subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?

me especially desires therefore the Bumsen

kyliooo — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 19:29:44 GMT

remix of a favorite duran duran song of mine
live broken social scene

i can't NOT do this meme! blame stolenokisses
1. Pick five songs that most people on your friends list would know.
2. Select lyrics of up to but not surpassing 150 words from each one.
3. Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
4.Enter the lyrics thus:

English to German
German to French
French to Portugeuse
Portugeuse to English
5. Post the resultant gobbledegook
and ask people to figure out what the songs are

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the shins - know your onion! / dysphasia

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3. OH - No., deflagration died, long deflagration of phase died it a ugly death for the back catalogue and now it knows that it receives them in no part and that now knows, vocês carries through you OH - No., that the deflagration had died, gave it to us necessarily raises in superior part the deaths, but they are not in superior part and the radio has to the Salmonellen and now vocês that will now die to the vocês left it this announcement for us which deflagration thus died, it was not a great loss thus very facelifts, its face of the emperor did not fly takes distant of clothes and end of the deflagration eidung year und High Sena zieht weg vom OH - In. ab, Knall WTI early, lang leben abschliessende Linie of the Knalls to einer of the Koks, zum ER weg vom Ruck zu stossen ER weg left it it the left to the this announcement for us this announcement for us
AHAHAHAHA
radiohead - pop is dead / nathew

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franz ferdinand - darts of pleasure / catchytunes and respectthecity

5. Luminous descending if Itself torr Everest with stochern to that lillies of courses in gilet the ski and ' the Thar does not go your nose they fishes does not stop tunas in the meat of the Fabric of Stepmother with documents of writing, data that together more do not keep it with the shrimps of the raised category on the church and state me Band with Saturn rings that would play a knot in Erroll Flynn sings, tying yi yi yip, yip to urrar grilled, yipee that they are for vocês ying, what is not the Polca in one does not dance dhoti and rite of the Fruehlinges to whistle Soliloquy Doerfchens recites ' le jour aiguisent votre lame Koeder sich nicht mit Garnelen to give hoeheren Kategorie to ueber die Kirche und unterhalten Zustand ich Band la mit Ringen Saturns, die ich spielen wuerde einen Knoten in Erroll Flynns singe, binden wuerde yi yi yip, yip bruellen durchbrannte, tanzen of yipee, them to fuer Sie ying ist, nicht die Polka in einem dhoti und of rite DES Fruehlinges zu pfeifen nicht Soliloquy DES recites Doerfchens mit munching Zwiebel Ringe nicht ein stickleback in auffangen Str. Augustines am Tag schaerfen nicht Ihre Klinge und schlagen Ihr Schild und somersault herauf brae établissent, je ne suis pas devenu jonglieren vous avec les lunes Jupiters that je chante les dunes du the Saharas to yoon constructs a pyramid on the rank with Frosties to the packings and glues it serves of the balls of rubber metal ring in a plate and to call it the court potentiometer an Irishan modifies them it the entire water in the wine and the way on the sea dead does not sing the song of the golden Reno with a flea increased me a world above during seven days me the láctea way sings pasteurisieren, yi yi yip, yip would form that yay yipee me jonglieren with Jupiters moons me the dunes of the Saharas sings flachdruecken would become, yi yi yip, # $$kleber dienen nicht Gummigewehrkugeln inside to einer Schuessel of sie zu nennen irisches Eintopfgericht aendern Wasser nicht in Wein und Weg auf dem Toten Meer singen nie of Lied DES goldenen Rheins mit einem vergroesserten Floh ich eine Welt an sieben Tagen ich die Milchstrasse singe pasteurisieren wuerde, yi yi yip, yip bilden wuerde, of yay yipee ich wuerde jonglieren mit Monden Jupiters ich die Duenen DES the Saharas singe flachdruecken wuerde, yi yi yip, yip, yipee yoon ich Mars in eine schwarze Bohrung faire un pas, j ' étendrais la prune to embouteillage sur DES rôles Ing to car chanterais, yi yi yip, yip, yole yipee that je comprimerais les points du soleil moi les Stute les Imbrium to chanter dehors, yi yi yip, yip, yum yip to nager, yay le yipee
FDSoiqh#R9HE09J@)q RTHIS IS THE BEST EVER!

also this is so obvs you don't have to guess but it was so funny i had to post it:
When it was here ahead, could not look at the eye in who satisfied as an angel, cries out them form, vocês as a pen in a pretty world to swim, me desires to me that it is was special, the Bumsen me an expansion is therefore however especially me a Weirdo is that the hell me me here that makes not to belong it here to me not to interest to be, if wanted orientation to it to have wounded me perfect bodies desired, me a soul perfect desires, me considers your skin desires to you, when in redor of vocês I am not I am, the Bumsen me desires especially therefore that it is special, however of new race races to run that type it happily what so always desires, vocês is, me especially desires therefore the Bumsen that either special, that it is however an expansion, me a Weirdo either the hell me that it is here making? I do not belong me I do not belong here here

WHY WON'T THE ATEASE BOARD WORK WHEN I NEED TO DOWNLOAD FULL MP3S OF LAST/GLASS FLOWERS AND HOUSE OF CARDS!?!?!?$ RADIOHEAD FIX NEEDED NOW THX!

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!1111 THIS IS COMING ALONG NICELY!

THESE AREN'T BOOTS, THEY ARE VIDEOS! ZMARG! THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!
ALSO WTF IS WITH ALL THE MAY 27TH VIDEOS?! THAT'S SO WEIRD!

the sound the smell of swingset hands

kyliooo — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 03:45:08 GMT

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE! WHOOOOOOOOA OOOOOOOOH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!
DOWNLOAD JAZZED IN THE FACE OR I WILL JAZZ YOU IN THE FACE! SRSLY! ALSO THAT'S A BAD THING!

OMG JOY DIVISION AND COVERS AND OMG!
malcom middleton of arab strap
duke ellington, ny dolls, tom waits, and the one le tigre track i still love (ok, there are a couple more...)
this blog kind of rules!

OMG! STREAM THE VITALIC CD NOW OK!?!? OR AT LEAST JUST "POLKAMATIC"! also, wtf! the nme is supporting vitalic!?

today was like...all decemberists, all the time! ok, there were only two decemberists things: a painting of an infanta, and a painting called "odialisque", but then i thought taun's notebook said "leslie anne levine" so i was thinking of the decemberists the whole time. and louis xiv, but they sux, and so did the art that louis xiv liked.

so i have been eating nachos pretty obsessively. with sour cream and chives and cheese and cheap salsa (the only part of which sux). so i limit the salsa. god, nachos are great!

and also listening obsessively to the following songs:
1. jens lekman - boisa-bis-o-boisa. you download this now!!!!!!
2. jens lekman - do you remember the riots? (orchestral)
3. the white stripes - blue orchid. why do i like this so much!?!
4. r.e.m. - turn you inside-out
5. r.e.m. - orange crush
6. radiohead - black star live in toronto (best ever version i swear)
7. radiohead - lucky ft michael stipe (this actually exists! and sort of sux! but i still get it stuck in my head :/)
8. pulp - razzmatazz (still!! god! get out of my head, jarv!)
9. mia/diplo - galangaton (diplo mix)
10. the prodigy - smack my bitch up
if you want any of these, i will be happy to send them. that's pretty much true of any song ever of all time. come on, don't be shy, i love to share!

i am going to make a springtime mix with jens lekman, "the wrong child" by r.e.m. (even though it's sad-ish), and probs something by the shins. and "spring cleaning by bright eyes (kind of obvs). any other suggestions? what songs make you think of spring??

i have been meaning to do this for a while [not to brag, just for my own reference] so i am going to make a list of all the concerts i have ever seen in semi-chronological order.

the beach boys

alanis morrissette

lilith fair (lolz!)...i only really remember the indigo girls (worst ever), sarah mclachlan, and sheryl crow. and the pretenders!

the backstreet boys and someone else but i don't remember who

aretha franklin

the rolling stones, sheryl crow i think, or maybe johnny lang??

eric clapton, doyle bramhall III

the backstreet boys, aaron carter, jimmy ray

paul mccartney

alice cooper (whoa, i'd forgotten about this one!)

ben kweller and adam green

the vines and the music (STFU!)

bulb records 10th anniversary - andrew wk, quintron, 25 suaves, wolf eyes, mindflayer, demolition dollrods, etc etc

the flaming lips, sparklehorse, the sun

party dream, a lot of other local columbus bands also

jane's addiction, qotsa, jurassic 5, audioslave, the distillers, incubus, some others maybe

bright eyes, tilly and the wall

belle and sebastian, rasputina

the white stripes, whirlwind heat

bright eyes, m ward, jim james

death cab for cutie, ben kweller

phantom planet, the thrills, the killers, stellastarr, steriogram

enon, blood on the wall

the von bondies, the sun

immortal technique, teeth of the hydra, the thermals, death from above 1979, some of weird war

reverend horton heat, detroit cobras

the shins, rogue wave, the glands

jello biafra, the sun, party dream, eric wrong and the do-rights, bunches of other local bands...

they might be giants, some other people i forget

the cure, interpol, the rapture, auf der maur, mogwai, the cooper temple clause

dimmu borgir, god forbid, and someone else...

whirlwind heat ahahaha best ever

enon, the black heart procession, murder your darlings

interpol, the secret machines, hail social

tears for fears

the hives, the dirtbombs, the deadly snakes

bright eyes, cocorosie, tilly and the wall

holly golightly, mr airplane man (i forgot when i saw this so it's probably out of order)

an albatross, the cinema eye

fantomas, the locust, trevor dunn's trio convulsant

some of these are really embarrassing! i mean...these aren't all artists i WANTED to see, ok?! well, i did want to see the vines. but don't tell anybody! also i think i was a lesbian when i was 11! lolz! also i feel like i'm forgetting someone, but maybe not?? i'm obvs not counting any of the shit in lancaster...wtf? what am i forgetting!? oh well...

i'm wearing a pin of a silhouette of a breast! jbye!

EDIT! I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT! INTERPOL THE SECOND TIME! OMG!

nature is a language, can't you read?

kyliooo — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 01:28:06 GMT

whoo, i just had tons o fun today!!!

twas the day of the astrophysics phest, where my brother's band, of exile, was to play. since this was uber-fun and cool, i suggest you suck it. :)

i stayed for in the know, where i ended up (like always) getting distracted and talking to corey and andrew. silly fellows, they are. nick ~~arnold~~ mitchell, evidently, bit me again in the shoulder and it fucking hurts.

after itk [sometime around 4:20 on 4/20, ha!], tori and i went over to the metals fab room where of exile was warming up. and by 'of exile', i mean andre. because ty was nowhere to be found, brian didn't know they were playing, jerry was who-knows-where, and blaze (blade?) was just sitting there. they proceeded to warm up for like 45 minutes. andre played radiohead and darkness riffs, which was pretty rad.

what sucked is i forgot my camera, so all the cool ass shit i saw i couldn't take pictures of! nisi will inevitably have pictures up, once i show her how to do that.

i talked to amber and tori, and my mom came and we hung out with her. amber and amber (h and s) also came, and i talked to them for a while, along with lots o people i know. being social! pretty much everything tori, if not, and i did was pretty lesbianic. we're like boytouchers, except opposite. i fed them cheeseballs and cookies. we licked each others' hot dogs. fun.

the band started playing, and we lost nisi to music (ever so enthralled by the band, she is). i was just standing around staring at the hottness (punk boys at our school = only good for looking at). jason downing = hot. he's like damian kulash + paul reubens. peewee paul reubens. he had these sunglasses on...rowr! i forced nisi to take a pic. tori, amber h and s, and i went over to where james was sitting all far away and antisocially and found this really gross puke looking stuff. we poured pop in it. chemistry in action! nisi took a pic of that, too.

all this time dustin, matt burnside, and someone else (all rather large people) were dancing in the weirdest, greatest way possible. when nisi gets her pics up, you will see.

anyway, she went over to go pick on austin, and came back and asked me if i'd like to go with them to go throw things at something. i of course agreed; who says no to throwing things at things?! so i crammed in the back seat of miles hartman's car with tori and whats-his-face and austin, and we all headed to mt. pleasant. donny was also in the front.

the idea was to throw one can of diet coke off the mountain. we climbed it, which was fucking retarded (but now i feel better about eating a ton of ice cream and hot dogs and cookies and shit...not that i really felt bad to begin with). finally, all moist and muggy, we reached the top. it's a pretty awesome view. lancaster sits in a big ass valley and you can see into the horizon for miles when you're at the top of the mountain. i suggest anyone in the lancaster area should do it sometime. it's quite soothing.

we spent a few hours on the mountain. that time consisted only of hearing retarded racist jokes from the boys and watching them throw things at each other. ahh, boys. but besides being horribly conservative bigots, they're pretty cool people. donny actually knew who ben kweller was (i was wearing my bk shirt), even if all he knew was "that one song about 'the rules' ". (the rules? i said, and he didn't realize that was the actual title.) and he knew about emo (and didn't like it! huzzah!) and weezer and floyd. his band is playing at the talent show, and they're doing a queens of the stone age cover. butchering it, but at least they like good music to begin with. their drummer is amazing good, but that's got little to do with anything.

they frequently tried to depants tori, there was lots of talk about porn, and alot of humping. trees, each other, the air, anything. donny mooned us all [and his ass isn't bad], everyone lifted their shirts lots of times. i saw more half naked boy in person all at once than in my life accumulated. in person, mind you. they're pretty cute boys, so untoned and pale and skinny. twas quite fun indeed. they were all showing off for tori, it was amusing.

after we got off the mountain, we hung out in the park, mainly playing on the merry go round thing. it's this big metal thing with boards on the bottom, and you spin it yourself, then you jump on and ride around really fast in circles. i'm feeling the inertia just thinking about it. it was super fun. we gawked at the hippy hackey sack players in the parking lot [one of them was cute!] who were listening to floyd. it was adorable, silly hippies!

then tori said goodbye and opted to stay in the park before walking 2 feet to her house (not literally 2 feet). the boys and i went back to the astrophysics phest to get more hot dogs. everyone was sitting around in their cars talking and listening to social distortion. yes, a school function. all the coveted beef franks were gone, but i did get a free pepsi.

left were jen and adam, to whom i said hi and gave a vague description of my mountaintop revelry. adam found the mooning part particularly funny. also talked about our wonderful public schooling (as a man in a wheeled trash can flew by). ahh, school-sponsored metal shows.

then some random guy walked up to me and asked me who ben kweller was. i said "a guy who plays guitar...and sings...at the same time!" he said that it was a very hard thing to do, and that bk must be very talented, to which i concurred. he asked me what kind of music it was, and all i could come up with was "rock" and "sometimes sort of ballady stuff". horrible description. i should've said something about how it's sometimes alt-country-ish and sometimes 60's pop-ish and sometimes violent femmes-ish, but words escape me, which i told him. he was a very amicable fellow.

the reason why i even brought that up is that i don't think that's ever happened to me before. where someone has come up to me and asked me about my shirt in an earnest manner (and not like a "who is ben kweller, anyway?", snide fashion). in fact, very rarely do people randomly strike up conversations with me at all, i'm usually loudly talking about something and they join in a previously established conversation, then i scare them away. this guy didn't seem to be frightened at all...and he approached me. wow, i sound really lame. still, i get excited about shit like this. people who care about music and are nice! so hard to come by in these parts. i hope i talk to him again sometime. i enjoy amicable people. who the fuck was he?!

and now i'm home. i'm really glad i took advantage of spring in climbing up the mountain. god, it was so wonderful up there. perfectly breezy, not too cold, not too hot. but back to my old computer nerd ways, i guess.

adware still not gone, after using a2, spybot, adaware, and mcafee multiple times. i think i know which ad it is at least: purityscan. and i think it's infecting my lj client that i'm using right at this moment. cool, eh?

s'pose i ought to do something productive right now. gilmore girls in a few, as well. lates!

ps. i realize you lj friends don't know any of the people i'm talking about, but at least get the fact that i knew and hung out with that many people! i feel all popular or something...

edit: fuck yes! i just found out that cd101 is now playing franz in regular rotation!!! seriously, they have the best playlist evar! check it the fuck out ! and do keep in mind that the shite they play makes the good stuff possible.