i wanna do bad things with you

kurtbert @ 2009-04-06T20:47:00

2009-04-07T03:47:48Z

It's my birthday!

kurtbert @ 2009-01-30T10:52:00

2009-01-30T18:53:09Z

HOLY FUCK THE COACHELLA LINEUP IS AWESOME (haters tooooooo the left)

ATTENTION PSYCH FANS

2009-01-13T12:31:16Z

BEST. EVER.

kurtbert @ 2008-11-22T14:25:00

2008-11-22T22:53:36Z

Guys, something really weird happened. I kinda don't watch TV anymore.

...yeah. I also became a vegetarian, stopped drinking soda, and kind of got a new group of friends that I consistently hang with. Life is crazy. How are your guys' lives?

VOTE

2008-11-04T02:18:47Z

Hey guys.

I know this is a little late, but I think it's pretty important. I don't know what all you guys know about the propositions in your states, but I'm just writing a quick post because I want to make sure that you look into them. I don't how many of you are aware of this, but there is a proposition in California to ban gay marriage that has had a LOT of smear ads put on TV. Sure, your state may be a solid red state or a solid blue state, but in close, controversial propositions (both statewide and countywide) every vote really can make a difference. So please, you guys. Look into them and go out and vote tomorrow. You are the change that you create, and you are the change I want to see.

See you tomorrow at the polls ♥

so...

2008-08-06T01:58:40Z

I've been a pretty shitty lj friend for a while now, and with my upcoming schedule I don't really see that changing much, so I've cut quite a few people. No offense, I just feel we never talk anymore. If I haven't cut you and you also feel like we never talk, feel free to defriend me as well (or for any other reason). No hard feelings, ilu guys.

AND THEY WILL

2008-01-06T06:20:01Z

Oh my god you guys, I'm gonna die. I randomly turned on BBCA because I was laughing at the fact that Torchwood was on (kurtbert: lmao Torchwood is on. Is it bad that that makes me laugh? / gobsmackit: YES/NO/NO...NO) and they announced a new episode of The Graham Norton Show. So I'm like, whatevz, I'll wait for that! AND THEN IT COMES ON AND IT'S WITH DAVID BOREANAZ A.K.A. DBOR.

AND THEN HE POPPED AND LOCKED.

I don't even know, I'm like exploding with love right now.

P.S. Sharon Osbourne is examining a chick-playing-dead's breasts.

In case you didn't know, you're awesome

2007-11-25T23:34:59Z

How much would Justin Timberlake pay to have sex with US?

2007-10-08T06:27:27Z

P.S. Anybody that fancies sneaking a peak at Alex Kapranos...
P.P.S. I was reminiscing tonight, and ahahahaha:
Chris Hassell asked:
Hi guys, welcome to the web chat. I hear it's pretty sunny there in Sydney?
Nick:
lakjsd;lkja;lkn;oioihn;k0u[8hy

Carlos would appreciate the shirt

2007-08-10T12:05:43Z

So gobsmackit was telling me about gay clown VFest pictures, and I decided Ross should have a banana shirt. SADLY, SUCH A THING DOES NOT EXIST. And I tried to describe how it would be made to her, but she totally was not having it. BUT LISTEN. She wisely brought up the fact that banana chips are brittle, and so it would have to be like those wooden tribal bracelet knockoffs, where, when unworn, it's small and close together, and then when you put it on, elastic between each piece stretches and that way the pieces don't have to. Or you could just print a repeating design on a shirt, BUT WHATEVER THAT'S BORING. Like, seriously. IT WOULD SO HAPPEN.

...I just really like the idea of a banana shirt.

kurtbert @ 2007-08-09T14:06:00

2007-08-09T21:29:22Z

Hello all!

1. I am back from my trip of awesome, and yes, it did live up to its name. There was a lot of traveling involved, but it was totally worth it. For the most part I just did touristy things in Toronto with aknockout. And also a family BBQ (we made it worth it with Arrested Development, it's all good). And also relaxing times with gobsmackit on the Cape (relegate!). I think they have both found that I am quite good at making things up. And also I saw Adam Green and it was amazing? And we sang White Women together? And I met a German dude at the bus station and pestered him about songs on the radio and we philosophized. And then I stayed with a random family in Denver. ESSENTIALLY: JEN IS AWESOME. SHLEE IS AWESOME. ADAM GREEN IS AWESOME. AND SERIOUSLY THEY MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH MORE JOYOUS. khdsfasdf;asdfhjdfkhkdf;jsafdhjs;ahjfsadjf;ksahf;saHP&Y@EROGUF#OUIRDF(&ORFWUBCG(&FT*Y@OELRDUFCW:IYGFR

2. So, there's this band called V.I.P. And they are ridic and awesome. SO, SO RIDIC AWESOME. Seriously?

SERIOUSLY, IT'S SO PERFECT.

3. I am in a very Bones-y mood lately. Which means I really want to marathon it. So maybe I'll do that.

4. Moving down to the coast later this month! Things are happenin'.

Yo sugar britches.

2007-07-31T06:35:58Z

So I'm kind of freaking out right now. Life has been treating me pretty awesome lately, but I know that some people are having some trying times, and I give them all my love and, if I can, I will try to get a smile from you. Me? I'm about to go on a trip that is going to be absolutely amaaaaazing, BUT. I am freaking out. BECAUSE I LEAVE IN FIVE HOURS AND WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND JHKFD;ASDFKJDF;ASDFJKDS. Fingers crossed it goes well AND NOTHING WILL GO WRONG, KNOCK ON WOOD!

Anyways. Signed up for classes for this semester. I'm pretty sure that anyone that is not me would find my classes completely ridic, and they kind of are, but I am so excited. EXCITED FOR RUSSIAN FOLK TALES! AND OBSERVATORY VISITS! Seriously, guys. Seriously.

In other news, have a piece of AIM chattery to describe my situation:

Me: I just want to like post something and be like, "oh, btw, I like bandom, plz cut me if you want to :D :D :D"
Me: WHAT IF NO ONE DOES THOUGH
Me: that would be almost awkward
bludger: LMFAOOOOOOOO
bludger: well then shlee would bone you and all would STILL be well.
bludger: just be like "yeah, IHU because you're elitist. WHY CAN'T WE JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER! KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Me: "GUESS WHAT, COCKSUCKER?" *HEARTS*^*

*I had this totally amazing .gif I was going to link to, but I can't find it. ;_;

SO UH. Yeah. I guess I'll just pull one of those friending amnesty things! No hard feelings if you want to cut me, I know I don't talk to some of you as often as I used to.

I hope everyone's week is filled with fabulousness!

In my mind, I'm already making fingerpuppets

2007-06-30T09:33:38Z

Aaaaaaaah, I leave for Montana in six-ish hours. I am mostly packed, cleaning my room, and watching Psych (new episodes soon!). What this means? I won't see all you crazy cats for like two weeks. But! As this is so, please let me wish you an early and fabulously bright Fourth of July (if you're American), an early and London-tacular birthday (if you're aknockout) and a magnificent two weeks whether you are or are not American, Jen, or the Butcher.

MWAH, BYE. :)

P.S. DEAN, HAVE FUN AT BROWN.

amusement

2007-06-27T03:35:37Z

fmith: alkjdshf i love it when "it's warmer in the basement" comes on and i forget about the lyrics, and i'm like dancing to it and then i remember, oh yeah, this is the song gabe sings while he's torturing people.

kurtbert @ 2007-06-18T04:59:00

2007-06-18T12:07:48Z

Hello all! Off hiatus-like status, that's what's up.

I was thinking recently about how weird friend time lines are. Like, seriously. Do you ever just stop and find yourself boggling at the fact that you've only known [insert name here] for only x amount of time? Yet at the same time it feels like those beginning memories were just yesterday. It screws with the mind, I tells ya! To switch subjects completely, Adam Green needs to come back to the West Coast soon. Please. OR VEGAS. OH MAN GUYS HOW AWESOME WOULD ADAM GREEN IN VEGAS BE? Oh man.

Anyone want to recommend some recent(ish) books? I'm going up to Montana in July (it's awesome! calming! BUT NEEDS READING MATERIAL!) and, you know, not browsing blindly through a bookstore would be cool.

Hope everything is going okay for you guys! Catch you on the flip side.

ETA: OH MY GOD OKAY BUT DON'T RECOMMEND TWILIGHT. I know you love it, I know. So, you know, don't.

kurtbert @ 2007-05-28T18:11:00

2007-05-29T01:17:00Z

Happy Memorial Day to you all, and especially to all the troops (of today, but definitely of the past). All we can do is say thanks and celebrate them. As a token, here's a Doonesbury comic In Memoriam for the troops lost in the Iraq War over the past year.

Some of you will understand. A.K.A. the Libs' return from (no)grace

2007-04-12T21:20:31Z

I'm just waiting for aknockout.

Random interruption...

2007-03-30T18:19:17Z

gobsmackit! Please e-mail me as soon as you see this!

kurtbert @ 2007-03-26T22:11:00

2007-03-27T05:22:15Z

THANK GOD SOMETHING FINALLY WENT RIGHT! I love the Palmer family, holy crapppppp. AND ALSO, Brady did not get hurt in the deal, I was really worried. FINGERS CROSSED THINGS STAY SEMI-OKAY.

...even though you know some shit is about to go down because Noah is SUCH an asshole/prick/personwhomakeseveryonehateAmerica.

ANYWAYS, I am v. pleased with this episode, because a lot of bad that could have happened didn't, and that's not really the norm on 24. AWESOME.

MAX GREENFILED!!! Cap by pumpkinpnts

So, even though it's supposed to be like 50 degrees tomorrow, I am very happy with Spring so far. It really does liven people up (though in California, the weather doesn't really change, hahaha). I'm going to a comedy show this week. It is my firm belief that comedy makes everything better. Honestly, when Comedy Central runs marathons of Comedy Central Presents, it is impossible not to smile.

Annnnnd that's all folks!

P.S. I love how much actors are recycled on Law & Order. Seriously, it makes it that much more awesome.

March 11th? 311!

2007-03-12T03:24:14Z

Happy 3-11 Day!

Man, I really love 311. Sometimes I don't listen to them for a while and then I hear a song and I immediately just want to listen to their entire collection. Things that make them awesome: they're always optimistic, they're wonderful to their fans, their live show is brimming with energy, and they just steadily produce enjoyable music. Basically, they embody everything I love about what I consider the California attitude. So, go on and listen to some 311! The music is perfect listening for a good mood. ♥.

Damn it feels good to be a Shlee-sta

2007-02-25T22:36:12Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHLEE!

You are such a wonderful person. Not only do I trust you with basically everything, you trust me, and I feel SO priviledged and just thankful that I met you. AND WE MET OVER A LOVE FOR CARL BARAT AND ADAM GREEN. I really don't think that could be more perfect if we had staged it. Like, honestly. We are psychic internet foxes, and I would give the world to you. Also? You redeem Connecticut in my eyes and I redeem California in yours. I AM ENAMORED WITH YOU.

You are caring and lovely and everything I could ever want, and I really don't know what I did to deserve you as a friend. And my only wish is that I can make you smile sometimes, and I wish the WORLD for you. AND I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH. Honestly, you are nothing less than amazing. ♥

Annnnnnnnnnd, to wish you well,

♥

P.S. Our spiritual meeting ground will always be Lincoln!

You still have it.

2007-02-12T04:09:10Z

Ummmmm, did I space out last ep? Why does Helo have this job, because of the thing with Athena?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS, the return of brain!Gaius. I think it's funny how different yet similar the brain models are. Callis and Helfer do such a good job with the varying personalities, omg.

I LOVE HELO. Basically. And holy frak, him suckerpunching Tigh was awesome.

Also? The extra scene, ooh ah.

Movie question!

2007-02-04T00:50:14Z

View Poll: The Naked Gun

since I laid my burden down I feel better

2007-01-30T06:04:36Z

Graem is such bullshit. I don't believe a single word that comes out of his mouth.

I can't believe Karen gave up without a fight. Um, hello? The President likes you, he could have got that proof. Also, way to say, "Oh, BTW, Tom approved the most ridiculous "security" measures ever, and against your word!" Thank goodness Palmer's are sensible (except Sherry, but she wasn't a blood Palmer, so she doesn't count.)

I HEART WALID. I dislike greatly most of the other people (read: FBI/gov't) involved in the ep.

NEXT EP IS GOING TO BE HARDCORE, I THINK.

juveniles hide your porno mags

2007-01-23T06:22:37Z

holy FUCK. HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK.

It's his mothereffing BROTHER!!!!!!!!! SYGU^TO@*WE&T@AWIDEYT^&!*&Y(#EP&^RD*O(E@&D

ALSO, HOW BADASS IS JACK? I totally thought Greg was dead before they showed the previews. HAHA I'M SO AMUSED.

Oh my GOD, I can't believe that's his brother.

On a completely unrelated note, the Coachella line-up is to die for.