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Named after our Dad’s go-to phrase when we were pushing the bounds of his patience, KNOCK IT OFF aims to make you laugh while pondering with us.
Mar 23, 2023 • Bethany Bell & Kara Wood
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KNOCK IT OFF
KNOCK IT OFF
“Knock it off!” Our Dad‘s go-to phrase when we were pushing the bounds of his patience. Subscribe for our thoughts about life, motherhood, and our satirical takes on current trends & events. By Bethany Bell & Kara Wood: Sisters, Mothers, Suburbia Livers.
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