Your chaos, organized. Real strategy, baked in.
Claude that sounds like you and thinks like a marketer —built by someone who took the time to learn both.
Well, kind of done. You still have to take out the em dashes and swap out a few words, then cross your fingers that nobody notices.
Spoiler alert: we can still tell.
We all want the same thing from it, really — for it to help us without the babysitting. So what does that actually take?
AI was supposed to make creative work lickety-split. You type in "act like a marketing expert," hit enter, 40 seconds, done.
REAL PROMPT, REAL OUTPUT, COULD BE ANY PHOTOGRAPHER ON EARTH
On-brand posts and captions, pulled straight from how you actually talk — one crew member per platform, so your blog, newsletter, and socials all sound like the same human wrote them. (Because they did. It's you.)
Expert perspectives from people you trust, on call for the 9:49pm gut-check. Five smart opinions in your corner, any hour. No lag while you wait for Regular Human hours.
Talk through a new offer or a pricing question the way a strategist would — right while the idea's still fresh, before it turns into a Notes app entry you never open again.
A genuine strategic plan, built to survive contact with an entrepreneur's spaghetti brain. Dump in the eleventy billion ideas, uncover what'll take, get back a plan you can use.
A handful of nerdy little helpers — for the idea that vanishes on the walk back to your desk, the content hiding in your photos, the numbers you keep meaning to make sense of. The full bench is below. You take what's useful.
No problem at all. This is a conversation, then a build (which we handle), and then a walkthrough. If you can be on a Zoom call, you can do this.
Yes. This setup is built specifically for Claude, so you'll need a Claude account to use it. If you're new to Claude, no problem, we'll get you set up as part of the process.
Totally doable — the extra assistants are $85 each.
$1,200
We feel empowered after working with these ladies! They lit a fire in us and are just as passionate about our business as their own.
"The best part is that they're kind, funny, real humans that want to help you."
[BEE AND KALEY]