like me and my brother.

Yep, its also Haydens birthday :(

"Oh my god I look so old and disgusting eew"

Actually i think she looks ok as an elder. It still looks like Hayden but...older. Lol no shit.

He keeps coming by ALL THE FUCKING TIME to steal all thier old newspapers. Fine HAVE THEM it saves us having to recycle them

And again..

Aaaaand again

OH MY GOD JUST GET OVER IT!!!

"If that son of a bitch comes here one more time ima kick his ars so bad he'll never be able to sit down again"

"um..if the other half of your body still in the lamp?"

""I wish for MONEYS!"

"HOLY CRAP. how did frost get on this so soon?"

"I just got a crap load of money, and your not seeing any of it"

Theres nothing like someone coughing thier guts out all over your hamburgers is there

Do you think she's doing it in Hannah's face on purpose?

"By the way, i took all that money you got. Its mine now, k?"

"Hey, do you mind changing your hair? It looks better on me see. You just look stupid"

Bradders wants his fist kiss so i calledthe matchmaker down

"Oooh i want a girl that will make my heart leap out of my chest!"

.......

"Um...can we try again??"

"You've got to be kidding me"

What sort of outfit is that anyway? Is she one of them tinkering people??"

Matchmakers useless. So i sent these 3 to the park for abit

"$20 for a cup of coffee??? you know where you can shove it dont you."

"ooow these slides are dangerous, i carnt feel my butt"

Oh come on Damien, grow a pair

"Dam..who knew a girl her age had fully grown boobs!"

"So how about we....

She really doesn't have much luck with the guys does she

"Bitch you better get of this NOW, i need to update my facebook status about what i hate today"

So he doesn't like slides, and he doesn't like big bags of money. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS KID.

Facebook status: "Hannah Moore today i HATE radio's. Who the fuck invented them? All they do is let out crappy music that makes me want to kill myself"

Oh for gods sake, he's back! And this time it looks like he's planning on lobbing a giant snowball at Holly's window or something..

Oh you've got to be kidding. An even uglier burglar now. Well this time i have an alarm so HA

Yeh, don't mind the burglar 'sneaking' past you on the stairs aye Holly.

Hannah: "BOOO! This fight sucks! Get some blood in there!"

Thats right, you wont. BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

The next one will be the last one until the poll!! Im not sure who's up for the next round though?

Oh my god, i don't know why its done so many cuts! Stupid LJ!!!

The Moore Round Robin Legacy 2.3

l_amanda — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:08:20 GMT

Pop!

Here's Bradley by the way

Why are you stealing our invisable newspaper? WHY?

Random picture for cuteness

Just look at her face. She's planning to hit him real hard with that pillow isn't she

Pop again!

Ah, return it

Haydens got a new favourite

He seems happy about having just puked. Then again, hes always happy, he is uber nice

Whats up with your arm?

Go Holly! But...she doesn't have any other relatives...

They just about managed to have enough money for a slightly bigger house...not much left to put stuff in it though.

OK I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE FLU. YAY.

Oh come on, seriously??

Hannah's trying out a new technique to beat people up with....tai chi

Hayden decides to give birth at the most inconvient time. She just that second threw a party for Holly and Hannah's birthday, and Bradleys upstairs screaming to get out of his crib

Doesn't everyone look happy?

Another boy. Damien. Hayden's skin and eyes, Vanessa's hair. Im so dissapointed I didn't get a red head

"SOMEONE LET ME OUT NOW! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE! WAAAH"

"Hmm..I wish for..world domination"

Hannah rolled Knowledge/Pleasure

Holly rolled Family/Pleasure

Conjoined twins?

Skip it!

Sweet

"WHY DID WE HAVE ALL THESE KIDS D:"

What? What game??

Hannah...actually being nice to a sibling?

"THIS HOUSE IS DOING MY HEAD IN"

And its doing Bradleys in too

But its soon time for his birthday!

I think Cherry thinks she lives there. She's always just ~around~ and now she's sleeping in Vanessa and Haydens bed?

Here's Bradley as a kid

What has happened to you Hayden? She's cute!1

Pass..

Carn't it reward us with a promotion for once instead of just skill points??

Its funny how Hannah never gets any of these

Why are they playing toss football in the living room??

His names Connor by the way

Do you think he's actually shy or just embarrased by Hannah's attempt at flirting?

What are you doing Holly? You don't do this sort of thing!!! Your nice!

"Sweet! I just got noogied"

"Hey do you wanna swing me around?"

"I'll pass"

:(

Im sensing a love triangle is happening here

Its time for Damien's birthday

But everyones too concered with how much he stinks

"Just so you know, I'm totally going to make out with Connor"

"Well, we'll see who he makes out with first wont we"

"Bitches, he won't make out with either of you. You have no money, i know these things, im a guy"

I forgot to show you Damien

What is it with Vanessa and her chance cards?

Erm..practice

Again with the skill points

I got the teens jobs for a bit of extra money

Finally!

What the hell are these things on the bus

This reminds me of that old Steps song 'Tradegy' Haha

Hahaha now Holly's brought him back

This is not going to end well.

If looks could kill..

Holly - 1 Hannah - 0

"Hey lil bro, i just totally got my first kiss!"

"Ahaha thats so funny! I never thought you'd get your first kiss!"

"STEP OFF BITCH"

"What the hell dude? We just had our first kiss, i thought we was like, going to get married now or something"

"NO NO NO, NOT THE TALC!"

I guess that's what you get

"Here Damien, do you want this toy? I got it espeically for you"

"Tough haha its mine! MINE!"

Hold up, who's Hannah on the phone to?

OH MY GOD HANNAH. You really are trying to get one up on Holly arn't you??

This rarely happens in my game, and its NEVER happened with a teenager, so i was actually quite shocked at this.

And on your parents bed? THIS IS ALL SO WRONG.

Who are you telling to get out?? Me??

Oh, your brothers. Your telling your little brothers to stop playing and get out of the room so you can woohoo. Nice.

Holly - 1 Hannah - 1

"Congratulations on being born!"

"You DID NOT just woohoo in my bed"

Yeh, like Hannah would really break up a fight. Keep watering.

Lol whatever. But doesn't the description totally sound like Hannah..'couldn't care less about anything else' haha.

Womanizer womanizer your a womanizer womanizer

Time for Damien to grow up!

Apparntley he can float on air as a kid

Something is wrong here..very wrong.

"Jeeze mum, don't you ever wash your hair??"

A proper look at him.

And thats it for now! By the way, how long is it before you can actually throw the first anniversary party? They've been married for ages now and still carn't throw one. Its driving me crazy!!

The Moore Round Robin Legacy 2.2

l_amanda — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:40:42 GMT

Hand the baby to a piece of wedding cake.........yeh

"Dam your so hoooot when your in labour"

She had twin girls!

Hannah

She got all of Vanessa's features

And Holly

Haydens skin, Vanessa's eyes and hair. I hope i get at least one red head.

"YOU JUST PUKED IN MY EYE"

"Where the fucks my snowman? when it snows you make a snowman for me to talk to. Where is it? Wheres my snowman BITCHES"

Holly is so fucking greedy. She needs feading twice as much as Hannah

"'Dont you dare fucking soil yourself again, Hannah"

They ACR'd try for baby! ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME? they just had twins for fucks sake AND theres not enough room

"OW OW OW OW"

"DONT YOU DARE FLUSH THE TOILET WHILE IM IN THE SHOWER AGAIN"'

I need to get more promotions quick to buy a slightly bigger house

"ERM EXCUSE ME??? MY ARMITS STINK. SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?"'

Its not long till its bday time for the twins..

Surely that suits gonna scare the crap outta the kid when she turns round

Holly

and Hannah

"Huggles???"

"HELL NO" (shes only got one nice point)

"but....but....sis?....huggles :("

That face actually made me say 'awww' out loud when i saw it

What the fuck, Rodney Jung? what have they ever done to you???

.....

Favourtism. Hayden has it.

yay

Theyre both giving the other twin attention for once. Haydens usally always got Holly and Vanessa with Hannah

"stupid whiny sister"

Hannah finally gives in to huggles

...or is it just a ploy to strangle her?

"Erm excuse me, will someone get THIS ONE out of the way??"

"Whos my favourite girl? you are! you are!11"'

Hannah: "MY BOTTLE"

"I SAID, MY BOTTLE BITCH'"

"Told you it was my bottle"'

They are doing it again!

"Um..its in my way again!"

Birthday tieeem

"ZOMG full sized hands!"

Holly post makeover

And Hannah. And a nice flash of Haydens ars for you too.

Thier expressions say it all, Holly has a slight smile because shes quite nice, whereas Hannah has a natural look of -i dont give a shit-

Do you think Haydens expression is from the pain of Cherry legging her in her private zone, or from the music?

"HOLY FUCK WHATS THAT".

"UGH come on, thats not something i wanna see when i wake up"

"Stupid lazy birth mum. God why does she have to exist"

Hannah: "Hey Holly, punch me right here, punch me as hard as you can"
Holly: "NOO i dont like violence" *crys*

"What the fuck? wuss."

Lol just look at the difference of thier wants.

"Hey bitch, CATCH!"

"OK OK, not too hard though"

*lobs it*

"Your a horrible, mean bitch do you know that??!"

"What can I say :D"

"UM EXCUSE ME, I HATE MY LIFE"

"Remember when i was a baby, and you always had Holly and not me?"

"Hmm yeh, i guess i just love her more"

"Wut"

Booyeh! Oh, and you brought a vampire back? that'll work out well.

"Does anyone smell burning?"

"MUM MUM, YOUR HOME! THANK FUCK. God I hate my sister."

LOL...its kinda sad really :(

"You wanna fight? ill kick your white ars with my ninja moves bitch"

She has so much rage inside.

Old Man Townie: "Now what did you do that for? You kids are out of control these days."

She kind of just trapped herself into a corner though. I guess the snowman has the last laugh.

"Mum, mum are you OK?? god the electrifying sound makes good music!"

Vanessa: "OH GOD I CARNT LOOK"

Vanessa: "I SHOULDN'T OF LOOKED. I THINK IM GOING TO PUKE"
Everyone :*stares*

Holly: "Come on mum, lets dance to celebrate you not dying!"

"Wooo yeh! Go sis"

Hannah: " Youv'e got a HUGE spider on you back"

Well i guess all of Vanessa's ACR'ing paid off..

"Soooo...t....t.......t

"i...is..that a z in my food? How'd tthat get there?"

"Why do you always have to be there when i wake up??? JESUS."

"Woo yeh check my muscles"

what?

Dont look at me with that tone of face

Popitty Pop

Madison's stopped by to erm...trim thier bushes.

Woo

"Im just the best! Come on, admit it, THE BEST"

Aww, its Lizzy, one of my sims from another family.
Hannah didn't bring anyone back....maybe she was a mean bitch to the other kids.

Its time!

Its a boy, called Bradley. Has all of Vanessa's features, like Hannah. Which really pisses me of because i rolled the pacifer loads

Apparantly she carn't get to the crib.

Hannah: "Die bitch"
Holly: "Your gonna go to jail for this!"

Hayden: "Well done honey, she looks like she's in pain. Carry on"

"So, i heard theres another kid in the family. It better be mean like me then we can really rip Holly"

"Excuse me? theres no chairs to sit on!"

Yep, another baby on the way! And this one better be a red head

Holy shit, Hannah saying something positive?

Birthday time! Oh, it only seems like yesterday he was born...oh wait...it was yesterday

What does he look like? Find out in the next post!

The Moore Round Robin Legacy 2.1

l_amanda — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:40:50 GMT

I moved her into this cute little house Downtown, she hasn't got much money left though..

Well, least we know she's got some taste

mm..the smell of Downtown...road works and sweat..I feel like I've smelt this before?

Hayden Moore
4-8-4-7-6
FAMILY/romance
Turn Ons: Formal Wear / Makeup
Turn Off: Hats
OTH: Music and Dance
LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary

Skills:
Cooking - 6
Mechanical - 2
Charisma - 6
Body - 0
Logic - 4
Creativity - 9
Cleaning - 0

"Heres your free fucking computer your ungratefull bitch. God I hate my job."

I sent Hayden to the park to cadge some free food and maybe meet a potential wifey

Instead she decides to form a random band

'Check it out..she's totally sticking her boobs out at me!'

Spoke to soon about her having taste before didnt I..

Aint no way your hitting that

'So listen, don't get any ideas about showing me your rocket just because your sat with me'

'Bitch I dont wanna show you my rocket. I just wanna eat my fucking hamburger'

'So, do you think that chicks poor? I dont want no poor chick.'

ta.

What the fuck Crumblebottom? She hasn't done anything you crazy old bat

D:

Gilbert.

Your barking up the wrong tree there mate.

Madison, one of my sims

and

Harvey, also one of mine.

Gilbert can fuck of home to his mum but Harvey and Madison, come on in!

'Damn!!'

Sorry Hayden, shes off limits..

Hayden! Noo! lol OFF LIMITS

'Will you get of my fucking cumputer i need to check my facebook!!'

Sure...she's never even met you but whatever

So of they go to the LuLu Lounge

Hayden: 'aaaay good lookin'
Townie: 'um..im over here..'

She wasnt talking to you, you ugly fuck

Oooh what do we have here?

A townie from takemizu? island..who for some reason is Downtown

Result!

So she asked her on a date. And look, shes a family sim too!

'You know, you look like you need a good deflowering'

I sent them to the diner for food. Couldnt really afford lobster but..maybe we could skip out on the bill?..

Stay cool Hayden..stay cool...act like your going to the loo or something

Oh come on! we're poor!

Bitch

Host: 'blablabla ner ner ner'
Hayden: *smirk*
Vanessa: 'Your so ugly, i have to close my eyes when i look at you'

Hayden: 'dam that girl over there is hoooot'
Host: 'Woah'

Aww

And when i think ive left the date some what dignified..ACR takes over while Haydens waiting for a cab..

'Wow! that was -eyes rolling to the back of my head- good!'

I got Hayden the highest paying job available at the time..Military

Doesnt she look cute in her uniform :D

'ugh..carpool driver is ming to the ing'

woo!

earn that body point for the next promotion bitch!

'Hey Hayden..some um..about that rocket....'

....

Oh well screw you both then

well seen as though YOUR not 'available' Vanessa, maybe we'll work on getting Hayden them two more woohoos

Oh look, theres a random ugly townie, greet her

that half romance side of her REALLY shines through doesn't it?

YEH THNX. was already going to get one anyway, just earned the body point

Another woman townie! one that i made a while ago, Cherry Bakewell

Nah. Going to get a promtoion next anyway. GIVE ME SOME USEFUL NETWROKING PEOPLE!

She spent so long trying to woo them both she almost starved to death, but they weren't having any of it.. so she got no woohoo's :(

Yeeeh!

Dam Hayden. Its a shame your not straight..hot townie is hot

*sigh*

This is when i got her to invite Vanessa over but she wasn't in the phonebook. Then i realised she was already stood outside. Stalker much?

Coz ur hot and your cold, your yes and your no, your in and your out, your up and your down

Not bad..

After i worked my magic

Vanessa Chen
7-4-4-7-5
Family
LTW- Marry of 6 children (fuck)

Vanessa: 'Bitch you better not be bi'

OH COME ON! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I FORGET TO BUY AN ALARM!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I FUCKING HATE YOU. I ACTUALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

Vanessa: 'Well...this is entertaining.'

Why are you booing Vanessa? the cop kicked his fucking ugly ars

Thanks dude!

OH GEE THANKS VANESSA. I KNOW THAT NOW. you couldnt of got that want BEFORE could you?!

..lol? yeh shes definetly from that takemizu? village

Haydens on a roll baby!

I sent the girls to a restaurant on a date for a meal and such

'Oh hai! dont i know you from somewhere?'

Hayden rolled the want to get engaged and we gotta reach that golden anniversary somehow!

'Soooo shiny :D'

Dam romance side

Vanessa, you don't need to leave roses at your own doorstep for Hayden

LOL you little wierdo

The first baby is on the way!

um...Red?

FUCK

Thats right Vanessa its YOUR fault

'Awh..you lost your job? this is a sad sad day :('

Pop!

Decided i might aswell get them married now as they both have the want

Doesn't Vanessa look beautifull :)

The guests consist of these 3

Hayden couldnt have a wedding dress because it wouldnt show her bump :(

'Come to mama'

Some random old bitch decided to join us

'IM HAPPY YET SO ANGRY IM MARRIED, DAM CONFLICTING ASPIRATIONS!'

'Eat the cake bitch'

'Oooh i remember the first time we woohoo'd, it was in a photobooth on our first date. Aah memorys'

wtf Hayden? your pregnant

YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE FUCKING WEDDING. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.

Baby time!

Oh christ. Natural twins.

Find out in the next update what Hayden has!

must.stop.staying.out.all.night.on.saturdays.

l_amanda — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:00:43 GMT

Boy im tired. Didnt get in from yet another night out till 6 this morning. Had about 5 hours sleep before i had to get up to drive to my mums to load my car with some of her stuff then follow thier car to the soon to be new house in Boothstown. Oh- MY-God their new house is gorgoeus. Its in one of them nieghbourhoods where all the houses are big and nice. The best part..well, my mum and knob face are going away for the weekend at the end of February, and im staying in the house on my own to look after the cat. Its also supposed to be a 'trial' for me because they are going away for 2 weeks in June and im supposed to be staying then.

Oh i carnt wait! I know it sounds like no big deal, but living with 2 men, the peace and quite and space of a house to myself for a few days is like heaven. Roll on 27th of February!

I will have to take some sims CDs though...even if i carnt play MY sims i can at least play SIMS. If that makes sense..

l_amanda — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:54:44 GMT

Thank god this week is almost over and its nearly weekend. This week has not been the best. Infact its been shitastic.

Sooo my mums got the keys to her new house, so im gonna drive down tomoz and move some stuff over for her. I carnt wait till June, because my mum goes on holiday for 2 weeks and im going to move into her house while shes gone. A house all by myself! I have to look after her cat and the plants...LOL WHO CARES I HAVE A HOUSE FOR 2 WEEKS.

Anyway...so tomoz night im going to my friends dads bday party..then a house party after. Seriously, how am i gonna get any simming done lately?

Well, i loaded my game in uni just to make a few sims into townies last night..i played for about half an hour, but i was all -pissed of- at life coz its been a shit week, and i just decided to kill loads of the ugly maxis dormies. First that ginger chick, Kitty something, annoying bitch, i felt a little twinge of pleasure as that satelite fell on her.
*walks away slowly.....*

l_amanda — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 13:21:31 GMT

Alcohol = Bad Coffee = Good

l_amanda — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:41:34 GMT

I have actually given into temptatrion and joined that dam facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1100487362&ref=profile

I havnt bothered adding anyone or anything yet but if u do have facebook feel free to add me...

Sooo..have to go out tonight for my friends bday. Well, it was her bday on new years day but shes going out tonight into town. I can see myself getting rather drunk and dancing about in the clubs lol...but you know, its her bday thing so i couldnt sAY no........

Its bloody cold though.

Back to work on monday...NOT looking forward to it but theres nothing i can do but get on with it. Anywho's this was just a random ramble so ill go now...

l_amanda — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:25:56 GMT

Aaah..another day with my lounging in my PJs and playing sims till dark. LOL..this is what ive been doing on my my days off. Oh how i love it.

Well yesterday i managed to drag myself out. I went into town with mum, saw the movie 'Four Christmas's' which was quite funny, then afterwards went out for a meal and such with her boyfriend. Mum informed me that she saw a ghost in her house...and no, shes not some crazy old lady lol. Her house is like 100 years old and is pretty freaky. Anyway, shes moving house in Jan, not coz of the ghost, but 'seeing' it sure makes her look forward to moving. Ive aparantly got to come down in my car, and help her move. Oh such fun............

I was going to go out shopping today BUT..its like minus 2 outside, my cars iced up and...well, who needs the hassle? Ill go tomorrow......but for now, my games loading so..

Hope you all had a gd xmas by the way. New years eve tomorrow already...I hate hate hate January - Its the worst most depressing mounth EVARRRR.

BLAH

l_amanda — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:20:36 GMT

Well, i finally finished work today for christmas..didnt feel like a 'last day' this year..it was just like a normal working day. Last year, we all got what booze we wanted, i got a WHOLE crate of alcho pops and a whole table was full of red and white wine that companys we used brought in. i got about 3 bottles of wine aswell as the crate.

This year though..we didnt get much wine from suppliers as most of them have gone bust with the way things are these days. I came out with two bottles of white wine today though, spose i carnt sniff as that. Didnt get out will 10 past 5 though, because gaylord malcolm decided to write one of his 5 page essays about crap for me to type up, today of all days. Tosser.

AND you would think, since its xmas, and the last day, the boss would let us go a couple hours early, but nooooooooooo not that miserable bastard. This year was just crap.

And what is with all the 'kissy kissy' merry christmassys from people? I got about 3 kisses when people were leaving, its jsut awkward. Specially when i dont like them.

Well, anyway, im finished now. Tomorrow i get paid..and i have to do a bit more shopping..wrap my gifts and meet my mum in the pub later on.

Dont feel 'chrismassy' yet...

oOOo Shiny!

l_amanda — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:31:00 GMT

I MADE A SHINY NEW SIM..

I decided to make some new townies. Heres my first..Kayla-Jane. But, i have got a bit attached and dont know whether to actually make her a townie now :S

Maybe ill use her for a new legacy...oh well, check her out..

l_amanda — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:50:51 GMT

I have my daily headache..except today its worse because i was drinking last night.

Ive took 4 TRIPLE ACTION Anadins, so thats like...Quadrupal triple pain killer action..

anyway heres my thingy majig for today

3.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/ <--- that makes me smile even in the worst of moods.

l_amanda — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:59:02 GMT

WHAT THE SHIT i have had the crappiest day EVAAAAAAR.

BUT I HAVE TO DO MY 'WHAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY' THING.

So..

erm.

This is really hard today.

HARD.

Ok ..im just gonna say this really stupid thing.

2. Well, at dinner time i went out with mark in the car as usual. But when it was time to go back to work i was at this junction, and it was really hard to get out. So when there was nothing coming on my right, and edged out into the road, waiting for someone to let me go on left. But no one would, so he put the window down and started just going 'COME ON LET US OUT, COME JUST LET US GO YOUR GONNA HOLD UP THE TRAFFIC UP, COME ON etc' coz i was blocking the other way. It was just funny, and somone actually did. That makes him sound like a prick but it wasnt like that lol.

Anywayz...thats it. TODAY SUCKS AND IM GOING TO GO DIE A SLOW DEATH NOW GOODBYE.

l_amanda — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:32:00 GMT

drderange tagged me! And being me, i carnt resist a meme so...

1. Post about something that made you happy today even if it's just a small thing.
2. Do this everyday for a week without fail.
3. Tag 8 of your friends to do the same.

1. Its not a good thing that i am full of a cold and cough right now, but i have rang in sick for work so i get another day of and i get to play sims all day! and THAT makes me happy xD. Oh, and this time next week will be my last day of work before the xmas break, yay!

I Tag:

simperfect
skylarkza
fantasyrogue
simmericangirl
dothesmustle
zaggytiddies
hellsings
avalunasims

l_amanda — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:29:24 GMT

I really think im addicted to this site.

I was looking for a jam sandwich, and then I found a jam sandwich
and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Which song was this lyric from?

l_amanda — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:12:47 GMT

Ok..so, my final battle is with myself..and i win. Go me.

l_amanda — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:02:54 GMT

If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my penis.

Which song was this lyric from?

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without penis by my side.

Which song was this lyric from?

Who needs a wee wee when a wee wee can be broken?

Which song was this lyric from?

Wee Wee, wee wee, wee wee
Must be funny
In the rich man's world.

Which song was this lyric from?

There must be an angel playing with my poo.

Which song was this lyric from?

My bum brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours.

Which song was this lyric from?

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a noob.

Which song was this lyric from?

l_amanda — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:32:55 GMT

Stolen from drderange

And the whole world has to answer right now
just to tell you once again who's lauren.

Which song was this lyric from?

From Micheal Jackson apparntly...

and i couldnt resist..

All you need is mark, mark. Mark is all you need.

Which song was this lyric from?

Oh shut up.

l_amanda — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:56:24 GMT

Yesterday was FAAAAB. It started of with me going shopping with my best mate Becka, where i got a gorgeous dress, some awesome shoes for a tenner(!) to wear for the work christmas party (yes i went), then we went on a drive round in my car, had a maccie's, went back to mine where i got ready, then i went to the party which WAS JUST FULL OF AWESOME.

Although, i did get VERY drunk, to the point where i even sneaked behind some bar and poured my own beer IN A JUG. Luckily, i didnt get caught. I was real classy there, drinking out of a jug. ERm..yeh. I also ended up on the dance floor several times dancing with various people...i remember i was hugging quite a few people aswell...eh,..

Anywho, i wont go into everything, but it was a good night and im glad i went :D. Being the only girl was rather fun actually..

Im surprised i dont feel terribly ill today, the amount of things i drank. I even knocked back several shots that mark got us lol.

IM GONA GO PUT THE CHRISTMAS TREEE UP NOW WOOO. lol

Decisions, oh Decisions...

l_amanda — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:51:38 GMT

Do i go to the office christmas party tomorrow? DO i?????

http://www.officechristmas.co.uk/party2008/Party%20at%20the%20Pyramids~Manchester~UK <-- that is the party.

I think it looks pretty good. BUt...here are the pros and cons of going..

CONS:

1. Ill be the only girl. Amonst about 15 guys i work with.
2. Its on a Saturday night, and who wants to see people you dont like from work at the weekend?
3. ill have to wear a dress.

PROS:

1. I get to get drunk on someone else's money
2. I get to see Mark all dressed up in a suit (he's one of the few people i like at work)
3. I'll be the prettiest, because ill be the only girl LOL how sad.

I ordered a dress incase i wanted to go, and i dont think its come.

Oh i dont knoooow whether to goooo. marks askin if im going and I DUNNO. I HATE DECISIONS.

Ill prob end up going. The inner me wont let me miss out on the free food and booze.

Its too early for christmas partys anyway if you ask me.